1FF Wars 3.5

[Spirederman]

RIP Magic although you are welcome back anytime

 

[Dave]

TTT will fight in Bayside High

 

[Leewilson]

Well in Dave. Had been keeping an eye on the time for the last hour and had a lapse the last 5 minutes

 

[Spirederman]

Bachmann/Wanderer....

Ya gonnae git git gone. #Fuckedup

Double win for OCD (Better than 1CD Dom )

 

[Leewilson]

Bearing in mind any orders you have need to be done before 8pm. If so, fair play.

 

[SUTSS]

Week 4 Fight Card:

Bayside High
Lightweight (10BR limit)
Barack Obama (OCD) v Eskarina Smith (TTT) v 1

New New York
Middleweight (15BR limit)
Lex Luthor (DOH) v Ken (MLM)

Zanarkand
Middleweight (15BR Limit)
Paige (MLM) v Emily Kaldwin (TTT)

Emily Kaldwin uses her far reach to get the Elder Wand. Which does nothing.

Skellige
Heavyweight
Dice Only
Roxanne Morton (DOH) v Nessie (NK)

Bonus!
Sovngarde + £600k Prize
Team Match (15BR-20BR)
Donatello & Bender (TTT) v Songbird (MLM) v Ciri (NK) v Link (boosted with Ocarina) and Aloy (OCD) v ?

OCD clearly don't know how to read and have entered an ineligible team....

 

[SUTSS]

The results will go up after I'm back from work. Then will do character offers and set a new deadline.

 

[Dave]

OCD clearly don't know how to read and have entered an ineligible team....

Classic Spirederman

 

[Dave]

#Fuckedup

 

[Spirederman]

Yeah fair enough, the wording was a little confusing though tbh. It could be interpreted as needing to enter characters that are 15-20BR..

Copy and pasted..." Team Match (15BR-20BR) "

This reads as though your characters need to be between 15-20BR.

Our plans were in the team PM so if I was hosting the game (You're doing a great job btw SUTSS so please don't take this as I think you aren't) I would have cleared it up for said team and explained in there.

Not arsed tbh though. I encouraged fair play in week 1 where another team fucked up despite EVERYONE knowing from previous games what Abe's power does. Of course I don't expect the same from anyone else on here as I seem to be the butt of jokes about fuck ups and no one encourages leniency where I'm concerned.

Regardless, put your popcorn away.......

No meltdown here, but apogies for my perceived dyslexia.

 

[Leewilson]

It's funny because you commonly fuck up despite proclaiming yourself the 'king of forum games'. You can't make a statement like that and not take the flak when things go wrong

Also, if the wording was difficult to understand, common sense would surely be to ask Sutts to clarify in your team PM.

 

[Spirederman]

It's funny because you commonly fuck up despite proclaiming yourself the 'king of forum games'. You can't make a statement like that and not take the flak when things go wrong

Also, if the wording was difficult to understand, common sense would surely be to ask Sutts to clarify in your team PM.

Jesus Lee, anything I say about being King Of Forum Games is tongue in cheek ffs. You should know me better by now as to take it with a pinch of salt.

You won't get a bite mate, so keep fishing

 

[Spirederman]

As previously stated and as I've always shown in previous games on here.

I encourage leniency towards all others, yet am now resigned to never expect it back.

Take my word for it when I say that if it was you or any other team that had made an error when things weren't crystal clear, I'd be fighting for you not to be punished but hey ho

 

[Ciderhead]

Tbf my first instinct upon seeing the fight card was the same as Spired's. Then I read it again :hesk:

Also, I like to think that the Dukes were playing it smart and had a contigency in place anyway so my balls up didn't affect anything...

 

[HarvSFC]

God, I'm glad I'm not on Spired's team anymore. Should have done it years ago.

 

[Oaf]

... Ok, I'm man enough to admit that until reading this, I'd totally interpreted it the same way Spirederman did. Though yeah, reading it back, it does blatantly state that they need to add up to a total of 15-20

Not sure if Natch was thinking the same or had actually read it properly... if he read it the same way as well, we basically got lucky due to only having one character who we thought was eligible.

FWIW, I'm in the JUSTICE FOR SPIREDERMANS FUCK UP camp due to also doing the same.

 

[SUTSS]

Week 4 Fight Card:

Bayside High
Lightweight (10BR limit)
Barack Obama [USA! USA! USA!] 7BR 3HP 1D6 v Eskarina Smith 7BR 3HP 1D6

Despite the BR difference Barack believes he can win and boosts his BR by 1.

Barack's hope is well placed and he beats Esk easily ending her impressive start to the competition.

