1FF Wars

[last request]

SBF - Mt Olympus

 

[Veggie Legs]

3DD to Jurassic Park
3DD to Mount Olympus

 

[Oaf]

Right, I may not have time to do the results right now, but here's the card...:

South Park
Goomba [2BR 3HP 1D4] (SBF) uncontested

WWE Arena
Mario [16BR 2HP 1D6] (3CC) vs Ellen Ripley [14BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD) - With Ripley up against it, she gets into her Power Loader, boosting her to 14BR!

Tardis
DEATH MATCH
Nathan Drake [16BR 1HP 1D8] & Dutch [12BR 3HP 1D6] (T6) uncontested

Vice City
Captain America [16BR 2HP 1D8] (STAG) vs Beast [12BR 2HP 1D6] (GNC)
But wait! Indiana Jones uses his whip to force Super Meat Boy [3BR 9,998HP 1D4] into Vice City, replacing Captain America. Thus, it becomes:
Super Meat Boy [3BR 9,998HP 1D4] vs Beast [12BR 2HP 1D6] (GNC)

Jurassic Park
Hitman Fight
Peter Pan [5BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Scott Pilgrim [12BR 2HP 1D6] (3DD)

Winterfell
Trevor Philips [16BR 2HP 1D6] (GNC) vs Crash Bandicoot [12BR 2HP 1D6] (STAG)

Mt Olympus
Bonus: Winner recieves a character from a faction of their choice FOR FREE!
Bowser [16BR 3HP 1D6] & Maleficent [8BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Liquid Snake [14BR 2HP 1D6] & Elsa [14BR 4HP 1D6] (3DD)

BUT AWWW SHIT! Maleficent tricks Elsa into touching a poisoned spinning wheel, sending her into a coma! Elsa can not fight or use abilities while in a coma... she will be in this coma until you are told otherwise...
Also, ZUUL is used to possess Liquid Snake. With both him and Elsa out, Bowser and Maleficent take Mt Olympus without a fight.

And in other news, Maleficent transforms into a dragon. As one does. She loses 1HP but gains 5BR! (13BR 2HP 1D6)

 

[Spirederman]

FFS, SBF with another ridiculously OP power!!

 

[Spirederman]

Actually, just checked OP(thread ). Seems it's single use. Thank heavens.

 

[MagpieBee]

Actually, just checked OP(thread ). Seems it's single use. Thank heavens.

Still pretty OP, Coma + Free Territory + 5 BR

 

[Oaf]

WEEK 5 RESULTS!

South Park
Goomba [2BR 3HP 1D4] (SBF) go unopposed!

WWE Arena
Mario [16BR 2HP 1D6] (3CC) vs Ellen Ripley [14BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD) - With Ripley up against it, she gets into her Power Loader, boosting her to 14BR!

Ripley gets into her Power Loader thing to take on the mighty Mario… Mario tries to jump on her head, but she raises an arm, grabs him, and slams him to the floor. She then stomps on his face, crushing his little mustache into his brain. Ripley has overcome the odds here for a great win! More bad luck for 3CC…

Tardis
DEATH MATCH
Nathan Drake [16BR 1HP 1D8] & Dutch [12BR 3HP 1D6] (T6) goes unopposed!

Vice City
Super Meat Boy [3BR 9,998HP 1D4] (STAG) vs Beast [12BR 2HP 1D6] (GNC)

As if Meat Boy stood little enough chance here, he actually rolled horribly as well to completely rule out any shot of causing an upset. Beast made easy work of him to claim a superb territory here for GNC. Stags can’t buy a win right now.

That’s right, they can’t BUY a win.

BUY.

(pay me money and I’ll let you win for a change)

Jurassic Park
Hitman Fight
Peter Pan [5BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Scott Pilgrim [12BR 2HP 1D6] (3DD)

In a 1FF Wars first… we actually got a tie here! A great result for SBF really as they’d have surely expected to lose this.

But as a result, nobody takes damage, nobody gains the Hitman, money or BR and Jurassic Park remains SBF’s.

Winterfell
Trevor Philips [16BR 2HP 1D6] (GNC) vs Crash Bandicoot [12BR 2HP 1D6] (STAG)

Trevor is kicking some serious ass for GNC right now, and he continued STAGS woes by continuing to kick ass here. Crash takes a beating and Trevor is able to kick him the fuck out of Winterfell.

EDIT: In addition to this, Trevor still wins... but Crashes AKU AKU comes into play, defending him and stopping him from taking damage! The mask then disappears for a bit...

