1FF Wars 3.5

[Dave]

Fuck off SUTSS.

 

[Techno Natch]

Bioshock was easily the most over rated game I've played too.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Christ even Mindhorn is winning.

Spire isn't going to shut up when he sees!

 

[Spirederman]

Pick of the draft Dom... All part of our cunning plan!!

 

[Spirederman]

 

[MagpieBee]

Well. This has not gone well.

 

[Oaf]

Bloody hell Songbird, sort it out. He can join the Mexicans on the other side of the wall.

 

[SUTSS]

Group stage will be wrapped up today and tomorrow.
Quarters on Friday
Semis and Grand Final throughout the day on Saturday.


Coming up before 8:
Fight 13: Donald Trump v Barack Obama
Fight 14: Robert The Tire v The Lone Wanderer
Fight 15: Ciri v Emily Kaldwin
Fight 16: Patty v Robert "Mac" McDonald

 

[SUTSS]

Got to sort something out so most of the fights will be delayed. But we can see whether Nessie is to get knocked out.

Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 5HP 1D6 (#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain) v Barack Obama [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 3HP 1D6 (2 Dicks and a Dom)
The Washington DC Derby.

Barack is straight out on the move and showing extremely high energy but Donald appears to be taking all the hits.

Donald hits back...



and Barack parries excellently...



he counters....




but misses....




Donald hits Barack on the back of the head...



he stumbles...





but does not fall! He climbs back to his feet and they swing at each other both connecting with punches at the same moment. They both fall backwards. Can either of them get up...




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No! It's a tie. A much better result for Donald than Barack and an awful one for Nessie.

 

[Oaf]

WRONG.

 

[SUTSS]

I'll try and put fights 14, 15 and 16 up before I go to work in the morning.

 

[HarvSFC]

Which is slower, the forum or SUTSS?

 

[SUTSS]

Things will get back on track tomorrow! Been sorting something out that would've been sorted long before now if I'd have been put in charge in the first place but it's sorted now.

 

[SUTSS]

Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon - 17BR 3HP 1D6 (Nottarf Krap) v Emily Kaldwin – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted)

The big guns have had some awful matches so far and will this be the same. Emily Kaldwin will certainly be hoping so on her Wars debut,

And she starts well. Knocking Ciri to the ground early but Ciri manages to get up before Emily places any further damage to her.

Ciri swings with her sword.


Misses.



Misses.



Hits!


But it's only a glancing blow.



And Ciri is off balance.


Emily Kladwin sweeps Ciri's legs away from her and lands the final blow. Emily Kaldwin wins!

Patty [Supernatural] 13BR 3BR 1D6 (Nottarf Krap) v Ronald ‘Mac’ McDonald 3BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted)

Is another upset on the cards?


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No. Patty rolls more on her BR throw than Mac can get in total.

 

[SUTSS]

The current standings (Character, Points):

Group A:
Erlich Bachman 4BR 3HP 1D6 (Team Tennis Twat) 0
Clementine 5BR 3HP 1D8 (Undrafted) 3
Mindhorn 3BR 3HP 1D6 (2 Dicks and a Dom) 3
Group B:
Eskarina Smith 3BR 3HP 1D6 (Team Tennis Twat) 0
Paige [WAW/WWE] 12BR 3HP 1D6 (#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain) 3
Booker DeWitt 15BR 3HP 1D6 (Dukes of Haddock) 3
Group C:
GAIA 1BR 3HP 1D6 (Dukes of Haddock) 1
Sean Bean 10BR 3HP 1BR (Undrafted) 3
Karl Pilkington 3BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) 1
Group D:
Songbird 16BR 3HP 1D6 (#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain) 0
Aloy 15BR 3HP 1D6 (2 Dicks and a Dom) 3
Rowdy Ricky Knight 10BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) 3
Group E:
Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 5HP 1D6 (#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain) 4
Nessie [Supernatural] – 18BR 3BR 1D6 (Nottarf Krap) 0
Barack Obama [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 3HP 1D6 (2 Dicks and a Dom) 1
Group F:
Robert The Tire - 4BR 5HP 1D6 (Undrafted) 3
Charlie Kelly 3BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) 3
The Lone Wanderer – 5BR 5HP 1D6 (Team Tennis Twat) 0
Group G:
Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon - 17BR 3HP 1D6 (Nottarf Krap) 3
Roxanne Morton 12BR 3HP 1D6 (Dukes of Haddock) 0
Emily Kaldwin – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) 3
Group H:
Patty [Supernatural] 13BR 3BR 1D6 (Nottarf Krap) 6
Thomasin 6BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) 0
Ronald ‘Mac’ McDonald 3BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted) 0

 

[Spirederman]

Mindhorn and Alloy TBC group winners very shortly.

 

[Dave]

Fight 14: Robert The Tire v The Lone Wanderer

 

[HarvSFC]

This is scripted.

