1FF Wars 3.5

[Spirederman]

We know what you've done, we know what you've do-ooo-ooone,
Harvs is a priiiick
We know what you've done

 

[HarvSFC]

We know what you've done, we know what you've do-ooo-ooone,
Harvs is a priiiick
We know what you've done

I've reported this, no need.

 

[Spirederman]

Hahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahah


Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh!!

 

[Spirederman]

I've reported this, no need.

Wow, really?? There was a friendly wink Harvs, but whatever

 

[SUTSS]

Now you only get character offers when you win a fight. In addition when you win a Bonus now you can choose to have your character offer either from a faction of your choosing, a £500k+ character or a 15BR+ character. All other character offers are random as normal.

At the next special week the territories will reduce their limit from 4 characters to 3.

And as their is no character offers for this week. The fight card is up in 5 minutes!

 

[Techno Natch]

Wow, really?? There was a friendly wink Harvs, but whatever

I think he was joking to.


Or was he?

 

[HarvSFC]

 

[Leewilson]

About time MLM had a shocker. Spired's on the verge of a meltdown, you can sense it

 

[Spirederman]

I very much doubt Harvs would report anything I said to him tbh, he should know me well enough to known it's in jest... But with the ninja smiley who knows Natch

 

[Spirederman]

About time MLM had a shocker. Spired's on the verge of a meltdown, you can sense it

Hahaha I was a bit pissed off pre fight Lee, yeah!!

Much happier now Galactus has died on an empty stomach though.

 

[HarvSFC]

Hahaha I was a bit pissed off pre fight Lee, yeah!!

Much happier now Galactus has died on an empty stomach though.

""

 

[Spirederman]

Our PM

1. Yeah me too, biggest of the losses for me.
   
   I'm really annoyed as you could probably guess in the thread
   
   We're still in 1st place though IMO
   
   Spirederman, 15 minutes agoEditReport
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2. 
   SpiredermanForum Game King
   USE ****** ON GALACTUS IF HES ON 1HP
   
   Spirederman, 14 minutes agoEditReport
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3. 
   SpiredermanForum Game King
   Quick Natch.......
   
   Spirederman, 14 minutes agoEditReport
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4. 
   SUTSSSurvivor Champion 2015
   They beat you too it...
   
   SUTSS, 13 minutes agoReport
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5. 
   SpiredermanForum Game King
   Techno Natch
   
   Spirederman, 13 minutes agoEditReport
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6. 
   SpiredermanForum Game King
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   They beat you too it...
   By how long SUTSS?? Hahaha

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR limit)
The Shire
NK v TTT

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Zanarkand
TTT v MLM

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Skellige
TTT (2) v 2

Heavyweight (20BR limit)
Empire Bay
NK v MLM

Bonus!
Death Match!
Roswell + £1m
MLM v 1 v 1

 

[Spirederman]

MLM TO.EMPIRE.BAY and Zanarkland

 

[Leewilson]

TTT to Shire

 

[SUTSS]

Deadline Thursday 8pm

 

[HarvSFC]

Our PM

1. Yeah me too, biggest of the losses for me.
   
   I'm really annoyed as you could probably guess in the thread
   
   We're still in 1st place though IMO
   
   Spirederman, 15 minutes agoEditReport
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2. 
   SpiredermanForum Game King
   USE ****** ON GALACTUS IF HES ON 1HP
   
   Spirederman, 14 minutes agoEditReport
   Reply
   
   
3. 
   SpiredermanForum Game King
   Quick Natch.......
   
   Spirederman, 14 minutes agoEditReport
   Reply
   
   
4. 
   SUTSSSurvivor Champion 2015
   They beat you too it...
   
   SUTSS, 13 minutes agoReport
   Reply
   
   
5. 
   SpiredermanForum Game King
   Techno Natch
   
   Spirederman, 13 minutes agoEditReport
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6. 
   SpiredermanForum Game King
   ↑
   They beat you too it...
   By how long SUTSS?? Hahaha

This PM's doctored friend, the timings don't match with ours.

 

[Spirederman]

This PM's doctored friend, the timings don't match with ours.

Friend, I assure you, it isn't.... I hadn't refreshed the PM.

