What is your worst football injury

[GTFCfish]

Son's 10th birthday party... took him and his mates to the local sports centre for a 5-a-side... I was in goal... one of the lads hit a shot and I parried it away (much to his disgust).... then I realised that my middle finger was pointing in a direction it shouldn't have been pointing... match abandoned* whilst dad is whisked away to the local hospital to have his dislocated finger re-aligned (ouch!)....

*it wasn't abandoned... the little bastards insisted on playing on and not one of them sent me a 'get well' card....

They probably didn't get you a card because they thought that you were swearing at them with your middle finger stuck out......

 

[Harrier94]

Playing football out in the street using some trees with a fence behind it as the goal, I was in goal and somebody took a shot that went wide I run to collect the ball and my idiot little brother left his scooter right by the goal, I tripped went flying into the fence managed to use my arm to protect my face but broke my arm in the process.

 

[Railway Blue]

Probably 35 years given you leave games early.

Your'e quite obsessed that I once left a game early.

You seem to be the only bod that thinks there's something wrong with leaving a game early.

Get over it,

 

[Bob Nung]

I broke a finger. It wasn't mine.

I broke a tooth. It wasn't mine.

 

[epic73]

I've just remembered that someone once stomped on my toe in a match. It might have been broken.