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Won't make myself too comfortable here in case the unthinkable happens. No, of course I don't mean Orient stringing some wins together and escaping the drop (we have been down for months), I mean in case we don't even exist come August. 'Orient 1881' in the Essex Senior League has a ring to it...

I understand you have a good few bellends on this forum, so here is my quick rundown of the posters who will be slumming it down here for a season before our youth team has a crack at the Conference South:

Dalendless Shid - Rarely posts. When he does, it's usually about beards or the latest female tennis pro he's fallen in love with. Just needs to watch a game at Barrow to complete 'The 126'.

NolansOrient Naive to the point where he might just be a bit of a div. Thought Orient might actually win a football match until a few weeks ago. Heart is in the right place, but extremely easy to wind up. Probably normal in real life, unlike the rest of us.

Look Out There Are Llamas Blags his way in to games by pretending to be a scout for an unnamed football league club. Appears intelligent at first glance, until you realise that he broke his own foot by dropping a chair on it. Once won a round of League Two Killer Football, but he doesn't like to talk about it.

The Terminator So named due to his unending, unflinching quest to be the most doom-laden c**t in the history of everything. Has spent the past six months masturbating at the thought of how awful a trip to Solihull Moors will be. Apparently knows what a 'Guiseley' is, but isn't telling the rest of us.

eric read Abandoned his boyhood non-league club, Oxford United, in a fit of pique when Orient fans danced on the pitch in celebration of relegating the U's in 2006. He has followed his newly-beloved Orient with gay abandon, right up until we got into this Besh*tty mess. Having attended Wembley yesterday in a desperate attempt to rekindle his lost love, Eric is now a Coventry fan. I once pissed on his Nan.

E10rifle League Two (new) poster of the year in 2015/16, E10 will be lending his unique blend of condescending morose fuckwittery, obtuse WUMery and ability to write in the third person to a whole new audience of adoring fans. Occasionally advocates premeditated murder as a solution to Orient's problems and is right about everything.
 

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Have fun. You will really miss Accrington when you rock up at Barrow.

Hope to see you next season, at least we would be local for you!
 

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Okay E10rifle, break down your name.
Why E for Orient, and ten 10, and is rifle to shoot yourself with or us?
 

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Have fun. You will really miss Accrington when you rock up at Barrow.

Hope to see you next season, at least we would be local for you!

Nothing can prepare you for that despair.
 

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Sound like a right bunch of pikeys. Maybe they'll go bust and lose the AGM Cup to Woking.
 

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That's fine, boycott home games, more fans will travel. We got you Orient :)
 

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It's worth staying in existence for the £750,000 parachute payment.
 

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:cool1:

Having spent most of my life following the Conference, I am fully aware of what to expect - Providing we're actually still in existence......

I look forward to hosting AFC Fylde on a Tuesday night with them bringing 12 fans, having one shot all game and beating us 1-0. Or 3-0 the way we're going right now......

Then there is the FA Trophy, I see that Tranmere got a draw away at South Park this season - I'd have been in my element, what with them having Randy Marsh up front and Eric Cartman in goal.

Always fancied a trip to Matlock myself.

I hope your toilets are all sufficent, I occasionally leave my mark in them - Although recently we've been losing every week, so there's been no need to panic.
 

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:cool1:

Having spent most of my life following the Conference, I am fully aware of what to expect - Providing we're actually still in existence......

I look forward to hosting AFC Fylde on a Tuesday night with them bringing 12 fans, having one shot all game and beating us 1-0. Or 3-0 the way we're going right now......

Then there is the FA Trophy, I see that Tranmere got a draw away at South Park this season - I'd have been in my element, what with them having Randy Marsh up front and Eric Cartman in goal.

Always fancied a trip to Matlock myself.

I hope your toilets are all sufficent, I occasionally leave my mark in them - Although recently we've been losing every week, so there's been no need to panic.
There is no chance Fylde would bring 12 fans to you midweek. Maybe on a Saturday, but never midweek.
 

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How come so many people know so much about Floyd and their fans? I know nothing about them, we've never played them. Might have a decent ground, a lot of fans and be an all round decent club for all I know. Gonna find out next season by the looks of it..
 
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Fuck me, it's just dawned on me that we'll have to play for the privilege of getting the chance to lose to Oldham in the FA Cup First Round.
 

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How come so many people know so much about Floyd and their fans? I know nothing about them, we've never played them. Might have a decent ground, a lot of fans and be an all round decent club for all I know. Gonna find out next season by the looks of it..
They're essentially Fleetwood. Pointless money club near Blackpool with a lovely ground, okay home crowds, non-existent travelling crowds.
 

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Won't make myself too comfortable here in case the unthinkable happens. No, of course I don't mean Orient stringing some wins together and escaping the drop (we have been down for months), I mean in case we don't even exist come August. 'Orient 1881' in the Essex Senior League has a ring to it...

I understand you have a good few bellends on this forum, so here is my quick rundown of the posters who will be slumming it down here for a season before our youth team has a crack at the Conference South:

Dalendless Shid - Rarely posts. When he does, it's usually about beards or the latest female tennis pro he's fallen in love with. Just needs to watch a game at Barrow to complete 'The 126'.

