Did North End get him a big enough cake?
No one likes him thoughAlli's birthday was on Saturday?
Who?It wasn't Paddy Madden's birthday.
Or, I can name every one of Paddy Madden's professional football goals.Bloody hell, that's some desperate googling
Any goal scored against us when Westley was in charge is scratched from the record, sorry.
Is Aiden Flint having a party? I better bring some vodka and some Charlie (it's a City song before anyone starts).