1FF Wars 3.5

[SUTSS]

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!


Barry Scott takes over the television sets of all characters in the game (bar TTT) and they all pay 20k to buy a huge supply of cillit bang!

 

[HarvSFC]

That's some inflation.

 

[Spirederman]

MLM TO BONUS

 

[SUTSS]

Jaqen H'ghar takes the face of The Lone Wanderer until the end of the week.

 

[PaulHaddock]

DOH to Bonus

 

[SUTSS]

Thought I set the deadline for tonight rather than last night....

 

[Leewilson]

Results tonight then Sutts?

 

[Spirederman]

STAND UP THE SOUTH STAND

STAND UP, BE COUNTED AND SHOW YOUR FACE

 

[SUTSS]

The more you moan the later the results get.

 

[SUTSS]

First things first, Nottarf Krap use a poison against Roxanne Morton and she takes 1HP damage.

Zippy grabs on to Ash's and Zips up. Ash loses 1HP.

Week 9 Fight Card:

Featherweight (5BR limit)
Zanarkand
Zippy, 2, 3hp, 1D6 v Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [Disney] 3, 2hp, 1D6

Lightweight (10BR limit)
New New York
Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 7BR 1HP 1D8 v Ash Ketchum [Pokemon], 2, 2hp, 1D6 w/ Bulbasaur [Pokemon], 6, 2hp, 1D6

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Xavier's School
No one! v Iron Man [Avengers] 14, 3hp, 1D6

Heavyweight
The Shire
Patty [Supernatural] 16BR 3HP 1D6 w/ Golden Axe v Barry Scott 1, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Plasma Grenade

BONUS!
Takeshi's Castle (+1BR defending) + 800k
Emily Kaldwin – 19BR 1HP 1D6 v Paige [WAW/WWE] – 18BR 1HP 1D6 v Booker DeWitt 19BR 2HP 1D10

The ground shakes and the battle is changed to Vice City!
Emily uses her far reach to bring the Golden Axe into the fight. (Yes it's in two fights but they are one after each other so it's fine)

BONUS!
Vice City (+100k) + 800k
Emily Kaldwin – 19BR 1HP 1D6 w/ Golden Axe v Paige [WAW/WWE] – 18BR 1HP 1D6 v Booker DeWitt 19BR 2HP 1D10

 

[HarvSFC]

Let's be avin ya!

 

[HarvSFC]

Oh wow, quite surprised DOH didn't defend Xavier's School.

 

[SUTSS]

Week 9 Fight Card:

Featherweight (5BR limit)
Zanarkand
Zippy, 2, 3hp, 1D6 v Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [Disney] 3, 2hp, 1D6

Zippy thinks he's won this after a fantastic throw but just as he goes to plant the final blow on Snow White 4 dwarfs come holding frying pans and smash him over the head repeatedly.

Lightweight (10BR limit)
New New York
Donald Trump [USA! USA! USA!] 7BR 1HP 1D8 v Ash Ketchum [Pokemon], 2, 2hp, 1D6 w/ Bulbasaur [Pokemon], 6, 2hp, 1D6

Donald Trump's luck is up and he is defeated easily by the Pokemon duo.

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Xavier's School
No one! v Iron Man [Avengers] 14, 3hp, 1D6

Iron Man walkover!

Heavyweight
The Shire
Patty [Supernatural] 16BR 3HP 1D6 w/ Golden Axe v Barry Scott 1, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Plasma Grenade

Not surprisingly this wasn't a contest. Just as he's amount to go though he throws in the Plasma Grenade and whilst Patty wins the fight she also loses 1HP

BONUS!
Vice City (+100k) + 800k
Emily Kaldwin – 19BR 1HP 1D6 w/ Golden Axe v Paige [WAW/WWE] – 18BR 1HP 1D6 v Booker DeWitt 19BR 2HP 1D10

Even without the Golden Axe Emily would have swept up. Paige and Booker no where close and it's another character lose for MLM.

 

[Spirederman]

40kw wages.... As discussed in our PM happy she's off our wage bill!!

 

[Leewilson]

Wait, we've actually won an important match??!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Techno Natch]

3 losses though.

 

[Ciderhead]

3 losses though.

The Spired effect.

 

[Leewilson]

Confused as to why DOH didn't defend Xavier's?

 

[HarvSFC]

Confused as to why DOH didn't defend Xavier's?

I'm fairly certain we killed off the character they were putting in there.

 

[Leewilson]

I'm fairly certain we killed off the character they were putting in there.

I see. A very sneaky move. Shame on them for no contingency plan

 

[PaulHaddock]

We put Roxanne in there put VK pulled a sneaky one.

 

[HarvSFC]

I'm just waiting for "the ground shakes" in the next round now.

 

[SUTSS]

Summary and character offers will be out tonight. Normal gameweek this week but this weekend we've got a special week!

 

[SUTSS]

Dukes of Haddock:
Fined 200k
Ash gains 1BR
Bulbasaur gains 2BR
Gain 150k
Gain New New York
Booker loses 1HP
Ash loses 1HP

MLM:
Donald Trump is dead
Paige is dead
Zippy loses 1HP

NK:
Gain 150k
Gain Xavier's School
Gain 400k
Patty gains 1BR
Patty loses 1HP

TTT:
Gain 100k
Snow White gains 1BR
Gain Zanarkand
Emily gains 1BR
Gain 800k
Barry Scott loses 1HP

 

[HarvSFC]

FFS, Lee's finally woke up.

 

[Leewilson]

SUTSS , we've gained Vice City as well which should take 100k off our wages.

HarvSFC , I've been awake thank you. The fight went our way for once!

 

[HarvSFC]

SUTSS , we've gained Vice City as well which should take 100k off our wages.

I think it gives you £100k each week, rather than taking it off your wage bill like a money maker.

 

[SUTSS]

Harv is right. I add it when I do the money from territories.

Deadline for characters is 9pm tomorrow

 

[Dave]

crap

 

[SUTSS]

Team Tennis Twat sign:

Maleficent

Maleficent [Disney] 8, 3hp, 1D6 £400,000, £35,000, Spinning wheel/Dragon!