NolansOrient Naive to the point where he might just be a bit of a div. Thought Orient might actually win a football match until a few weeks ago. Heart is in the right place, but extremely easy to wind up. Probably normal in real life, unlike the rest of us.

Look Out There Are Llamas Blags his way in to games by pretending to be a scout for an unnamed football league club. Appears intelligent at first glance, until you realise that he broke his own foot by dropping a chair on it. Once won a round of League Two Killer Football, but he doesn't like to talk about it.

The Terminator So named due to his unending, unflinching quest to be the most doom-laden c**t in the history of everything. Has spent the past six months masturbating at the thought of how awful a trip to Solihull Moors will be. Apparently knows what a 'Guiseley' is, but isn't telling the rest of us.

eric read Abandoned his boyhood non-league club, Oxford United, in a fit of pique when Orient fans danced on the pitch in celebration of relegating the U's in 2006. He has followed his newly-beloved Orient with gay abandon, right up until we got into this Besh*tty mess. Having attended Wembley yesterday in a desperate attempt to rekindle his lost love, Eric is now a Coventry fan. I once pissed on his Nan.

E10rifle League Two (new) poster of the year in 2015/16, E10 will be lending his unique blend of condescending morose fuckwittery, obtuse WUMery and ability to write in the third person to a whole new audience of adoring fans. Occasionally advocates premeditated murder as a solution to Orient's problems and is right about everything.

Well it looks like one more has just joined.

You're a complete twat, and not a very funny one either. I hope you enjoy it here, as you won't be playing League football with the proper teams for a long time, if ever.
 

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Won't make myself too comfortable here in case the unthinkable happens. No, of course I don't mean Orient stringing some wins together and escaping the drop (we have been down for months), I mean in case we don't even exist come August. 'Orient 1881' in the Essex Senior League has a ring to it...

I understand you have a good few bellends on this forum, so here is my quick rundown of the posters who will be slumming it down here for a season before our youth team has a crack at the Conference South:

Dalendless Shid - Rarely posts. When he does, it's usually about beards or the latest female tennis pro he's fallen in love with. Just needs to watch a game at Barrow to complete 'The 126'.

NolansOrient Naive to the point where he might just be a bit of a div. Thought Orient might actually win a football match until a few weeks ago. Heart is in the right place, but extremely easy to wind up. Probably normal in real life, unlike the rest of us.

Look Out There Are Llamas Blags his way in to games by pretending to be a scout for an unnamed football league club. Appears intelligent at first glance, until you realise that he broke his own foot by dropping a chair on it. Once won a round of League Two Killer Football, but he doesn't like to talk about it.

The Terminator So named due to his unending, unflinching quest to be the most doom-laden c**t in the history of everything. Has spent the past six months masturbating at the thought of how awful a trip to Solihull Moors will be. Apparently knows what a 'Guiseley' is, but isn't telling the rest of us.

eric read Abandoned his boyhood non-league club, Oxford United, in a fit of pique when Orient fans danced on the pitch in celebration of relegating the U's in 2006. He has followed his newly-beloved Orient with gay abandon, right up until we got into this Besh*tty mess. Having attended Wembley yesterday in a desperate attempt to rekindle his lost love, Eric is now a Coventry fan. I once pissed on his Nan.

E10rifle League Two (new) poster of the year in 2015/16, E10 will be lending his unique blend of condescending morose fuckwittery, obtuse WUMery and ability to write in the third person to a whole new audience of adoring fans. Occasionally advocates premeditated murder as a solution to Orient's problems and is right about everything.

Is the 10 in your name a clue?
A self-proclaimed wind-up merchant, yeah? Bet you're popular at school.
 

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Well it looks like one more has just joined.

You're a complete twat, and not a very funny one either. I hope you enjoy it here, as you won't be playing League football with the proper teams for a long time, if ever.
Cheer up mate, at least you won the boat race at the weekend ;)
 

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Well it looks like one more has just joined.

You're a complete twat, and not a very funny one either. I hope you enjoy it here, as you won't be playing League football with the proper teams for a long time, if ever.

Stalked me here already, darling? This place must feel nice and familiar. How was Wembley? X
 

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Is the 10 in your name a clue?
A self-proclaimed wind-up merchant, yeah? Bet you're popular at school.

Oh look. Someone who's named themselves after a sexist Tim Lovejoy joke. Ledge bantz m8.
 

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Oh look. Someone who's named themselves after a sexist Tim Lovejoy joke. Ledge bantz m8.

Not even the slightest idea what you're on about. Does Tim Lovejoy even do jokes? I'm guessing that must be about your level then.
 

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Not even the slightest idea what you're on about. Does Tim Lovejoy even do jokes? I'm guessing that must be about your level then.

Methinks he doth protest too much. How comes you support Cardiff living all the way up there, by the way?
 

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Next season's gonna be a barrel of laughs. Bloody hell.
 

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It's worth staying in existence for the £750,000 parachute payment.

That might just about cover whatever bond the conference ask for to guarantee finishing the season
 
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