Hello friends, and Creg. Truly it is an honour to be here tonight to present this award - The Official 1FF Least Intelligent of the Year Award.
The Idiot was a novel written by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, and originally published in serial format during 1868 and 1869. It told the tale Prince Lev Nikolayevich Myshkin, a son of Russian nobilitty, who possessed a kind heart and sensitive nature which was often mistaken for stupidity - ironic, since was actually anything but.
In contrast, it would not be ironic if any of the following posters were thought to be "idiots", because that is precisely what they are - sad specimens of malformed humanity who are destined to drown in a gutter filled with their own piss and menses, now that neoliberalism has systematically dismantled the post-war consensus through which it was agreed that we, as a society, ought to care for the afflicted amongst us. Harsh? Perhaps. But who am I to argue?
And so, on to the winners!
In joint 3rd place:
UTS, G-Dragon, Abertawe!
A man I don't know, a Liverpool fan, and a fellow who is now forbidden to reproduce according to the precepts of eugenics that he so fervently supports!
In 2nd place:
Carver carries around a soup bowl in which he collects the spittle that dribbles out of his slack gob, and when it's full, he drinks it all up. It's a tragedy.
AND THE WINNER!
Not since Titanic have we seen such a dominating performance at an awards ceremony! Congratulations Johnny!