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Did anyone see the article about the bloke who went missing in Ireland? He was found dead on a beach the next day, but he had cut all the labels out of his clothing, had thrown away all of his other clothes, didn't have any forms of identification etc? Was one of the weirdest articles I've ever read.

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/The-man-who-went-to-Ireland-to-disappear-VIDEO.html

I know its not conspiracy related, just fucked up.
 

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I love Conspiracy Theories.

I have a bit of time for 9/11 based ones and ones that surround John F Kennedy. I've recently been looking into 7/7 a bit too. I quite like it when questions are raised that contradict official reports.

My favourite one though is that Lee Rigby never existed, it was just a false flag to gain support for more wars and shit. Haha!
 

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The Jack the Ripper ones are interesting too, particularly the ridiculously OTT ones.
 

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My favourite one is that New York is just completely invented. By the man who "pretends" to be Jose Mourinho. Because the real Jose Mourinho is really a Scottish guy in Lanark.

And that there has never, ever been an 11th of September! We used to jump straight from the 10th to the 12th!
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My favourite one is that New York is just completely invented. By the man who "pretends" to be Jose Mourinho. Because the real Jose Mourinho is really a Scottish guy in Lanark.

And that there has never, ever been an 11th of September! We used to jump straight from the 10th to the 12th!
No matter what, I'm keeping my tinfoil hat on.
Wow that is out there! I thought the Nazi's having a moon base was pretty special.
 

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Can't help revive this because I'm living with my parents now and my sister keeps bringing this bloke around. He seems a very nice fellow initially, until you realise he just lazes around and doesn't stop talking about himself and his interests, even when you're trying to walk away into your bedroom and lock the door of that bedroom. Alarm bells were ringing the other week when he casually mentioned a few major historical figures getting their genius from smoking pot, and all this vaccine stuff. Anyway, was pottering outdoors and came in to hear him finishing a ramble that concluded with "many popes actually being masons and Satanists rather than Catholics".

I thought I'd heard some gems in my time, but I'm now awaiting his theory that bears shitting in the woods is a cover-up.

Edit: I can now hear him next door going off on one about the chemicals in our tap water. Send help.
 

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Haha sounds like a right belter! :D

Anyone seen that 'Richplanet.net' on Showcase on Sky? For anyone who hasn't and wants a laugh, its a series about a guy trying to show us all the truth by telling us of the multiple types of aliens running the world, including prominent figures like the Queen and George W Bush being lizard people like in V, and that there is an alien base on the dark side of the moon that constantly keeps us under surveillance. He covers other topics as well, but the aliens/ufo stuff is always worth a laugh.
 

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Can't help revive this because I'm living with my parents now and my sister keeps bringing this bloke around. He seems a very nice fellow initially, until you realise he just lazes around and doesn't stop talking about himself and his interests, even when you're trying to walk away into your bedroom and lock the door of that bedroom. Alarm bells were ringing the other week when he casually mentioned a few major historical figures getting their genius from smoking pot, and all this vaccine stuff. Anyway, was pottering outdoors and came in to hear him finishing a ramble that concluded with "many popes actually being masons and Satanists rather than Catholics".

I thought I'd heard some gems in my time, but I'm now awaiting his theory that bears shitting in the woods is a cover-up.

Edit: I can now hear him next door going off on one about the chemicals in our tap water. Send help.
I'm a bit weary of what's in tap water, always have been for some reason, it doesn't help now with some mentalist saying it's full of arse and aids and stuff. It also doesn't help knowing the water in Lincolnshire is fuuuucking rank. It's the only water I've had that actually has a colour.

I don't know what to make of the whole vaccine stuff, I'm aware the flu ones are pretty useless but everything else? Fuck knows.
 
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They're both balls. The MMR conspiracy theories are ridiculous and shouldn't be dignified by debating them, and by far the main reason why any snowflake child who hasn't been vaccinated is because 99% of his classmates have to contain the disease. It's all such a load of shite shite shite, this lad's still here being as annoying as ever and I genuinely hope he erupts over like 9/11 in front of my folks so he can be turfed out.
 

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He's still fucking here, and among other things he's now condemned medication and the pharmaceuticals (in favour of Tudor-era medicine and aromatherapy) and claimed that he's visited the 10th and 11th dimensions. I've walked away now because he's started on a plane not hitting the seventh building on 9/11. I'm losing it.
 
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He sounds like fun!

I'm on board with the 9/11 theories to be fair, it's the only one I'm pretty much on board with, it is strange how WTC7 fell with nothing hitting it though.
 
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The amount of people that would need to keep quiet for something like 9/11 to be a conspiracy is just too large. They couldn't even keep Monica Lewinsky quiet.

Anti-Vaxxers should be locked up for child abuse.
 

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He's still fucking here, and among other things he's now condemned meditation and claimed that he's visited the 10th and 11th dimensions. I've walked away now because he's started on a plane not hitting the seventh building on 9/11. I'm losing it.
:fl:

He sounds a hoot, you should get him to sign up here! :D
 

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:fl:

He sounds a hoot, you should get him to sign up here! :D
Corrected the last post, I put meditation when I meant medication, "Big Pharma" etc. Don't have a particular problem with meditation per se, was a waste of time when I tried it but different strokes.

Lord knows what he's make of footy on here. Maybe the half-time oranges are loaded with pesticides that give players ADHD or Sepp Blatter's a gecko.
 

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