Have you ever gone to the toilet and missed a goal?

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Or gone for a pie and missed a goal.
 

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Yes. Many, many atime. Even missed Robbie Di Matteo's record breaking FA Cup final goal vs Middlesbrough in 97 as a result of being in the toilet (despite my mother forewarning me). Sorry, this is not a league 1 anecdote.
 
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Nearly happened to me on Boxing Day v Accrington, my daughter was busting for a piss with 5 minutes to go so I said to her to try and wait until full time.
A couple of minutes later she said she couldn't wait so I took her and just as we got to the bottom of the steps in the Pontoon Chambers smashed in our second goal.
If I had taken her when she first needed to go we would've missed it.
 

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Yes - a couple of times.

Infact I wasn't really aware one had been scored for a minute or two as it was a pretty small crowd/no scoreboard!
 

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Very rarely at a live football match but it is a guaranteed way of improving a boring 0-0 TV game as I'll come back from a slash to at least a goal being scored, every time.
 

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Very rarely at a live football match but it is a guaranteed way of improving a boring 0-0 TV game as I'll come back from a slash to at least a goal being scored, every time.

I went for a shit during the West Ham v City game last Friday night and came back to 3 goals!
 
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God yeah, loads of times. This year the only ones I can remember are our first against Coventry and the Chesterfield equaliser on opening day.
 

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Missed plenty for leaving early, 96th minute equaliser Vs Spurs in our second(?) home game in the Prem, went to Derby and left before we scored a last minute winner, walked out Vs Burnley out of frustration after two shocking red card decisions to equalise with 9 men...
 

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I once went for a pie and a piss, came back and I'd missed two goals

MAD
 

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Numerous times, in fact it's becoming a running joke. I'll be at Kingsmeadow and my exiled daughter will be listening online. If we're losing, she'll send me a text suggesting that I go to the bog.
 

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Lots!

Most notably, Benito Carbone's over head kick vs Barnsley in 2001.
 

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Gary McDonald's 30 yarder at Goodison a few years back.

That must be really unlucky, based on the number of times you actually score :fish:

And yes, I am setting us up for a 3-0 battering on Saturday.
 

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Yes, plenty of times. Couple of times this season.
 

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Missed plenty for leaving early,

Leaving early?

Back in the 99 Play Off final about 30,000 Man City fans left when we went 2-0 up in the 86th minute.

Only for them to score in 89, 90+5 and then win it on pens...:(

Never mind, all good, look where both teams are now...... no, wait....
 

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Thanks for the reminder Aus :lac:
 

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That is a match to question your exsistence
 

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Leaving early?

Back in the 99 Play Off final about 30,000 Man City fans left when we went 2-0 up in the 86th minute.

Only for them to score in 89, 90+5 and then win it on pens...:(

Never mind, all good, look where both teams are now...... no, wait....
He he!
 

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Norwich away back in 2009, went down a few minutes before half time and was queuing for a pint when Shelvey scored to put us 2-0 up, I did the natural thing of darting back up the stairs to celebrate.

Thankfully, most others in the queue had done the same thing and when I went back down I was nearer to the front of the queue than I was originally. Happy days.
 

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Just remembered at Halifax last season we missed 3 goals leaving early, we were 3 - 0 down and we left it until the 85th minute before fucking off to beat the traffic and it ended up 4 - 2.
Not that we cared as we were so bad that day we couldn't wait to get out!
 

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Leaving early?

Back in the 99 Play Off final about 30,000 Man City fans left when we went 2-0 up in the 86th minute.

Only for them to score in 89, 90+5 and then win it on pens...:(

Never mind, all good, look where both teams are now...... no, wait....
A Gillingham fan I work with was at that game and he said he didn't stop crying all the way home on the coach.
 
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Just remembered at Halifax last season we missed 3 goals leaving early, we were 3 - 0 down and we left it until the 85th minute before fucking off to beat the traffic and it ended up 4 - 2.
Not that we cared as we were so bad that day we couldn't wait to get out!

3-0 down to 4-2?

Gutted, you missed a footballing miracle.
 

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A Gillingham I work with was at that game and he said he didn't stop crying all the way home on the coach.

Had I done that on the coach back to Cornwall, I would have flooded it. It was a 9 1/2 hour overnighter.

I didn't cry though, I just got smashed.
 

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My birthday is April 12. In early 90s when we were actually good we were away at Birmingham. 10 minutes into the 2nd half we were 4-1 down.

Said to my mates we might as well fuck off down the pub but I got outvoted. We ended up winning 6-4 - one of the most amazing 30 minutes of supporting Swindon.
 

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Never missed a goal, don't eat food in football grounds and only have a slash at half time, I have ruthless control over my bladder.
 

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Missed plenty of goals at the bar. Most recently Scunnys goal against us. We beat Swindon 2-1 away last year. We scored just before and just after half time. I was at the bar for both. :ffs:
 

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