Match Day Palace v Man Utd, Monday 5th March 20:00

[SALTIRE]

Match chat.

 

[Pagnell]

Palace without a win in almost two months. Christ, even Everton have beaten them recently.

Unfortunately, I can't see anything but a comfortable away win here.

0-2

 

[SALTIRE]

Yeah with no Zaha they are utterly toothless. 0 - 3.

 

[Benji]

I think Manchester United will beat this shit football team.

 

[Stevencc]

I want you all to know that I will be watching this match and eating a large pizza from Domino's at the same time.

I've got it made.

 

[Pagnell]

I want you all to know that I will be watching this match and eating a large pizza from Domino's at the same time.

I've got it made.

The pizza? You work for Dominos?

 

[Stevencc]

 

[Pagnell]

Please Palace. Make the effort.

 

[Bilo]

1-0 United off a set piece.

 

[Stevencc]

Smalling and Lindelof are looking as solid as diarrhoea so far.

 

[Stevencc]

Looked a good goal at first but it took a big deflection off of Lindelof.

 

[Bilo]

The kid just can't catch a break. Where he goes, shit happens. Would make a good journalist.

 

[Stevencc]

We've been shit.

 

[Pagnell]

We've been shit.

Good. You'll still bag the win though.

 

[Bilo]

We've been shit.

For how long has Pogba been so absolutely awful? The only thing he does well is the odd dribble, but then he follows it up with a poor dribble and gets a free kick at best.

 

[Pagnell]

For how long has Pogba been so absolutely awful? The only thing he does well is the odd dribble, but then he follows it up with a poor dribble and gets a free kick at best.

Do you very mind? He was a veritable steal.

 

[Stevencc]

For how long has Pogba been so absolutely awful? The only thing he does well is the odd dribble, but then he follows it up with a poor dribble and gets a free kick at best.

For ages now, this is very typical of him.

He's been a very frustrating player to watch for most of his time here, so far.

 

[Pagnell]

Watch the cnut bag a brace now.

 

[Stevencc]

I've spent most of the first half sighing and saying "for fuck sake Pogba", between mouthfuls of pizza.

 

[Bilo]

Do you very mind? He was a veritable steal.

Bargain of the century, I 'member!

United have to change pretty much every aspect of their approach to get something from this.

 

[Pagnell]

I've spent most of the first half sighing and saying "for fuck sake Pogba", between mouthfuls of pizza.

Made by your own fair hands though.

 

[DarkSithLord]

We've been shit.

Thats putting it politely. Fucking abysmal.

MOTM so far - travelling supporters.

 

[Benji]

This scoreline is karma for Steven showing off about having pizza.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Rashford just showed more attacking threat there than we did in the whole of the first half

 

[Pagnell]

Hahahahahaha! Breath. Hahahahahahaha!

Deserved lead. United have been shockingly shite.

 

[Benji]

Man Utd need a goalkeeper like Karius.

 

[Bilo]

Hahaha jesus

 

[Stevencc]

 

[Bilo]

Imma pop over to redcafe I think.

 

[Pagnell]

Hahaha jesus

Nah. He plays for City.