Worst Set of Fans

[Craig]

To present this we have a southern Man Utd fan, Stevencc

 

[Stevencc]

Thanks for the opportunity, boss.

And while I'm up here I'd like to say what a great job you are doing so far tonight. Truly inspirational stuff.

This is the award for the worst set of fans on the ENTIRE forum. You have to be a pretty cuntish set of c*** to make it onto here and to finish top? Well, we shall get to that in time.

*Sips beer*

In third place we have...

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PORT VALE - I know that Dave Vale is a Port Vale fan and he doesn't seem to come on here anymore. He seemed like an OK fella, quick to anger though. But that's none of my business.

*Sips beer*

In second place we have...

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BRISTOL CITY - I think we have a large contingent of these on here. Or is that Bristol Rovers fans? Probably Rover fans, thinking about it. As they will have voted for City fans. Anyway, they are c***.

And now we have it, the biggest sack of c*** on the forum. The group that you'd see on fire and stop to masturbate over the scene rather than take any action to actually help them. Dickheads, in other words. You know, real gutter-dwellers. The sort of filth you'd pay good money to see ravaged by a pride of hungry lions. I hate them and I don't even know who they are yet.

*Opens envelope*

*Cracks a wry smile*

*Gets a boner*

*Sips a beer*

THE BIGGEST SACK OF c*** AKA THE WORST FANS ON THE FORUM AWARD OFFICIALLY GOES TO.....................

LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So deserved.

Don't you bastards dare try to lay this solely at the feet of G-Dragon, either. Most of you did your part.

I have faith in humanity.

Well done, forum.

 

[johnnytodd]

I actually think that is a bit over the top stevencc. There is no way I could get a boner so soon after masturbating on merseyboyreds burning armpit.

 

[SALTIRE]

Danny Higginbotham - former Utd legend - said just yesterday what a great set of supporters Liverpool have. bama:

 

[Stevencc]

No amount of winks and Obamas can hide your true feelings in the wake of this result.

You and your kind are....well....you are shit.

And that's official.

I'm going on the exercise bike.

 

[SALTIRE]

I'll take the word of players and managers over a bunch of biased knobheads on here every day of the week thanks

 

[smat]

Danny Higginbotham also voted for you as 1FF's worst member.

 

[Stevencc]

Well said, Smat and Danny.

 

[epic73]

Thanks for the opportunity, boss.

And while I'm up here I'd like to say what a great job you are doing so far tonight. Truly inspirational stuff.

This is the award for the worst set of fans on the ENTIRE forum. You have to be a pretty cuntish set of c*** to make it onto here and to finish top? Well, we shall get to that in time.

*Sips beer*

In third place we have...

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PORT VALE - I know that Dave Vale is a Port Vale fan and he doesn't seem to come on here anymore. He seemed like an OK fella, quick to anger though. But that's none of my business.

*Sips beer*

In second place we have...

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BRISTOL CITY - I think we have a large contingent of these on here. Or is that Bristol Rovers fans? Probably Rover fans, thinking about it. As they will have voted for City fans. Anyway, they are c***.

And now we have it, the biggest sack of c*** on the forum. The group that you'd see on fire and stop to masturbate over the scene rather than take any action to actually help them. Dickheads, in other words. You know, real gutter-dwellers. The sort of filth you'd pay good money to see ravaged by a pride of hungry lions. I hate them and I don't even know who they are yet.

*Opens envelope*

*Cracks a wry smile*

*Gets a boner*

*Sips a beer*

THE BIGGEST SACK OF c*** AKA THE WORST FANS ON THE FORUM AWARD OFFICIALLY GOES TO.....................

LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So deserved.

Don't you bastards dare try to lay this solely at the feet of G-Dragon, either. Most of you did your part.

I have faith in humanity.

Well done, forum.

Did that even need to be presented?

 

[SALTIRE]

Danny Higginbotham also voted for you as 1FF's worst member.

An honour I accept with full pride.

 

[Nilsson]

I didn't vote but if I did it would've been for the winners here. In general I find Liverpool supporters to be sincerely affable people with a lust for life, however this forum seems to attract their worst kind. A shame, a real shame.

 

[Dirk]

Harsh on Liverpool Fans here (at 1FF.net they are the best fans btw). I know they have some "dubious" fans here that have seen Anfield only on TV but they've likeable fans too, like merseyboyred or SALTIRE , who are dedicated to their club and its rich history.
OK, Salty maybe made a mistake to announce here that he rather watch the new Star Wars Film at the cinema when at the same time the Merseyside Derby with Everton is played.

 

[SALTIRE]

Harsh on Liverpool Fans here (at 1FF.net they are the best fans btw). I know they have some "dubious" fans here that have seen Anfield only on TV but they've likeable fans too, like merseyboyred or SALTIRE , who are dedicated to their club and its rich history.
OK, Salty maybe made a mistake to announce here that he rather watch the new Star Wars Film at the cinema when at the same time the Merseyside Derby with Everton is played.

Give me a break, I did see the first half hour in the pub!

 

[Stevencc]

Harsh on Liverpool Fans here (at 1FF.net they are the best fans btw). I know they have some "dubious" fans here that have seen Anfield only on TV but they've likeable fans too, like merseyboyred or SALTIRE , who are dedicated to their club and its rich history.
OK, Salty maybe made a mistake to announce here that he rather watch the new Star Wars Film at the cinema when at the same time the Merseyside Derby with Everton is played.

Salty is a man I admire greatly, Dirk, but you should know that he supports five or six football teams.

Perhaps you need to sit down and have to heart to heart with him as there are things you need to know.

You are welcome.

 

[G-Dragon]

Liverpool must have hurt all these supporters of other clubs once!

 

[Dirk]

And here's me who thought that has nothing to do with Liverpool but the 1FF Liverpool fans (at least some of them) that they were voted for worst fans. Silly thought, I know, after the above post.

 

[SALTIRE]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-dortmund-supporters-win-first-fifa-fan-award

 

[Stevencc]

Poor Salty.

 

[Dirk]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-dortmund-supporters-win-first-fifa-fan-award

Well deserved!!!

I was at both games last year. Unbelievable atmosphere and I had goosebumps when the supporters of the Reds and the "Schwarzgelben" sang together YNWA.
Although I am not a supporter of both clubs (I only like both clubs) I feel a bit honoured, too

 

[johnnytodd]

Well deserved!!!

I was at both games last year. Unbelievable atmosphere and I had goosebumps when the supporters of the Reds and the "Schwarzgelben" sang together YNWA.
Although I am not a supporter of both clubs (I only like both clubs) I feel a bit honoured, too

Your a perfect reason why football is wank these days.

 

[Dirk]

Your a perfect reason why football is wank these days.

#you're

STFU, johnny. You toffee wanker.

Why is it "wank" to watch 2 exciting matches of 2 great team? (don't answer )

 

[johnnytodd]

#you're

STFU, johnny. You toffee wanker.

Why is it "wank" to watch 2 exciting matches of 2 great team? (don't answer )

The fact you don't know the answer sums it up maybe google it or ask Silky or Aber
lolzz

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Well done MJA

 

[Dirk]

When I hear that wind blow,
all across the Wicklow mountains.
Is it you I hear a calling?

Maybe I should start watching boring Everton, johnnyboy.
At least I am in no danger to get a heart attack. LOLZ <-

 

[Leo]

And I missed this until today ?.....fuck my old boots......

 

[MJA]

Well done MJA

I voted for Vale fans

 

[sl1k]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-dortmund-supporters-win-first-fifa-fan-award

 

[SALTIRE]