1FF Wars 3.5

[Ciderhead]

Give us ya money, SUTSS

 

[Dave]

Wow, good stats! Fair enough, perhaps things have gone our way a bit. Do you know in how many of those fights we've had a greater BR though? I'd imagine it's a fair bit more than half

 

[HarvSFC]

Hi Dave, remember when you were voted off Survivor for not being able to put enough effort in the game with your young family?

 

[SUTSS]

I largely slept through this afternoon. Taking full advantage of having a day off. I'll get the character offers out tomorrow morning.

 

[SUTSS]

TTT sign:

Carl "CJ" Johnson

Carl “CJ” Johnson [GTA], 12, 3hp, 1D6 £200,000, NA, Money Maker (+30,000)

 

[SUTSS]

Hagrid kisses the unconscious Nessie. This does nothing and everyone starts to look at Hagrid weirdly.

 

[HarvSFC]

 

[SUTSS]

Everyone's offers are now out. The deadline will be 9pm tomorrow.

 

[Ciderhead]

Bless him, he's just a helpless romantic

 

[SUTSS]

TTT sign:

Batman

Batman [Justice League], 16, 3hp, 1D6 £850,000, £80,000. Fear/The One Rule

 

[Oaf]

Make him break his one rule. I dare you.

 

[HarvSFC]

Make him break his one rule. I dare you.

What does his power do Oaf?

 

[Leewilson]

Sutts, in the interest of fairness, I think you've got the wages wrong for some teams

You have:

DOH 53k
MLM 31k
NK 79k
TTT 93k

I make it:

DOH 53k (0)
MLM 26k (-5k)
NK 131k (+52k)
TTT 132k (+39k)

 

[HarvSFC]

Sutts, in the interest of fairness, I think you've got the wages wrong for some teams

You have:

DOH 53k
MLM 31k
NK 79k
TTT 93k

I make it:

DOH 53k (0)
MLM 26k (-5k)
NK 131k (+52k)
TTT 132k (+39k)

Look Lee, I've treated you with the upmost respect in this game so far. But we will fall out if you continue with this.

 

[SUTSS]

Dukes of Haddock buy poison and sign:

Gordon Freeman

Gordon Freeman, 15, 3hp, 1D6 £550,000, £60,000, The One Free Man

 

[SUTSS]

Erlich Bachmann starts to feel ill. He goes outside to throw up. After he doesn't return for some time Batman goes out to check on him, only to find him dead!

Dukes of Haddock have poisoned Erlich!

 

[Oaf]

Good stuff Lee. I haven't had a look at it all myself but I totally agree with Lee's assessment of our wages.

In SUTSS defence, he doesn't have a Munkiki to point these things out to him.

What does his power do Oaf?

It brings his parents back from the dead as characters, undoing the DC comics time line and turning him into just Bruce Wayne. Then, because he was never Batman, the world goes to shit and The Joker shows up and turns every bodies highest BR characters insane. And then Howard from Halifax, having seen the state of the world, decides to become Batman instead and gets his BR boosted up to 21 and he is added to the team... only he doesn't follow Bruce Waynes principle of not breaking the one rule (that being murder), so he murders The Joker, and all of the rest of Batmans villians... causing new characters to take up the mantles. Emile Heskey becomes the new Joker, Barry Scott becomes The Riddler, Zippy becomes Ra Al Ghul, Pikachu becomes the Scarecrow, the Magic Broom becomes Bane and Meatboy becomes Solomun Grundy. This new league of bad guys then manage to team up and kill the new Howard Batman, and form their own team and they all get boosted to 20BR. They then work to take out each other team and, eventually, try to win the game.

 

[SUTSS]

MLM sign:

Morty Smith

Morty Smith, 3, 3HP, 1D6, £100k, £10k, The One True Morty

 

[Techno Natch]

Dukes of Haddock buy poison and sign:

Gordon Freeman

Gordon Freeman, 15, 3hp, 1D6 £550,000, £60,000, The One Free Man

Legend.

 

[SUTSS]

TTT boosted Batman with Erlich before Erlich was killed.

 

[SUTSS]

Nottarf Krap sign:

Vito Corleone

Vito Corleone, 1, 1hp, 1D6 £700,000, NA, Money Maker (+100,000)/ An offer they can’t refuse

 

[Dave]

Used that poison too quickly.....

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR limit)
Bayside High
MLM v TTT

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Ankh Morpork
TTT v DOH

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Mount Doom
NK v DOH

Heavyweight
Xavier's School
NK v MLM

Bonus!
Normandy Beach + 500k + Free Character worth 300-500k
NK v 1 v 1 v 1

 

[Techno Natch]

MLM to xaviers school

 

[Techno Natch]

MLM to bayside high

 

[Dave]

TTT to Bayside High

 

[hodge]

DoH to Ankh Morpork

 

[hodge]

DoH to Mount Doom

 

[SUTSS]

Deadline is 9pm tomorrow.

 

[SUTSS]

NK give a med pack to Vito Corleone.