To Pee Or Not To Pee

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It's going to be interesting to see what action that the suits of the FA will take against the various footballers, including Cobblers James Collins, in light of their Cheltenham jolly up piss chucking fun -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3493923/Feeling-little-flush-fellas-Football-stars-friends-hit-new-low-Cheltenham-one-appears-relieve-glass-throw-box-female-companions-bare-chests.html

- after they were happy to fling a 5 match ban + £700 fine at Mansfield's Adi Yussef for relieving himself in a place suggested to by a Plymouth official and 2x players.

Will probably go with the argument that it bares no relevance because it wasn't in a football ground. But to me, what Collins does there is a hundred times worse than what Yussef did - and was punished harder than John Terry's racism charge.

Our players omission from our match day squad has seriously undermined any play off ambitions, so such a subject has left many of us pretty bitter about the size of the ban.

The only real suitable punishment for Collins would be a good old fashioned good hiding to be honest.
 
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The good thing is there was no spectators under the box where they were, only grass
 

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We all know what will happen.

The FA will say that the 'incidents' are isolated ones to be dealt with by the offending players club - a slapped wrist.
Collins will play at Field Mill in a fortnight, bag the last minute winner, whilst our boy continues to sit in the stand. Just to complete the injustice of our ridiculous 5 game punishment.
 

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Is the bloke in the waistcoat with his back to the balcony Mark Randall?
 

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Fined two weeks wages
 

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Scum Northampton player.

The team should be deducted 30 points for this disgrace.
 

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You have to see the bigger picture to realise you should be praising his actions not condemning. Well done James. 'He pees where he wants. he pees where he wants.....' :)
 

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I might be wrong, but I don't think there were any spectators under the Mansfield player's pee.

Wasn't comparing this situation to the Mansfield one
 

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I thought it was super George Baldock.

Believe so too. Think a suitable punishment would be an enforced transfer to a League Two team. Let him choose which one.

As for Northampton, probably best to take 30 points off them.
 

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Think Luke Guttridge was larking around in one of those pictures.
 
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I bet the photographer, who was obviously tipped off that footballers were in that box, was well p*ssed off when they turned out to be League 1 & 2 players, not boys from the Premiership.
 

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I bet the photographer, who was obviously tipped off that footballers were in that box, was well p*ssed off when they turned out to be League 1 & 2 players, not boys from the Premiership.

Whilst Northampton will always be tinpot, I need to remind you that George Baldock is a Premier League footballer currently plying his trade in the Championship.
 

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Congratulations to the FA.

Collins wins penalty at Field Mill, whilst important attacking player continues to sit out in the stands for us.

The irony tastes far from delicious to me. The two faced suits are little short of a disgrace.
 

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