- Nov 25, 2015
- Reaction score
- Grimsby Town
They probably didn't get you a card because they thought that you were swearing at them with your middle finger stuck out......Son's 10th birthday party... took him and his mates to the local sports centre for a 5-a-side... I was in goal... one of the lads hit a shot and I parried it away (much to his disgust).... then I realised that my middle finger was pointing in a direction it shouldn't have been pointing... match abandoned* whilst dad is whisked away to the local hospital to have his dislocated finger re-aligned (ouch!)....
*it wasn't abandoned... the little bastards insisted on playing on and not one of them sent me a 'get well' card....