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Least Intelligent Poster aka Idiot of the Year

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Hello friends, and Creg. Truly it is an honour to be here tonight to present this award - The Official 1FF Least Intelligent of the Year Award.

The Idiot was a novel written by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, and originally published in serial format during 1868 and 1869. It told the tale Prince Lev Nikolayevich Myshkin, a son of Russian nobilitty, who possessed a kind heart and sensitive nature which was often mistaken for stupidity - ironic, since was actually anything but.

In contrast, it would not be ironic if any of the following posters were thought to be "idiots", because that is precisely what they are - sad specimens of malformed humanity who are destined to drown in a gutter filled with their own piss and menses, now that neoliberalism has systematically dismantled the post-war consensus through which it was agreed that we, as a society, ought to care for the afflicted amongst us. Harsh? Perhaps. But who am I to argue?

And so, on to the winners!

In joint 3rd place:

UTS, G-Dragon, Abertawe!

A man I don't know, a Liverpool fan, and a fellow who is now forbidden to reproduce according to the precepts of eugenics that he so fervently supports!


In 2nd place:

Carver!

Carver carries around a soup bowl in which he collects the spittle that dribbles out of his slack gob, and when it's full, he drinks it all up. It's a tragedy.

AND THE WINNER!

JohnnyTodd!!!!

Not since Titanic have we seen such a dominating performance at an awards ceremony! Congratulations Johnny!
 
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Thanks everyone means alot this one a real pleasure.
 

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You've got my back Johnny. I think you're ace.:thumbs:
 

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Only Jonny T could be on the right side of Leicester, Brexit & the US election and walk away with least intelligent.
 

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Hello friends, and Creg. Truly it is an honour to be here tonight to present this award - The Official 1FF Least Intelligent of the Year Award.

The Idiot was a novel written by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, and originally published in serial format during 1868 and 1869. It told the tale Prince Lev Nikolayevich Myshkin, a son of Russian nobilitty, who possessed a kind heart and sensitive nature which was often mistaken for stupidity - ironic, since was actually anything but.

In contrast, it would not be ironic if any of the following posters were thought to be "idiots", because that is precisely what they are - sad specimens of malformed humanity who are destined to drown in a gutter filled with their own piss and menses, now that neoliberalism has systematically dismantled the post-war consensus through which it was agreed that we, as a society, ought to care for the afflicted amongst us. Harsh? Perhaps. But who am I to argue?

And so, on to the winners!

In joint 3rd place:

UTS, G-Dragon, Abertawe!

A man I don't know, a Liverpool fan, and a fellow who is now forbidden to reproduce according to the precepts of eugenics that he so fervently supports!


In 2nd place:

Carver!

Carver carries around a soup bowl in which he collects the spittle that dribbles out of his slack gob, and when it's full, he drinks it all up. It's a tragedy.

AND THE WINNER!

JohnnyTodd!!!!

Not since Titanic have we seen such a dominating performance at an awards ceremony! Congratulations Johnny!

:lol::lol::lol:
 

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I thought I was a shoe-in for this award damn
 

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Yep I predict Leicester, Brexit, Trump and Klopp to Flopp and I'm the idiot not to mention £100's in profit on bets.

Pmsl
 
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