New New York
Middleweight (15BR limit)
Lex Luthor, 11, 3hp, 1D6 v Ken [Street Fighter], 14, 3hp, 1D6

MLM finally get a win! Ken makes this look easy.

Zanarkand
Middleweight (15BR Limit)
Paige [WAW/WWE] – 14BR 2HP 1D6 v Emily Kaldwin + Elder Wand – 15BR 3HP 1D6

Emily Kaldwin uses her far reach to get the Elder Wand. Which does nothing.

MLM are on a roll! Paige rolls maximum BR and Dice and whilst Emily rolled well she couldn't quite get there.

Skellige
Heavyweight
Dice Only
Roxanne Morton 12BR 3HP 1D6 v Nessie [Supernatural] 18BR 2HP 1D8

This is the week that curses end! Nessie is victorious!


Bonus!
Sovngarde + £600k Prize
Team Match (15BR-20BR)
Donatello [TMNT] 13, 3hp, 1D6 & Bender, 5, 3hp, 1D6 v Songbird 16BR 2HP 1D8 v Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon - 19BR 2HP 1D6

Songbird launches himself into the sky and out of sight of the others.

Bender distracts Ciri and keeps dodging her attacks. She forgets about Donatello though as he sneaks round the back and takes her out.

Bender and Donatello high five but they celebrated too soon as Songbird swoops in and takes them both out!

MLM having a great week!

 

[SUTSS]

End of Week Summary:

Dukes of Haddock:
Lex Luthor loses 1HP
Roxanne Morton loses 1HP

#Meatboylivesmatter:
Ken gains 1BR
Gain 250k
Gain New New York
Paige gains 2BR
Gain 250k
Gain Zanarkand
Songbird Gains 1BR
Gain 600k
Gain Sovngard

Nottarf Krap:
Nessie gains 1BR
Gain 400k
Gain Skellige
Ciri loses 1HP

Team Tennis Twat:
Eskarina Smith loses 1HP
Emily Kaldwin loses 1HP
Bender loses 1HP
Donatello loses 1HP

One Chav and a Dom:
Barack Obama gains 1BR
Gain 150k
Gain Bayside High


Booker DeWitt gains +1BR from Fight Club
A strange figure visits Emily Kaldwin and gives TTT 100k!
TTT can't pay all their wages! Their highest earner Erlich Bachmann has walked! You may now make bids for Erlich in the thread by bolding 'Team X bids £xxx' in £5k intervals.
Existence is pain for a Meeseeks and Mr. Meeseeks returns to 0BR.

 

[SUTSS]

Character offers about to be sent out. Deadline will be 9pm Tomorrow. Same as auction deadline.

 

[Leewilson]

Ahhh. Taken a few gambles that haven't paid off. Long way back from here.

 

[HarvSFC]

Ahhh. Taken a few gambles that haven't paid off. Long way back from here.

GG Joe.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Only TTT have been worse at fights than us.

 

[Spirederman]

I'll take a territory, and a BR gain, along with keeping my integrity in tact TYVM

SUTSS I wasn't posting what I did to put you under pressure either bro, it was an error on my part for not reading twice or thrice.... BUT it could have been clearer.

Oaf, what a gent.... Thanks mate, means a lot.

 

[Spirederman]

Can't say I pity TTT though, couldn't care less.

OCD BIDS 5K FOR ERLICH

 

[MagpieBee]

Yep. This is not going to last long. Poor draft has held us back but we've made some bad decisions as well.

 

[Techno Natch]

There it is!

 

[Leewilson]

Jesus Lee, anything I say about being King Of Forum Games is tongue in cheek ffs. You should know me better by now as to take it with a pinch of salt.

You won't get a bite mate, so keep fishing

Counted a few bites since this. Spired has a great ability to make a grudge out of nothing. I was just pissing about as usual with the 'King of Forum Games' and the ask Sutts comment is hardly bad advice.

 

[Spirederman]

Counted a few bites since this. Spired has a great ability to make a grudge out of nothing. I was just pissing about as usual with the 'King of Forum Games' and the ask Sutts comment is hardly bad advice.

I didn't bite or overreact Lee, let's not kid, we HAVE seen that before.

We let Obama do the talking.

I was just enjoying seeing you in trouble as you do I

 

[Oaf]

What a week! Everythings coming up Milhouse!

(Is Milhouse in this? Did I have him in the old games? I don't think I did. What a twonk I am. Any game is made better with a healthy dose of Milhouse)

 

[Leewilson]

Not sure if you forgot or have just been busy Sutts but the OP hasn't been updated yet.