The Stevie Evans Relegation Thread

[PuB]

The wonderful Mr Evans has lead the Gills to an impressive FIVE DEFEATS IN A ROW. During that time our players have pissed about and haven’t bothered scoring in any of those matches.

So we’ve lost four league games 2-0, and one other 1-0.

Mr Evans has had a poorly in-growing toenail though, so none of us should be harsh on him.

He needs a cuddle.

 

[Luke Imp]

Oxford aside, the bottom half is about what you'd expect even at this early stage. Blackpool probably should have more points on the board.

 

[Valeite]

The wonderful Mr Evans has lead the Gills to an impressive FIVE DEFEATS IN A ROW. During that time our players have pissed about and haven’t bothered scoring in any of those matches.

So we’ve lost four league games 2-0, and one other 1-0.

Mr Evans has had a poorly in-growing toenail though, so none of us should be harsh on him.

He needs a cuddle.

You will need long arms.

 

[jhe10]

The wonderful Mr Evans has lead the Gills to an impressive FIVE DEFEATS IN A ROW. During that time our players have pissed about and haven’t bothered scoring in any of those matches.

So we’ve lost four league games 2-0, and one other 1-0.

Mr Evans has had a poorly in-growing toenail though, so none of us should be harsh on him.

He needs a cuddle.

It's getting towards the time for doing tax returns, he's probably a bit distracted.

 

[PuB]

Anyone else fancy some new excuses?

Well I do...

Training pitches almost ready for Gillingham after averting ‘a potential disaster’

Gillingham are closing in on a return to their own training base following a nomadic first few months of the season.

www.kentonline.co.uk

 

[TrinidadsNumberOne]

Oxford aside, the bottom half is about what you'd expect even at this early stage. Blackpool probably should have more points on the board.

Think Oxford will be sticking around here for a while yet if they keep on playing like they did tonight.

 

[Trapdoor]

I see Steve Evans still hasnt grown out of screaming abuse at players from the touchline? What a disgusting prick he is.

 

[Indian Dan]

Get the fucking fuck in!

 

[TheDon]

Get the fucking fuck in!

Nice one. Who needs a striker anyway!

 

[PuB]

Lost to Burton today who haven’t kept a clean sheet in about 30 games (last time was against us in February), and had only won twice all season.

We’ve got this lads.

 

[Luke Imp]

You lot seem to win or lose in blocks of 5 or 6 games this season.

 

[Gassy]

Personally don't think we're in a relegation battle (famous last words) this season.

I rate our squad & manager, I think we'll sign players this month too.

Bloody Ben Garner - took us from 4th in L1 to relegation, what a twat.

 

[PuB]

You lot seem to win or lose in blocks of 5 or 6 games this season.

Yes we do.

 

[PuB]

Personally don't think we're in a relegation battle (famous last words) this season.

I rate our squad & manager, I think we'll sign players this month too.

Bloody Ben Garner - took us from 4th in L1 to relegation, what a twat.

Going down!

 

[Bartonyellow]

We have a glimmer of hope but it's just a glimmer.
Played more games than everyone else.
If Jfh can tighten up our leaky defence like yesterday then we have some chance, but we need to go on a run.
Let's be honest we rode out luck yesterday and gills had chances to draw level so we got out of jail.
I rue the fact we left Buxton in charge so long.. But hey ho.

 

[THE LAST WALTZ]

I hope you stay up, I really do.

you won’t, however, have many many teams this season as utterly woeful as we were.

 

[Gassy]

Personally don't think we're in a relegation battle (famous last words) this season.

I rate our squad & manager, I think we'll sign players this month too.

Bloody Ben Garner - took us from 4th in L1 to relegation, what a twat.

Yeah fuck it, we’re going down.

Tisdale is absolutely clueless.

 

[Camborne Gills]

You'll be alright Gassy, the bottom 4 are hopeless.

Should we not call this the Steve Evans Mid-Table thread btw?

 

[Agombar stool]

We're definitely taking one of these coveted slots this season. Rank rotten with a cartoon manager.

 

[TheDon]

Can only agree. It's looking grim and things are falling apart rapidly. We're doomed!

 

[Agombar stool]

Well we have found 1 team worse than us so far. Take a bow Wigan Athletic. We did a win and a clean sheet. Lovely stuff.

 

[Indian Dan]

Surely there can’t be another 3 teams worse than us?

Bristol Rovers are trying their best, though.

 

[Agombar stool]

Surely there can’t be another 3 teams worse than us?

Bristol Rovers are trying their best, though.

We play them soon as well.

 

[EricSabin]

Surely there can’t be another 3 teams worse than us?

Bristol Rovers are trying their best, though.

Hi.

 

[Claret Forever]

I don't think we ever left this thread did we? There isn't a goalscorer in the squad, though there's a few other teams that at least are as bad. Really wish we could have got the Wigan game on, we're going to need to pick the points from the other relegation candidates as don't think we have the quality to worry the better teams.

 

[Gassy]

You'll be alright Gassy, the bottom 4 are hopeless.

I'm not so sure.

 

[gary]

Yeah your finish above Wimbledon.We are hopeless.

 

[Camborne Gills]

I'm not so sure.

I may have spoken too soon, though I hope not, local(ish) game and all that.

 

[Agombar stool]

Another limp defeat last night. Big game this weekend at Bristol Rovers who appear to setup exactly the same as us, majorly defensive. Under Sheridan we've won a pathetic 4 games and we play the most tedious, hopeful football. Punt it somewhere in the direction of Pitman who can barely move. The old dinosaur was shouting such pointless abuse at the players last night that a Pompey journalist even tweeted his thoughts about how demoralising it must be for a group of players severely lacking in confidence. We brought in a loan left back from Brentford who got MoM in our away win at Ipswich bagging 3 assists. Since then he's been made to curb any attacking tendencies and has looked pretty terrible.

We have ZERO chance of staying up with this absolute weapon in charge. Given he's best mates with our duckweed of a chairman its not looking very rosy down our way.

 

[Claret Forever]

Got to say, that sounds very familiar are end too. 1 goal in 7 games for us now.