Weird pre-season stories

[PuB]

We all love a good moan about there being no live football to watch during the summer, but some clubs try to brighten our days by releasing weird updates during the break. I remember one club releasing a story about how they'd had all their hoovers serviced (possibly Oldham, maybe Bury, I'm not sure), they were enlightened times.

Anyway, I spotted this yesterday and feel free to add your own.

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/ex-gills-keeper-cleared-of-brandishing-sword-184144/

 

[SF_]

Graham Westley took our squad camping at an SAS boot camp.

 

[Boletus Edulis]

Not really weird, but last week the club put up for sale seats and other memorabilia because the Grandstamd is being pulled down and replaced. So if you have a spare £199 you now know where to invest it!