Stickied Confirmed Signings 2023/24

[Prodigal]

If Southend can keep him fit and play to his strengths you have a very good striker, hecis on 1 in 2 this season, he is good in the air, quicker than Grimsby fans give him credit for, strong and holds ball up well. Good luck Harry, hope you do really well, we will certainly miss you, watch us fall down the table now.

 

[John Still]

We have signed Harry Phipps from Dagenham, any Daggers out there want to give an idea of the sort of player we have brought in? Think most Linnets fans will question another midfielder rather than the (any) forward that we so obviously need

Harry will give you everything 110% type of player, more an enforcer type of player not a creative one. Injuries have ruined him I’m afraid but always had the talent to go far but barely played a game in two years now and if he stays fit ’d be surprised.

 

[Gladders]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1484224254375772160

 

[David Curries Mullet]

He scored 5 goals for us in about 18 games last season and has consistently scored goals in the North for Chorley. He's got 1 in 2 for them this season which is probably a better ratio than the lad from Darlington that some of the FL clubs are after.

Don't know where 2 in 60 record comes from?

Charman had 19 in 33 games for us overall.

 

[hellogregory]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1484224254375772160

Hope it goes well and you sign him permanently in the summer.

Just isn’t good enough for League 2 level unfortunately.

 

[Stocky]

Charman had 19 in 33 games for us overall.

We were in for him but he went for league football at Rochdale. Half the gates, half the ambition, time will tell if he made the right call.

 

[Stocky]

Just the one signing for Grimsby this week. So far.

That's 21 signings for Phil "Paul Hurst" Hunt this season alone. Genuine stat that.

I am refusing to comment as I am on amicable terms with my Grimsby friends on here. I don't want to lose friends on here in case I get into an argument with Chesterfield fans again. That was a tough night for the notifications.

But Grimsby and their signings.

It'll all come out in the wash* at the end of the season

*- excel spreadsheet

 

[Colinmorriswalksonwater]

 

[Stoney Ground]

Hope it goes well and you sign him permanently in the summer.

Just isn’t good enough for League 2 level unfortunately.

No are Grimsby

 

[spireite]

A behind the scenes? Fucking hell you've not signed Messi

 

[Shrimpurh]

P

A behind the scenes? Fucking hell you've not signed Messi

yea, agreed. Embarrassing

 

[Colinmorriswalksonwater]

A behind the scenes? Fucking hell you've not signed Messi

lol, there's a whole series now, we now have a media department......

 

[DarkSithLord]

Have Southend seriously forked out 200k on Cardwell? Jesus Christ

 

[PaulHaddock]

Just the one signing for Grimsby this week. So far.

That's 21 signings for Phil "Paul Hurst" Hunt this season alone. Genuine stat that.

I am refusing to comment as I am on amicable terms with my Grimsby friends on here. I don't want to lose friends on here in case I get into an argument with Chesterfield fans again. That was a tough night for the notifications.

But Grimsby and their signings.

It'll all come out in the wash* at the end of the season

*- excel spreadsheet

We actually have less players than we started the season with

No are Grimsby

3/10, if you could spell properly.

 

[Prodigal]

Have Southend seriously forked out 200k on Cardwell? Jesus Christ

Where the hell have you got that idea? Ridiculous!

 

[Wooderson]

Have Southend seriously forked out 200k on Cardwell? Jesus Christ

Some sources are saying £200k PLUS a bonus if Southend stay up. Crazy!

 

[Cashis]

Some sources are saying £200k PLUS a bonus if Southend stay up. Crazy!

Heard Stocky’s spreadsheet’s got him on £5k per week

 

[DarkSithLord]

Can’t believe Southend have forked out 200k on Catdwell, madness.

Prodigal​

 

[Master D]

Just the one signing for Grimsby this week. So far.

That's 21 signings for Phil "Paul Hurst" Hunt this season alone. Genuine stat that.

I am refusing to comment as I am on amicable terms with my Grimsby friends on here. I don't want to lose friends on here in case I get into an argument with Chesterfield fans again. That was a tough night for the notifications.

But Grimsby and their signings.

It'll all come out in the wash* at the end of the season

*- excel spreadsheet

The man is fighting for his managerial career and to be fair to the board they are giving him every chance. This is HIS squad now so there's no excuses.

No, I mean it is literally his squad. He's signed the lot of them.

 

[Colinmorriswalksonwater]

Have Southend seriously forked out 200k on Cardwell? Jesus Christ

No, £35k, as mentioned previously.

 

[Shrimpurh]

Delete

 

[Stoney Ground]

We actually have less players than we started the season with

3/10, if you could spell properly.

R

 

[Shrimper92]

Have Southend seriously forked out 200k on Cardwell? Jesus Christ

No

 

[GTFCfish]

As you can see Abrahams is delighted to be here:

 

[Monkey Tennis]

As you can see Abrahams is delighted to be here:
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The version with the quote is hardly much better. Translation: "I didn't want to come here, but now I'm here I might as well get on with it."

 

[TheShayWay]

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The version with the quote is hardly much better. Translation: "I didn't want to come here, but now I'm here I might as well get on with it."

Maybe he's worried about ending up in the shit strikers thread

 

[GTFCfish]

 

[Stocky]

Grimsby media man has done more interviews than Parky wih all the signings they bring in over there.

Paul Hurst's press conference the other week I saw was just 15 minutes of him being asked about transfers by the local journo.

 

[Posh Harry]

Grimsby media man has done more interviews than Parky wih all the signings they bring in over there.

Paul Hurst's press conference the other week I saw was just 15 minutes of him being asked about transfers by the local journo.

If you’re watching 15 minutes of another teams managers pre match interviews, you need to consider getting yourself a new hobby.

 

[Wooderson]

If you’re watching 15 minutes of another teams managers pre match interviews, you need to consider getting yourself a new hobby.

He already has one. It consists of putting all the divisions’ squads into an excel spreadsheet so it can be decided if any claims of a low budget etc can be refuted, particularly when it comes to tinpotters like Bromley, and it is God’s own work.