Yaya "Chaos" Sanogo

[smat]

Just been reading a Palace forum to see how the boy's been doing, and it's fair to say he's divided opinion.

Some think he's a 6'4" donkey with a dreadful first touch, but others characterise him as a 6'4" donkey who can't head the ball. Others, still, think he's both.

Let this thread serve as a paean to all of Yaya Sanogo's Premier League goals over the years to come.

Current Premier League goal count: 0
Chaos created: Lots

 

[Libertadores FC]

From what I hear, he's done well for the youth competitions with France. Too much pressure for him in the Premier League maybe? Especially when he plays for Arsenal.

 

[JimJams]

A player that will do fuck all but probably get a move to a lower Prem side for a few million and a resulting profit based on nothing more than he's an Arsenal player, or he'll piss off back to France on a free never to be heard of again.

 

[smat]

A player that will do fuck all but probably get a move to a lower Prem side for a few million and a resulting profit based on nothing more than he's an Arsenal player, or he'll piss off back to France on a free never to be heard of again.

No that's not right

 

[yellow]

Actually reckon he'll have a good career. Perhaps not in the PL though.

 

[Whitechapel]

He's the next Henry. (On-ree)

 

[mnb089mnb]

Actually reckon he'll have a good career. Perhaps not in the PL though.

Or in football.

 

[yellow]

touché

 

[mistermagic]

He'll play in the Championship for most of his career. There he'll earn more than in Ligue 1.

 

[thespus]

FA CUP WINNER