(Remember the bribe thing STAGS)

:hesk:

Mt Olympus
Bonus: Winner recieves a character from a faction of their choice FOR FREE!
Bowser [16BR 3HP 1D6] & Maleficent [8BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) go unopposed! Once again, SBF may choose a faction and they will receive a member of that faction for free!

 

[Oaf]

Summary:


GNC
Beast gains 1BR!
Gain 400k!
Gain Vice City!
Trevor Philips gains 1BR!
Gain another 400k!

3CC
Mario loses 1HP!

3DD
Ellen Ripley gains 1BR!
Gain 400k!
Gain WWE Arena!

STAG
Meat Boy loses 1HP!
Edit: Correction, Crash Bandicoot does not lose 1HP!
Aku Aku is gone for now...

SBF
Gain 150k!
Gain another 150k!
Gain Mt Olympus!
Can have a character from a faction of their choice FOR FREE!

T6
Gain 150k!

GNC are the big winners this week I reckon, but SBF did well yet again. The only teams to really suffer are, once again, 3CC and STAG, who just seem to have nothing going their way thus far.

 

[SUTSS]

This has been fun. When does Wars 3 start?

 

[IanH]

That went about as well as it could for T6.

Btw, are we able to sign more than one character from the same offer?

 

[Oaf]

That went about as well as it could for T6.

Btw, are we able to sign more than one character from the same offer?

Yup, if you can afford them you can buy all 3 of your teams character offers!

 

[Oaf]

One day I will remember to do a deadline along with the updates. Today is not that day. But here is your deadline anyway:

10PM tomorrow (Friday)

 

[Spirederman]

Get the hell in. A cool 1m made from that little lot!!

 

[Spirederman]

GEEEEEEEEEEE ENNNNNNNN CEEEEEEE

 

[Oaf]

SBF's free character this week is:

Baloo [Disney] - 5BR 3HP 1D6 - £250,000/£25,000 - The Bare Necessities

3DD sign:

Pikachu [Pokémon] – 6BR 3HP 1D6 – £100,000/£10,000 – Potential

GNC buy all three of thier offers this week!

The Dude – 1BR 3HP 1D4 – £40,000/£5,000 – Rug
Rare Candy – £80,000 (gives a character +1BR)
Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)

For signing The Dude, they also recieve:
A Rug that really ties the room together.

3CC sign:

Squirtle [Pokémon] – 6BR 3HP 1D6 – £100,000/£10,000 – Potential/Evolution

 

[hodge]

 

[Veggie Legs]

Can't wait to kill The Dude. What a knob.

 

[Spirederman]

Oaf, can you clarify for us if 'Rug' is just single use, or can we keep using it every week?

Quite a handy little power really Mags, surprised for the money tbh.

 

[MagpieBee]

Spire - have you missed the PM again mate?

 

[last request]

You guys get all the exciting sounding powers. Whip, rug, what's next week.....table? :hesk:

 

[Oaf]

You guys get all the exciting sounding powers. Whip, rug, what's next week.....table? :hesk:

 

[Spirederman]

Spire - have you missed the PM again mate?

Hahaha, oh FFS.

Not much point removing the PP now!

 

[Spirederman]

You guys get all the exciting sounding powers. Whip, rug, what's next week.....table? :hesk:

This made me laugh far more than it should have.

Just had a few strange looks from my work colleagues!!

 

[Oaf]

3DD also sign:

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [Disney] – 2BR 3HP 1D6 – £80,000/£5,000 – Backup

T6 sign:

Lara Croft – 13BR 3HP 1D6 – £400,000/£40,000 – Survivor

 

[Oaf]

Week 6 fight card!

Jurassic Park
Lightweight
SBF vs 3DD

Jakku
Lightweight
SBF vs GNC

Tardis
Double or nothing fight! (DOUBLE prize money to the winner, -£100,000 to the loser)
Middleweight
T6 vs 3DD

Quahog
Middleweight
3CC vs GNC vs STAG vs 1

Normandy Beach
Heavyweight
T6 (2) vs 2

Pokemon Stadium
Heavyweight
T6 vs STAG

Ogrimmar
BONUS:
Winner receives the randomly selected character FOR FREE!
No Limit
GNC vs SBF vs STAG vs 1 vs Random 15BR+ character

2 spots each, plus one in the bonus if you want it. Apart from T6, who have incredibly been made to defend 3 of their 4 territories so are involved in 3 fights this week!

Deadline for selecting spots: 10am Sunday Morning.

 

[Stagat]

Stags to Pokemon Stadium

 

[Veggie Legs]

3DD to Jurassic Park
3DD to Tardis

 

[MagpieBee]

GNC to Quahog
GNC to Jakku

 

[last request]

SBF to Ogrimmar

 

[Stagat]

Stags to Ogrimmar