If you could punch anyone, alive or dead. Who would it be?

[Monkey]

I'd love to punch my father in law. In fact I did once while he was pissed then legged it.

Who do you want to punch?

 

[JimJams]

Holly Willoughby.

 

[Red]

I'd love to punch my father in law. In fact I did once while he was pissed then legged it.

Who do you want to punch?

 

[mowgli]

Gary Lineker,David Walliams,Simon Cowell,Vince Cable and Nick Clegg oh and Tony Blair.

 

[Indian Dan]

Eddie Howe. Smug fucker

 

[silkyman]

Does anyone NOT want to punch Nigel Farage?

 

[The Mustard Tiger]

I've already thumped Farage. Give him a right pasting.

That'll be the last time he challenges me to a fight in a field.

 

[Red]

Does anyone NOT want to punch Nigel Farage?

Me. If I did I wouldn't be able to stop and would have to do a life sentence.

 

[Vanni]

As above, Nigel Farage for obvious reasons
Theresa May (but I just can't seeing men aren't supposed to hit women)
That racist scumbag at Luton. No, not Tommy Robinson but Danny Hylton.
All those that abuse animals, be it butchers, vivisectionists, seal/fox hunters and so on.
Edgar Davids
Oh, and probably Rory Gaffney too, that pos Judas now at Bristol Rovers.

Plus around a dozen Iocals I know for a wide variety of reasons.

 

[Aber gas]

I’d like to punch all the obvious fools and Philip Schofield. He has a deeply worrying face and his youthful exuberance irks me. I also have my suspicions about him in regards to operation Yewtree. I don’t sometimes call him Teflon Pip for nowt.

 

[Cornish Piskie]

I wouldn't go so far as to actually punch anybody, and if I did it probably wouldn't hurt.

But apart from Nigel Farage who doesn't need punching, he needs hanging, the one person in the world who I wouldn't rescue if he fell in front of a runaway combine harvester is Alexander Armstrong.

I used to like Pointless, but Armstrong has rendered it unwatchable. I better stop here before I get into a rant, but I will offer this to the group:

Who here WOULDN'T want to punch this nose..?

Don't hold back on my account.

 

[markpvfc]

Piers Morgan
Sam Allardyce

 

[PuB]

The Queen Mother

 

[The Iron]

Garth Crooks

 

[Etty Abrics]

Whybird

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

I am a peaceful pineapple who eschews violence but omg look at that Farage photo. Only he could still look so eminently punchable in the aftermath of a light aircraft crash.

 

[claret50]

If I was a violent person - which I'm not - it would be Jeremy Corbyn

 

[GTFCfish]

This c***, and I don't mean Peter Shilton.

 

[Posh Hammer]

Lewis Hamilton.

What an absolute prick.

 

[Leo]

Tony fucking Bliar!

 

[Stevencc]

I would punch my ex-neighbour to death and punch Syd Barrett back to life.

Neither would thank me.

 

[Pagnell]

- People who voted Tory on the back of being so gullible, selfish and stupid they believed what they read in shite like the Mail and the Sun. Actually, fuck that, just people who voted Tory.

- Jeremy Hunt. And Jeremy Kyle. Both. A lot.

- Theresa May (I'd ask the wife to do it).

- Michael McIntyre.

 

[Monkey]

I'd love to punch ian off here.

 

[Leo]

Alistair Campbell.

 

[Abertawe]

 

[Meadow]

I wouldn't go so far as to actually punch anybody, and if I did it probably wouldn't hurt.

But apart from Nigel Farage who doesn't need punching, he needs hanging, the one person in the world who I wouldn't rescue if he fell in front of a runaway combine harvester is Alexander Armstrong.

I used to like Pointless, but Armstrong has rendered it unwatchable. I better stop here before I get into a rant, but I will offer this to the group:

Who here WOULDN'T want to punch this nose..?

Don't hold back on my account.

Really? I Love Pointless. Alexander Armstrong is awesome.

Anyway, my list:-

Nigel Farage
Donald Trump
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Hunt
Jayda Fransen and her Britain First colleagues
Merton Council - especially the current useless majority party (Labour but they might as well be Tories).
The Tory party in Westminster but not in Merton.

 

[Monkey]

Really? I Love Pointless. Alexander Armstrong is awsome

I had no hard feelings towards Alexander Armstrong until he brought that bloody Album out now I'd punch him.

 

[Leo]

I had no hard feelings towards Alexander Armstrong until he brought that bloody Album out now I'd punch him.

If you're a site supporter why don't you have a blue band ? Is someone needing punched ?

 

[Etty Abrics]

Unfortunately, Monkey won't be able to respond as he was banned last night for enquiring about the missing Nintendo Switch. It was supposed to be sorted at the end of last month I think.

You have a point though, I'm proud to have contributed in a small part to this wonderful prize, my guess is that OH NO WAIT.

 

[Blitzballer]