- Jan 20, 2015
- Reaction score
- Macclesfield Town/Manchester City. It's complicated.
that's a picture of him knocking on ali's doorI FOUND MORE EVIDENCE OF STEVIE WONDER'S FRAUD THE OTHER DAY.
Thankyou for reminding me. This is when he met Ali as a teenager, look at him....fist right on the jaw, staring him dead in the eyes. He's not even good at pretending to be blind.
My favourite one is that New York is just completely invented. By the man who "pretends" to be Jose Mourinho. Because the real Jose Mourinho is really a Scottish guy in Lanark.
And that there has never, ever been an 11th of September! We used to jump straight from the 10th to the 12th!
No matter what, I'm keeping my tinfoil hat on.
Can't help revive this because I'm living with my parents now and my sister keeps bringing this bloke around. He seems a very nice fellow initially, until you realise he just lazes around and doesn't stop talking about himself and his interests, even when you're trying to walk away into your bedroom and lock the door of that bedroom. Alarm bells were ringing the other week when he casually mentioned a few major historical figures getting their genius from smoking pot, and all this vaccine stuff. Anyway, was pottering outdoors and came in to hear him finishing a ramble that concluded with "many popes actually being masons and Satanists rather than Catholics".
I thought I'd heard some gems in my time, but I'm now awaiting his theory that bears shitting in the woods is a cover-up.
Edit: I can now hear him next door going off on one about the chemicals in our tap water. Send help.
He's still fucking here, and among other things he's now condemned meditation and claimed that he's visited the 10th and 11th dimensions. I've walked away now because he's started on a plane not hitting the seventh building on 9/11. I'm losing it.
He sounds a hoot, you should get him to sign up here!