1FF Wars

[Oaf]

Results!

Quahog
Lightweight (10BR limit)
3DD goes unopposed!

Pokemon Stadium
Middleweight (15 BR limit)
T6 goes unopposed!

Goldenrod City
Heavyweight (No weight limit)
SBF go unopposed!

Mount Doom
Bonus fight! Winner recieves £500,000! (no limit)
Captain America (15) STAG vs Beast (12) GNC

Our first actual fight of 1FF Wars sees two Marvel heroes up against one another!

Cap attempts to strike first by throwing his shield at Beast, but Beast is too quick for it and easily gets out of the way while charging toward Cap to close the distance. However, once he finally does get up close to Cap he's met with a solid roundhouse kick to the jaw. Cap jumps on Beasts back and starts to try to choke him, but Beast is too ferocious and manages to throw him off. He takes a swipe at Caps face, but Cap manages to get his shield back just in time and use it to block the swipe, meaning Beast meets nothing but solid vibranium, damaging his hand. The brief moment of pain takes Beasts eye off of the ball long enough for Captain America to follow it up with a whack in the face with the shield, knocking Beast out. Captain America wins!

Spoiler

So to summarise:
3DD
Gain Quahog!
Gain 150k

T6
Gain Pokemon Stadium!
Gain 150k

SBF
Gain Goldenrod City!
Gain 150k

Stag
Gain Mount Doom!
Gain 500k!
Captain America gains +1BR!

GNC
Beast loses 1hp

 

[SUTSS]

Well done Captain!

 

[Spirederman]

Cap, you Judas bastard.

Played Stags. Was always worth us taking a risk with the non-fixed BR.

 

[Magic]

Yes! Take that Unopposed!!

 

[Oaf]

Right, the OP has been updated. Rewards given, HP taken, wages paid, ect. And oh, notice near the territories where it says (50k) for those lucky teams with territories? That's right... territories earn you money this time! 50k a piece as a general rule. For some of you right now, your earnings for your single territory already pay your weeks wages!

As the game goes on though, the amount of money earned through territories will slowly decline...

Also, territories will dictate the size of your rosters. For your first few weeks, there is no limit... but after game week 4, your HQ can only house up to 4 characters, with each additional territory allowing you up to 4 more... though again, that number will decrease as the game moves on.

 

[Oaf]

Ok, fuck that. Farce. Ect.

 

[Rammy]

The marshmallow man is happy tonight

 

[Oaf]

Right, yeah, I cocked that up already. Awarded money based on the weight class as opposed to the standard 150k for going unopposed.

OP is updated now and should be right (but probably fucking isn't). Updated the farce count as well.

 

[last request]

Liked for updated farce count.

 

[Oaf]

Character offers are out.

I feel like one team in particular is very excited about a certain little red dude being offered.

Deadline for signings will be 10pm tomorrow!

 

[Spirederman]

Character offers are out.

I feel like one team in particular is very excited about a certain little red dude being offered.

Deadline for signings will be 10pm tomorrow!

Meatboy or Bulb for Stags. Without question.

We've once again been offered the mighty 0BR GLaDOS.

What a trooper.

 

[Oaf]

Meatboy or Bulb for Stags. Without question.

We've once again been offered the mighty 0BR GLaDOS.

What a trooper.

 

[Leewilson]

Didn't take long for JoeJoeJoeJoe to be trailing.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

We just got offered a game changer.

 

[Spirederman]

I fucking LOVE GLaDOS, definitely a later in the game signing for any team though I'd have thought. She's a luxury who doesn't go into battle. Her power MUST be the same or very similar with those stats.

AND WHERE'S FUCKING ZIPPY??

 

[Spirederman]

James went on and on about Stay Puft last time, and ended up with the fat bastard. Then first round of offers, hey it's Stay Puft.

I smell a rat here Oafington.

 

[Rammy]

This version of GLaDOS?

 

[Rammy]

James went on and on about Stay Puft last time, and ended up with the fat bastard. Then first round of offers, hey it's Stay Puft.

I smell a rat here Oafington.

Expect image after image after image.....after image.

 

[Rammy]

 

[Leewilson]

We just got offered a game changer.

Your resignation papers?

 

[Spirederman]

Expect image after image after image.....after image.

Just you wait until OAF offers us Zippy.

That's how it works right James?

You go on and on about him till you get him??

 

[last request]

We've just made a couple of purchases. Inb4 OAF'd

 

[Spirederman]

We just got offered a game changer.

The Independence Day Ship?

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

 

[Spirederman]

Hahaha. Who signed the Lemmings last time?? We were offered them on several occasions.

 

[Rammy]

 

[Oaf]

New signings!

Stagnificent buy:

Super Meat Boy – 3BR 10,000HP 1D4 – £300,000/£30,000 – Super Meat Boy! (duh)

And

Dice Upgrade

SBF sign:

Mewtwo [Pokémon] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £180,000/£15,000 – Potential

And

Rare Candy

 

[Techno Natch]

Welcome home Super Meat Boy.

 

[SUTSS]

I am so fucking happy right now.

 

[Rammy]

17 years later, I finally have Mewtwo!

EDIT: Wait, it was Mew that was rare wasn't it? Ignore me.