1FF Wars 3.5

[SUTSS]

Vito Corleone has turned up in TTT's headquarters to make them an offer.

They must pay Nottarf Krap 300k or submit each of their characters to having a 50% chance of losing 1HP.

They must make their decision by the end of the game week.

 

[Dave]

TTT to Normandy Beach

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR limit)
Bayside High
Morty Smith, 3, 3HP, 1D6 v Homer Simpson, 4, 2hp, 1D6

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Ankh Morpork
Eskarina Smith 7BR 1HP 1D6 v Ash Ketchum [Pokemon], 5, 2hp, 1D6

Batman uses fear on Bulbasaur and he does not leave his pokeball leaving Ash on his own.

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Mount Doom
Marcus Fenix, 17, 2hp, 1D6 w/ Golden Axe v Jack Sparrow, 12, 2hp, 1D6

Heavyweight
Xavier's School
Patty [Supernatural] 18BR 2HP 1D6 v Songbird 18BR 2HP 1D10

(Patty was boosted with Xavier's School just before the fight)

Bonus!
Normandy Beach + 500k + Free Character worth 300-500k
Indiana Jones , 7, 2hp, 1D6 v The Human Torch [The Fantastic Four], 11, 4hp, 1D6

 

[HarvSFC]

Party's on 20BR now, right SUTSS?

 

[Leewilson]

Party's on 20BR now, right SUTSS?

Party, 20, 3hp, 1d6 (No pyro, no.....)

 

[Spirederman]

C'mon Songbird....

Sing us a song!!

SUTSS - Stand Up The Super Songbird

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR limit)
Bayside High
Morty Smith, 3, 3HP, 1D6 v Homer Simpson, 4, 2hp, 1D6

A close fight on paper and a close fight on the roll. Morty overturns his 1BR difference and wins by 1!

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Ankh Morpork
Eskarina Smith 7BR 1HP 1D6 v Ash Ketchum [Pokemon], 5, 2hp, 1D6

Ash is vulnerable without a pokemon but Eskarina can't take advantage. Draw!

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Mount Doom
Marcus Fenix, 17, 2hp, 1D6 w/ Golden Axe v Jack Sparrow, 12, 2hp, 1D6

An easy victory for Marcus Fenix. Jack Sparrow might as well have not turned up.

Heavyweight
Xavier's School
Patty [Supernatural] 18BR 2HP 1D6 v Songbird 18BR 2HP 1D10

This fight has been one of the worst fights of all time. One rolled a total of 4, the other 5...

The winner is...

Spoiler

SONGBIRD!

Spoiler

Patty was on 17BR, I'm not sure why you guys in the PM thought she was on 19BR

Bonus!
Normandy Beach + 500k + Free Character worth 300-500k
Indiana Jones , 7, 2hp, 1D6 v The Human Torch [The Fantastic Four], 11, 4hp, 1D6


All of the characters gather to watch the bonus fight. Usually the blue ribbon event but people are looking at this and thinking maybe it's not the fight they had hoped for.

Indiana Jones is well on top. His whip taking serious chunks out of The Human Torch but...




The Human Torch is going SUPERNOVA!!!


A massive explosion happens!


The Human Torch is dead!



Indiana Jones is dead!


Thomasin takes 1HP damage!


Marcus Fenix takes 1HP damage!


Lex Luthor takes 1HP damage!



Patty takes 1HP damage and is dead!



Tommy Vercetti takes 1HP damage!



M Bison takes 1HP damage!



Ash Ketchum takes 1HP damage!



Arya Stark takes 1HP damage!



Bob Belcher takes 1HP damage!


Kyle Broflovski takes 1HP damage!

 

[Leewilson]

So who won the bonus?

 

[Spirederman]

We'll take that

 

[HarvSFC]

You've made an error SUTSS, we boosted Patty up to 18BR with the school and then she has a +2BR title belt ffs.

 

[SUTSS]

So who won the bonus?

The Human Torch caused the explosion so I rule that he won!

 

[SUTSS]

You've made an error SUTSS, we boosted Patty up to 18BR with the school and then she has a +2BR title belt ffs.

This is true.

The fight will be re-fought.

 

[SUTSS]

Heavyweight
Xavier's School
Patty [Supernatural] 20BR 2HP 1D6 w/ WWE Championship Belt v Songbird 18BR 2HP 1D10

Patty rolled a 1 on her BR and made her score less....

Songbird wins the rematch!

 

[Leewilson]

 

[Techno Natch]

 

[Spirederman]

Heavyweight
Xavier's School
Patty [Supernatural] 20BR 2HP 1D6 w/ WWE Championship Belt v Songbird 18BR 2HP 1D10

Patty rolled a 1 on her BR and made her score less....

Songbird wins the rematch!

And Patty is still dead

 

[Leewilson]

Pay Vito 300k

(Hope it was worth the Supernova)

 

[HarvSFC]

What a shit week.

 

[Leewilson]

All the talk of Nessie, believe I'm right in saying Patty is undefeated so far. Under the radar

:hesk:

 

[HarvSFC]

And Patty is still dead

Paying tribute to your first team, forum game king.

 

[Ciderhead]

:hesk:

Yup.. was waiting for this

 

[Ciderhead]

And Patty is still dead

Potentially, she can be rather illusive....

 

[Stagat]

SUTSS I can't see who won fight club before these matches. I think it would have been Ash though.

 

[Spirederman]

Potentially, she can be rather illusive....

Same as the Abdominal Snowman, who's power we saw with Mindhorn. 50 or 60 % chance of not taking damage... Yes I know.

We know all your secrets.

 

[SUTSS]

SUTSS I can't see who won fight club before these matches. I think it would have been Ash though.

It was Alice Morgan. Gordon Freeman wins for the upcoming week.

 

[SUTSS]

Dukes of Haddock:
Jack Sparrow loses 1HP
Thomasin loses 1HP
Lex Luthor loses 1HP
Ash Ketchum loses 1HP

MLM:
Morty gains 2BR
Gain Bayside High
Gain 100k
Songbird gains 1BR
Gain Xavier's School
Gain 400k
M Bison loses 1HP
Bob Belcher loses 1HP
Tommy Vercetti loses 1HP

NK:
Marcus Fenix gains 1BR
Gain 250k
Indiana Jones is dead
Patty loses 2HP and is dead
Marcus Fenix loses 1HP
Arya Stark loses 1HP
Kyle Broflovski loses 1HP

TTT:
Homer Simpson avoids damage
Gain Normandy Beach
Gain 500k
Gain Free Character
The Human Torch is dead

 

[SUTSS]

TTT gain:


Pyramid Head

Pyramid Head, 14, 3hp, 1D6 £500,000, £35,000, Stalk

 

[SUTSS]

Character offers will be done when I get back from work.

 

[Spirederman]

Potentially, she can be rather illusive....

But she wasn't

 

[HarvSFC]

But she wasn't

I don't think any of our "illusive" characters (Patty and Nessie) escaped a 1HP hit. Whether SUTSS forgot about it or not, I'm not too sure, but I'll leave it.