1FF Wars 3.5

[PaulHaddock]

Just totting up the wages again SUTSS and ours should be 67k

 

[SUTSS]

You're all terrible people.

 

[Oaf]

Pfft, fancy farcing when running this. Who the fuck does that?

 

[Techno Natch]

MLM to bonus

 

[Stagat]

DOH to Mount Doom

 

[Ciderhead]

NK to Mount Doom

 

[Stagat]

NK to Mount Doom

Nope.

 

[Ciderhead]

Derp, not the bonus is it!

NK to Winterfell

 

[Techno Natch]

Just incase MLM to winterfell

 

[Techno Natch]

Is Tyler Durden dead now?

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR Limit)
Empire Bay
Erlich (TTT) v Clementine (DOH)

Feathweight (5BR Limit)
Xavier's School
Snow White (TTT) v Stan Marsh (NK)

Stan gets a weapon from Kyle (+2BR)
Stan gets help from the Woodland Critter Creatures (+5BR)

Middleweight (15BR Limit)
Mount Doom
Patty (NK) v M. Bison (MLM)

The ground shakes and the fight is moved to Mount Doom!

Heavyweight
Vice City (+100k)
Paige (MLM) v Booker DeWitt (DOH)

Paige is cursed and has her BR halfed.
The ground shakes and the fight is moved to Vice City!

Bonus!
Winterfell + 600k + Character offer from a faction of your choice!
Emily (TTT) v Trump (MLM) v Nessie (NK)

 

[SUTSS]

Before the fighting starts Ken is stabbed through the heart and has died!

 

[Spirederman]

Bastards

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR Limit)
Empire Bay
Erlich Bachman 5BR 2HP 1D6 (TTT) v Clementine – 5BR 5HP 1D8 (DOH)

This is very close but it's ultimately Clementine's dice that make the difference. A debut victory!

Feathweight (5BR Limit)
Xavier's School
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [Disney] 3, 3hp, 1D6 (TTT) v Stan Marsh [South Park], 11, 3hp, 1D6 (NK)

Stan's boosted BR made this impossible for Snow White to win.

Middleweight (15BR Limit)
Mount Doom
Patty [Supernatural] 14BR 3HP 1D6 (NK) v M. Bison [Street Fighter] 14, 3hp, 1D6 (MLM)

M. Bison can't follow the examples of debut wins and loses badly to Patty despite this being an even match on paper/

Heavyweight
Vice City (+100k)
Paige [WAW/WWE] – 9BR 2HP 1D6 (MLM) v Booker DeWitt 16BR 2HP 1D10 (DOH)

Paige also has a hard time of it with her curse and Booker rolls well in a week of high rolls and Paige has no chance.

Bonus!
Winterfell + 600k + Character offer from a faction of your choice!
Emily Kaldwin – 18BR 2HP 1D6 (TTT) v Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 6BR 2HP 1D8 (MLM) v Nessie [Supernatural] 20BR 2HP 1D8 (NK)

Emily hits Trump over the head and takes him out of the fight early.

She tries the same with Nessie but Nessie gets a counter hit in.

Emily's height disadvantage means she can't hit Nessie's head and Nessie is dominating here.

It looks like Nessie has won.


Emily is on the floor out of it.


But....




This is odd....





Our computer system is saying that Donald Trump won. He's up saying that he won this fight and the popular vote and that Emily and Nessie should be locked up and are losers.


We don't know what has happened but Trump has won!

 

[Techno Natch]

Shit week. We were just saying we were in a good position. At least Trump saved our week.

 

[Dave]

Amazing week for us.

 

[Ciderhead]

Well played, Haddocks. Well played.

Even when Nessie wins she doesn't win!

 

[MagpieBee]

This is getting a little ridiculous now. The only thing that went for us was Meeseeks (though that did go awesomely for us)

 

[Dave]

This is getting a little ridiculous now. The only thing that went for us was Meeseeks (though that did go awesomely for us)

Until SUTSS thought "fuck it, let's do a death week and give the other teams seeker and whip after they killed my super meat boy".

 

[Leewilson]

The funniest thing is we're still in this. How have we not been eliminated yet?

 

[HarvSFC]

I fear SUTSS enjoys tennis too much.

 

[SUTSS]

I will get the summary and character offers out tonight. It should be a fairly quiet couple of weeks so we should be running like clockwork without any delays.

 

[SUTSS]

Internet has been out since I got home from work, only just came back. Opening post has been updated.

Dukes of Haddock:
Clementine gains 1BR
Clementine gains 1HP
Gain Empire Bay
Gain 100k
Booker DeWitt gains 1BR
Gain Vice City
Gain 400k

#MakeMeatBoyGreatAgain:
Paige loses 1HP
M. Bison loses 1HP
Trump gains 1BR
Gain Winterfell
Gain 600k
Gain Character Offer

Nottarf Krap:
Stan gains 1BR
Gain Xavier's School
Gain 100k
Patty gains 1BR
Gain 250k
Gain Mount Doom
Nessie avoids taking damage

Team Tennis Twat
Erlich loses 1HP
Snow White loses 1HP
Emily Kaldwin loses 1HP



Character offers shortly. Deadline will be 8pm Wednesday.

 

[SUTSS]

Impeachment proceedings have begun against Donald Trump after Russian hacking of the last match.

 

[Oaf]

SUTSS news is fake news.

 

[SUTSS]

Erlich Bachmann gives Emily 1BR.

 

[SUTSS]

Dukes of Haddock sign:


Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow, 11, 3hp, £250,000, £23,000, 1D6 Jacks Compass

 

[SUTSS]

Nottarf Krap sign:

Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds – 3BR 3HP 1D6 400k N/A – Moneymaker (100k)/Freight Train

 

[SUTSS]

MLM sign:

Sagat

Sagat 14, 3hp, £250,000, £25,000, Tiger Knee!

 

[PaulHaddock]

Our wages should be 90k.