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worried womble

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RefWatch; Ref for Blades game (P13 since '79, W4 D3 L6 ) is David Webb, 39, from Wearside. FL ref since 99, and mainly does L1 & L2 games. Loves reffing, he won the coveted 'Golden Whistle' refs award last season, which is just like Fr Ted's 'Golden Cleric', but much, much gayer. Points are awarded for the cumulative amount of cards given; aggregate ref assessors score over 12 months; and how many Babychams they can drink while dancing in a thong to 'Smalltown Boy' in Greg Dyke's sex dungeon.

Reffed Wombles once; 2-1 away win at Morecambe in Oct '11 (5Y). Loves Blades, reffed them 11 times & they've won 8, most recently the 2-1 win away at Cov in Dec (2Y). Hates the scum. Reffed them 5 times & they've lost 3. Hates them. In 28 games this season he's given 69Y & 1R - low.

AnagramWatch; David Webb, Wearside = Wives Wedded Bi Arab.
KettleWatch; AWOL after his quiet performance in the Gills v Shrews match - 2Y and no pens. Pathetic, Trevor.
SarginsonWatch; Chelt v Newport. After his terrific performance in our Sutton FA Cup game, Chris has been promoted to Championship level (SG2) by the official refs union, the Worcester And North Kensington English Referees Society, which means he's definitely going to ref our match against the scum in March. Very well done Chris, great work, you're an inspiration to fat midgets everywhere.
 

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Do enjoy your write-ups.

Keep up the good work, sir!
 

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That sounded awful. We need to wake up before we're in a relegation scrap.
 

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KettleWatch; AWOL after his quiet performance in the Gills v Shrews match - 2Y and no pens. Pathetic, Trevor.

I hate to say it, but the last two times he's been at Priestfield he's actually managed to look like a competent human. What a weird world this has become.
 

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Sheff Utd scored in the 2nd minute then the contest was effectively over.

You could tell Wimbledon hadn't scored an away goal for a few months because although Wimbledon did a decent amount of attacking they never looked like scoring at any point.

Thought Wimbledon were poor and it quickly turned into an easy match where we didn't have to get out of 2nd gear.

Must give massive praise to Wimbledon fans, last time we played them I'm sure the official away support was around 30 (in the boycott year)

This time they brought 831 and made a lot of noise.
Fantastic support when you consider they rarely ever score a single goal away from home.
 

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