 

[Spirederman]

This is scripted.

Pretty sure that SUTSS said at some point in our team PM that this WASN'T gonna be run like 1FFWars where Oaf decided the results himself, but based around TFF Wars Harvs, which clearly was a fair contest

 

[SUTSS]

I have no idea where Fight 14 went. I wrote it out before the Ciri one. In fact I thought I had posted it before then in a separate post. I added it to the league table as well.

Robert The Tire - 4BR 5HP 1D6 (Undrafted) v The Lone Wanderer – 5BR 5HP 1D6 (Team Tennis Twat)

As the league table above will tell you. Robert The Tire wins! There was one point in it. Robert rolled a 3 and a 3, The Lone Wander a 2 and a 3.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Hahaha

 

[SUTSS]

Keep your eyes on the thread today. Fights will be going up at various points throughout the day. All bar one of our final group stage games has something riding on it. First up, who is going to win Group A.

Clementine 5BR 3HP 1D8 (Undrafted) v Mindhorn 3BR 3HP 1D6 (2 Dicks and a Dom)

Mindhorn uses all of his martial arts abilities here and takes an early advantage. Clementine is a born survivor though and she hangs in there and counters well. Mindhorn doesn't have the stamina to keep up! Clementine is running rings around him! This looked to be close and it just wasn't, Clementine beats Mindhorn and claims the qualification spot from Group A.

 

[SUTSS]

Quarter Final Draw:

Clementine v Winner of Group H
Winner of Group B v Winner of Group D
Winner of Group G v Winner of Group F
Winner of Group C v Winner of Group E

 

[SUTSS]

Paige [WAW/WWE] 12BR 3HP 1D6 (#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain) v Booker DeWitt 15BR 3HP 1D6 (Dukes of Haddock)

Another winner takes all fight this time in Group B, and this time between two drafted characters. And this one turns into a real classic.

Booker takes an early advantage. He fires rapidly at Paige putting her on the back foot but not registering any substantial hits. But Paige can't get in close. Booker stops to reload.





And Paige is there. She has him in a headlock. Booker drops his weapon and tried to free himself.



Paige is trying to choke him out here.




Booker falls to the mat and Paige lets go declaring her victory.












But what is this? Booker pretended to faint and now he's taking advantage. A bit of foul play maybe but Booker is the victor here!

 

[SUTSS]

Sean Bean 10BR 3HP 1BR (Undrafted) v Karl Pilkington 3BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted)

Karl puts up a valiant fight but he's no match for Sean Bean who progresses to the next round.

 

[SUTSS]

Quarter Final Draw So Far:

Clementine v Patty*
Booker DeWitt v Aloy/Rowdy Ricky Knight
Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon/Roxanne Morton/Emily Kaldwin v Robert The Tire/Charlie Kelly/The Lone Wanderer
Sean Bean v Donald Trump/Barack Obama

 

[Spirederman]

Always said Mindhorn was gonna be a waste of fucking money!!

 

[SUTSS]

Aloy 15BR 3HP 1D6 (2 Dicks and a Dom) v Rowdy Ricky Knight 10BR 3HP 1D6 (Undrafted)

With Songbird losing both his fights he is already out meaning the winner of this goes on to fight Booker DeWitt in one of the toughest Quarter Final ties.

Aloy comes into this fight as the hot favourite and looking at possibly going all the way and winning this, but we all know what is happening to the favourites in this tournament so far.

Aloy fires a barrage of fire arrows at Ricky Knight. He dodges right, left, right again. Aloy moves in closer with her spear but she still can't register a hit. Someone up there is looking out for Ricky Knight today and he counters slamming Aloy to the ground. She struggles back to her feet...





and gets a good hit on Ricky. He's stumbling around but Aloy can't get the next hit to take him out in...






Ricky stumbles forward and Aloy can't quite get out of the way and is knocked over. Ricky falls on top of her. Ricky gets to his feet....






but....




Aloy does not. She remains unconscious. Rowdy Ricky Knight claims another scalp!

 

[SUTSS]

Nessie [Supernatural] – 18BR 3BR 1D6 (Nottarf Krap) v Barack Obama [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 3HP 1D6 (2 Dicks and a Dom)

Nessie is out here after her lost to Donald and Obama only managing a tie, can she save some pride here?

Barack comes in and tries to get round the back of Nessie. Her flippers making it difficult for her to keep up with Barack's agility. She swings her neck at him and registers a clean blow. An easy victory for Nessie and a sense of what might have been.

Donald Trump is through to the Quarter Finals.

 

[SUTSS]

Quarter Final Draw So Far:

Clementine v Patty*
Booker DeWitt v Rowdy Ricky Knight
Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon/Roxanne Morton/Emily Kaldwin v Robert The Tire/Charlie Kelly/The Lone Wanderer
Sean Bean v Donald Trump