1FF Wars 3.5

[SUTSS]

Team Tennis Twat signs:

Trevor Phillips

Trevor Phillips [GTA], 12, 3hp, 1D6 £200,000, NA, Money Maker (+30K)

 

[SUTSS]

And:

Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson, 4, 3hp, 1D6, £60,000, £8,000, The Homer they fall

 

[PaulHaddock]

Trev <3

 

[HarvSFC]

Trevor fucking Phillips has arrived!

 

[SUTSS]

Week 8 fight card:

Lightweight (10BR limit)
New New York
MLM v TTT

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Zanarkand
MLM v TTT

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Vice City (+100k)
DOH v NK

Heavyweight
The Shire
NK v DOH

Bonus!
Heavyweight
Normandy Beach + 600k + 2 items selected at random
NK v MLM v 1 v 1

 

[Ciderhead]

NK to Vice City

 

[Dave]

GTtt to vice city

 

[Dave]

Ttt to New York and Samarkand

 

[Ciderhead]

Ttt to Samarkand

On your own mate

 

[SUTSS]

Clementine gains 1BR from fight club.

 

[PaulHaddock]

DOH to the Shire

 

[Techno Natch]

MLM to the shire

 

[HarvSFC]

MLM to the shire

Nope

 

[SUTSS]

Deadline is 9pm tomorrow

 

[Leewilson]

Our wages are 103k now Sutts

 

[Techno Natch]

MLM To Normady Beach!!!!

 

[SUTSS]

Sagat uses Tiger Knee on Nessie who takes 1HP damage!

 

[SUTSS]

M. Bison recharges Sagat's ability!

 

[SUTSS]

Sagat uses Tiger Knee on Nessie who takes 1HP damage. Nessie is dead!

 

[PaulHaddock]

Haha.

 

[Ciderhead]

Well that was mean

 

[Oaf]

 

[SUTSS]

Ciri is given 1BR by Xavier's School

Week 8 fight card:

Lightweight (10BR limit)
New New York
Mewtwo [Pokemon] 10, 2hp, 1D6 (MLM) v Homer Simpson, 4, 3hp, 1D6 (TTT)

An easy win for Mewtwo and he beats Homer by so much that Homer loses 1hp.

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Zanarkand
Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 7BR 2HP 1D8 (MLM) v Eskarina Smith 7BR 2HP 1D6 (TTT)

Both characters roll really well here and that means that it ends in a draw!

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Vice City (+100k)
Roxanne Morton 13BR 2HP 1D6 (DOH) v Patty [Supernatural] 15BR 3HP 1D6 (NK)

Patty rolled a 4 on her BR throw, and that's enough to beat Roxy's entire roll!

Heavyweight
The Shire
Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon - 20BR 1HP 1D6 v Booker DeWitt 17BR 2HP 1D10 (DOH)

The ground rumbles and the match is moved to Xavier's School

Xavier's School
Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon - 20BR 1HP 1D6 v Booker DeWitt 17BR 2HP 1D10 (DOH)

This one looks like an epic on paper.

But it proves to be nothing of the sort. An easy win for Booker DeWitt after Ciri has an awful roll.

Bonus!
Heavyweight
Normandy Beach + 600k + 2 items selected at random
Indiana Jones , 6, 3hp, 1D6 (NK) v Jaqen H'ghar 4, 3HP, 1D6 (MLM)

Jaqen wears the face of Nessie.

Indiana Jones , 6, 3hp, 1D6 (NK) v Jaqen H'ghar 20, 3HP, 1D8 (MLM)

A one sided bonus by the looks of it but both will be taking some damage in Normandy Beach.

And...




the...




winner....




is....






amazingly....





INDIANA JONES!

 

[PaulHaddock]

Loooooool

 

[SUTSS]

Week 8 Summary:

Dukes of Haddock:
Roxy loses 1HP
Booker gains 1BR
Gain 400k
Gain Xavier's School

MMBGA:
Mewtwo gains 2BR
Gain 150k
Jaqen loses 1HP

Nottarf Krap:
Patty gains 1BR
Gain 250k
Ciri loses 1HP. Ciri is Dead!
Indiana Jones loses 1HP
Indiana Jones gains 1BR
Gain The Golden Axe
Gain Poison
Gain Vice City

Team Tennis Twat:
Homer loses 1HP

 

[Techno Natch]

Nessie....

 

[SUTSS]

Deadline for characters is midday Saturday

 

[SUTSS]

A strange figure appears to Emily Kaldwin and gives TTT 100k!

 

[SUTSS]

Jack Sparrow wins fight club and gains 1BR

 

[SUTSS]

Progress has been made on impeaching Donald Trump. He loses 1HP