thewwfc
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It is time.
Fuck all this half-arsed pre-season nonsense, bring on the real deal.
Early top of the table clash between Peterborough and Hudds, nice.
Exeter and Rotherham get to chant, "fuck Matt Taylor" at one another.
We have TV's Wrexham first up, which should be interesting.
Obviously playing this lot is no normal game of football, their "story consultants" have to agree what happens before the game, get it signed off by the Disney execs, then the two teams have to sit down and agree how to make it all look convincing - it's a lot like pro-wrestling in that respect.
Of course to keep up the spice of the narrative, occasionally "the bad guys" (in this case us, obviously) do defeat the heroes - after all it wouldn't seem like a heroic quest if they just won every week, right?
But I don't think we'll get the benefit of a win here - it's too early in the season for Wrexham to lose.
Got to keep the Americans onside, each week Disney holds a huge focus group of Yanks in places like Bumfuck, Idaho, and asks them what they want to see in upcoming episodes.
And typically they want to see goals, goals, goals.
So I think the most likely outcome here is 4-2 to Wxm, we'll go 2-0 up, just to make it look like the good guys are going to struggle, and make the inevitable Welsh comeback look all the mightier when it happens.
Well done lads, and hope you won't edit the footage too harshly to make us look like total bastards.
Of course we pocket a little backhander for playing the game to the outcome that the Disney guys want us to play, so hopefully we can use it to give our tea bars a lick of paint and fix the leaky bogs before our first home game. Everyone's a winner.
Fuck all this half-arsed pre-season nonsense, bring on the real deal.
Early top of the table clash between Peterborough and Hudds, nice.
Exeter and Rotherham get to chant, "fuck Matt Taylor" at one another.
We have TV's Wrexham first up, which should be interesting.
Obviously playing this lot is no normal game of football, their "story consultants" have to agree what happens before the game, get it signed off by the Disney execs, then the two teams have to sit down and agree how to make it all look convincing - it's a lot like pro-wrestling in that respect.
Of course to keep up the spice of the narrative, occasionally "the bad guys" (in this case us, obviously) do defeat the heroes - after all it wouldn't seem like a heroic quest if they just won every week, right?
But I don't think we'll get the benefit of a win here - it's too early in the season for Wrexham to lose.
Got to keep the Americans onside, each week Disney holds a huge focus group of Yanks in places like Bumfuck, Idaho, and asks them what they want to see in upcoming episodes.
And typically they want to see goals, goals, goals.
So I think the most likely outcome here is 4-2 to Wxm, we'll go 2-0 up, just to make it look like the good guys are going to struggle, and make the inevitable Welsh comeback look all the mightier when it happens.
Well done lads, and hope you won't edit the footage too harshly to make us look like total bastards.
Of course we pocket a little backhander for playing the game to the outcome that the Disney guys want us to play, so hopefully we can use it to give our tea bars a lick of paint and fix the leaky bogs before our first home game. Everyone's a winner.