 

[Oaf]

Wow, that was a fair bit to catch up on

If Galactus was successful after all that, we'd have been in trouble. But I'm happy enough with where we are overall, despite those blows we've just took. Luckily we have a few more strings in our bow.

 

[Leewilson]

What did Galactus actually do? We assumed it would be bad but didn't realise it had potential to lose a hp from it

 

[Ciderhead]

NK to Skellige

 

[Spirederman]

What did Galactus actually do? We assumed it would be bad but didn't realise it had potential to lose a hp from it

If successful (50% chance) he would eat your world taking and killing half your roster at random and halving the amount of cash in your bank.

He died upon doing so though so was never gonna be done until he was down to 1HP...

I'll now post the PM that was meant for TTT but was sent to NK in error.

 

[Spirederman]

So, I'm messaging you guys in the hope we can get our heads together and get Galactus out of the game. His write up is below :

Galactus:
Heavy Hitter, so, you know, ouch.

World Eater: This could DESTROY a team literally, on a coin flip. It's potentially the most devastating ability in the game. If they use this, Galactus dies regardless of the result... a coin is flipped. If it's heads, then all good. Nothing happens, Galactusdies. Happy days. If it's tails... half of thetargeted team's roster is killed off (characters chosen at random) and their money is cut in half.

Now I know we look as though we standto gain more out of this, we have more money, but he's a danger to both teams depending on TTT targeting the strongestour weakest team.

We could Tiger Knee the fuck out of him and get rid, but we need you to lift MasterChief's ability from Sagat while we do it.

Once done then happily stop Sagat again.

Let us know your thoughts on this

 

[Ciderhead]

What did Galactus actually do? We assumed it would be bad but didn't realise it had potential to lose a hp from it

Heavy Hitter (does 2hp of damage for winning, as opposed to the usual 1hp)/World Eater: (Single Use. Using this ability destroys galactus, regardless of the result. Choose an opposing team. A coin is flipped. If heads, nothing happens, and Galactus dies. If tails, half of the opposing teams roster is killed (rounded down... for example, if they have 7, it'd randomly kill off 3 of them), and their money is cut down to half)

Could've been pretty fucking devastating. Ah well

 

[Ciderhead]

So, I'm messaging you guys in the hope we can get our heads together and get Galactus out of the game. His write up is below :

Galactus:
Heavy Hitter, so, you know, ouch.

World Eater: This could DESTROY a team literally, on a coin flip. It's potentially the most devastating ability in the game. If they use this, Galactus dies regardless of the result... a coin is flipped. If it's heads, then all good. Nothing happens, Galactusdies. Happy days. If it's tails... half of thetargeted team's roster is killed off (characters chosen at random) and their money is cut in half.

Now I know we look as though we standto gain more out of this, we have more money, but he's a danger to both teams depending on TTT targeting the strongestour weakest team.

We could Tiger Knee the fuck out of him and get rid, but we need you to lift MasterChief's ability from Sagat while we do it.

Once done then happily stop Sagat again.

Let us know your thoughts on this

Took a bit of convincing that this wasn't a ploy on your part rather than you genuinely fucking up so monumentally

Blaming us for Master Chief as well

 

[Spirederman]

Took a bit of convincing that this wasn't a ploy on your part rather than you genuinely fucking up so monumentally

Blaming us for Master Chief as well

Did you guys actually think even momentarily that it may have been something bigger than a Spired Bollock Drop??

 

[Ciderhead]

Did you guys actually think even momentarily that it may have been something bigger than a Spired Bollock Drop??

I did, Harv knows you better

 

[Spirederman]

Before I joined MLM Natch asked Oaf 'Have we signed Spirederman?'

His reply is below... That first sentence

Absolutely, in my view. He's liable for the odd cock up, but those are usually born out of absolute fucking dedication and enthusiasm for the game. I've been part of his team before on games and he's been a great team mate, and I've always liked the amount of effort he puts into this. I think we're actually doing great as a two, even though I feel a bit bad for the fact that basically all of the deadline stuff is down to just you... but I still would like to see a 3rd person added to us, and Spiredey is somebody I'd love to be that third person.

I'll wait for your confirmation before fully agreeing of course, but from me it's a yes.

 

[Spirederman]

Techno Natch... PM mate

 

[Leewilson]

I quite like the idea that you've been in cohoots and blaming each other for our actions when we've been running solo.