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Dr Mantis Toboggan

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i'll post my thoughts in a little while. i'm quite interested in the why so if you'd tell us the reasons for your vote that'd be great. let's get a debate going.

a refers to the left dog
b refers to the right dog

obviously u idiots
 

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If it were A and they put the socks on where would they wear gloves?
 

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I'm worried about us as a species. How the hell have 2 people voted A (as of right now)? That's the most wrong view I've ever seen anybody have on the internet. Fuck those guys.
 

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But if it's A then the poor pup will have constant builder's bum.
 

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I'm worried about us as a species. How the hell have 2 people voted A (as of right now)? That's the most wrong view I've ever seen anybody have on the internet. Fuck those guys.

Imagine what a cruel bastard you'd have to be to dress your mutt like dog A (surely only a DEPRAVED MONSTER who wanted to make their dog a pariah in the canine community would do something so HEINOUS)
 
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Working on the premise that pants were originally designed just to cover your arse and genitals, the answer must be B
 

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A google image search for 'dog in trousers' has B as a clear winner but there are a few wronguns out there who have dressed their dogs as A.
 
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trousers cover legs. u wouldn't go out with one leg trousered and the other not, and dogs shouldn't go out with 2 covered and 2 not
 

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trousers cover legs. u wouldn't go out with one leg trousered and the other not, and dogs shouldn't go out with 2 covered and 2 not
Arms are just legs that animals don't walk on anymore.
 
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if they are identical to your legs they are your legs. arms need hands and fingers to be arms
 

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I dont see a workable way a) could stay up properly. Also a) does not cover the anus properly which I view to be one of the more important features of trousers. Basically people that vote a) are arseholes themselves who like to expose themselves, sort of a Freudian wish they have to expose themselves forced upon their poor, suffering, compromised dogs.
 
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i feel you're all guilty of anthropomorphisising this dog. trousers are worn vertically not horizontally. trousers are worn on all of the legs not half (1 for us 2 for the dogs). if a dog walked on its hind legs then fine, b it is. generally speaking though dogs don't do so, so a it has to be. it looks odd that's just because we haven't gotten use to it. it probably looked odd to see black people at the front of the bus for a long time in the south of the u.s., they got used to it too, and i feel eventually u (bigots) would get used to the a dog :)
 

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i feel you're all guilty of anthropomorphisising this dog. trousers are worn vertically not horizontally. trousers are worn on all of the legs not half (1 for us 2 for the dogs). if a dog walked on its hind legs then fine, b it is. generally speaking though dogs don't do so, so a it has to be. it looks odd that's just because we haven't gotten use to it. it probably looked odd to see black people at the front of the bus for a long time in the south of the u.s., they got used to it too, and i feel eventually u (bigots) would get used to the a dog :)

I think its clear you just want a dogs anus to be easily accessible. Freak.
 
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dog's butts are on the middle of the body on the underside i have been told. only covered by the a trousers
 

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From a practical perspective if you were a dog owner and had to choose one, you'd probably choose A. The reason? Imagine the consequences of the dog taking a shit in either situation.
 

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Someone should invent dog panniers so you don't have to carry bags of shit around when you take it for a walk. The dragons would be moist at the thought of that goldmine.

Nothing to do with the discussion but I wanted to get it off my chest.
 

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What sort of pants (ugh) are they? Jeans, trousers? Also, who ever heard of 4-legged jeans?
Finally, imagine the nightmare trying to get them off everyday. With B, it's one pull job.
 

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i feel you're all guilty of anthropomorphisising this dog. trousers are worn vertically not horizontally. trousers are worn on all of the legs not half (1 for us 2 for the dogs). if a dog walked on its hind legs then fine, b it is. generally speaking though dogs don't do so, so a it has to be. it looks odd that's just because we haven't gotten use to it. it probably looked odd to see black people at the front of the bus for a long time in the south of the u.s., they got used to it too, and i feel eventually u (bigots) would get used to the a dog :)

says the wazzock conducting a poll on how a dog should wear trousers

Feel the #ian4mod campaign is in TATTERS after this DEBACLE. How can anyone lend their support to someone with such dodgy views on dog attire? You wouldn't catch Whitechapel dressing his mongrel like exhibit A
 

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i feel you're all guilty of anthropomorphisising this dog. trousers are worn vertically not horizontally. trousers are worn on all of the legs not half (1 for us 2 for the dogs). if a dog walked on its hind legs then fine, b it is. generally speaking though dogs don't do so, so a it has to be. it looks odd that's just because we haven't gotten use to it. it probably looked odd to see black people at the front of the bus for a long time in the south of the u.s., they got used to it too, and i feel eventually u (bigots) would get used to the a dog :)
Babies don't walk on 2 legs. They crawl on their arms and legs, should we invent new trousers for them?
 
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babies eventually learn to walk on 2 legs don't they? in fact i'd say walking on 2 legs rather than crawling is something we'd encourage in little humans
 
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