Most Embarassing Boner stories?

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saw this on another forum so thought i would start it here

What is your most embarrassing boner story?
 

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saw this on another forum so thought i would start it here

What is your most embarrassing boner story?
Can we get an anecdote to set the ball rolling?
 

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Probably that penalty miss against Sunderland..
 

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Haters gonna hate hbk. You carry on mush :thumbs:
 

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Would love to know HBK's thought process of making this...

:watching replays of Kevin Davies's goal vs Bayern Munich on youtube:
:having a little tug:

You know what?
I haven't made a thread on 1FF for a few hours...

:little browse of the off topic section:

Hmm, well would you look at that! We don't have a topic about boners yet... Seeing as I have one, it'll make a great topic of conversation for my friends online

:types up his thread:
:smiles, and lights a cigar:

Ok, back to highlights of Ivan Campo's greatest goals...
:tug tug:
 

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Think I know what Mario Gotze's would be
 

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Think I know what Mario Gotze's would be

Haha. Tbf to him, she is a fucking spectacular specimen. Could do wi' a bit more meat around the midriff, mind.

Embarrassing boner stories? None, I'm afraid. I don't get embarrassed, I just embrace it, wank it off on the spot and fling it at the nearest person. They call me Hannibal Lecter, at work.
 

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Haha. Tbf to him, she is a fucking spectacular specimen. Could do wi' a bit more meat around the midriff, mind.

Embarrassing boner stories? None, I'm afraid. I don't get embarrassed, I just embrace it, wank it off on the spot and fling it at the nearest person. They call me Hannibal Lecter, at work.
Are you sure they aren't saying horrible lecher?
 

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If someone can make some sort of joke about Pat Bonner, that would be greeeaaaat.
 

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Surely the more embarrassing boner is the one you can't get when you treat a lady to a little slap and tickle for the first time.
 
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boners are never embarrassing they are a gift every one should be treasured and remembered fondly. i keep a diary of boners and often flick through it on cold nights. worst thing u can do to a boner is hide it. unless u are a pedo like cardsfan, in which case u should probably hide it or check into therapy

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