1FF Wars

[MagpieBee]

We might as well declare characters as well now. Not much difference to who plays where tbh.

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Xavier's School

 

[Oaf]

Just putting this on this page so I don't have to keep on going back a page...

Metropolis
Lightweight
3DD vs T6

Normandy Beach
Lightweight
Dice only!
STAG vs 1

Hogwarts
Middleweight
Faction Battle!
3CC vs SBF

Ogrimmar
Middleweight
GNC vs T6

Nostromo
Heavyweight
3DD vs GNC

Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters
Bonus:
STAG vs 3DD vs 1 vs 1

 

[Oaf]

Just a general message to everybody....

When confirming characters for fights, it does only need one of you to bold it in the PM's. The only thing that requires two of you to bold it to confirm is signing of new characters in the PM's. This is to be sure that at least half of the team is happy to spend the money on a character and stop people from going off on their own spending all of the money on a character the rest of the team didn't want.

 

[Stagat]

Just a general message to everybody....

When confirming characters for fights, it does only need one of you to bold it in the PM's. The only thing that requires two of you to bold it to confirm is signing of new characters in the PM's. This is to be sure that at least half of the team is happy to spend the money on a character and stop people from going off on their own spending all of the money on a character the rest of the team didn't want.

Jeez, which idiot didn't even know that by now?

 

[Rammy]

 

[last request]

Packed card, good luck to all!

 

[Rammy]

 

[Oaf]

Lets reveal that mutha fuckin' card:

Metropolis
Lightweight
Scott Pilgrim 3DD vs Goofy T6

Normandy Beach
Lightweight
Dice only!
Meatboy STAG goes unopposed!

Hogwarts
Middleweight
Faction Battle!
Mario 3CC vs Mewtwo SBF

Ogrimmar
Middleweight
Trevor Philips GNC vs Nathan Drake T6

Nostromo
Heavyweight
Liquid Snake 3DD vs Beast GNC

Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters
Bonus:
Captain America STAG vs Elsa 3DD

But... ZUUL is used once again to possess somebody... and, as they most likely feared, it is used on Mario again. Mewtwo takes Hogwarts without a fight.

 

[Rammy]

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

LEAVE US ALONE YOU c***

 

[Oaf]

RESULTS!

Metropolis
Lightweight
Scott Pilgrim 3DD vs Goofy T6

An even match here in Metropolis, both with 10BR and a D6. It could go either way... but Goofy is just about able to hold off Pilgrims assault with his shield and then... I dunno? How the fuck does Goofy attack people? Lets just say he twats him with his shield and then gives him a proper dog style mauling. Goofy wins!

For the record, Scott Pilgrim scored a 1 for his BR roll and then a 1 for his dice roll... very bad luck!

However... THE POWER OF LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING comes into play! With each failure, Scott Pilgrim grows stronger... Scott Pilgrim gains +2BR!

Normandy Beach
Lightweight
Dice only!
Meatboy STAG goes unopposed! As he doesn't need to fight, he takes Normandy Beach without even taking the damage. Which I guess doesn't matter anyway, as he's not exactly short on HP.

Hogwarts
Middleweight
Faction Battle!
Mewtwo SBF goes unopposed!

SBF may now choose a faction and are guaranteed to get offered a character from it.

Ogrimmar
Middleweight
Trevor Philips GNC vs Nathan Drake T6

Nathan Drake is a lucky man, but not lucky enough to survive the madman known as Trevor Philips. Drake is doing fine here until Trevor gets in close, gets him down and then stomps on his head a bunch of times while calling him a c***, over and over.

Drake had a 3BR advantage going into this, so this is actually our first upset of 1FF Wars!

Nathan Drake is lucky and can sometimes escape loses unhurt... but not on this occasion. He loses 1hp.

Nostromo
Heavyweight
Liquid Snake 3DD vs Beast GNC

Before this fight, Liquid gives a massive hour long cut scene of him giving a monologue about genetics and destinies and "Big Bosses Remains" and The Patriots and Nuclear Warheads and such. It sends Beast to sleep, so Liquid is easily able to walk up to him, put a gun to his head and pull the trigger. Liquid wins!

Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters
Bonus:
Captain America STAG vs Elsa 3DD

Captain America doesn't want to hit a woman, but Elsa don't give two fucks who she hits. She hits Cap with an icey blast, knocking him off of his feet. He gets his shield up to block a second blow, but by the time he's back up on his feet Elsa has created a fucking great Ice Golem thing. It stomps on Cap, squishing him like a bug. We've got an even bigger upset here, with Elsa overcoming a 5 BR difference to pick up the win to capture a superb territory for 3DD!

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

GNC
Trevor Philips gains+1BR!
GNC gain Ogrimmar!
GNC gain 250k!
Beast loses 1hp!

3CC
Nuffink.

3DD
Scott Pilgrim loses 1hp!
Scott Pilgrim gains 2BR!
Liquid Snake gains 1BR!
3DD gain 400k!
Elsa gains 1BR!
3DD gain Xaviers School! 3DD may assign 1BR point to a character of their choosing each game week while they hold the territory!
3DD gain another 400k!

STAG
Stag gain Normandy Beach!
Stag gain 150k!
Captain America loses 1hp!

SBF
SBF gain Hogwarts!
SBF may choose a faction and are guaranteed to get offered a character from it.
SBF gain 150k!

T6
Goofy gains +1BR!
T6 gain Metropolis!
T6 win 100k!
Nathan Drake loses 1HP!

 

[Oaf]

Right, OP is updated now.

3DD are the new leaders in terms of money now, having won both heavyweight fights to pick up a massive 800k this week. Plus all of their characters gained BR. Not bad going at all. Will they get a sexy offer to spend all of that money on?

 

[Oaf]

This generally won't be something that happens every week... but:

MOAR PUBLIC OFFERS AGAIN!

Fire Mushroom – £140,000
Crash Bandicoot – 12BR 3HP 1D6 – £350,000/£25,000 – Aku Aku
A horde of Zombies! – 1BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£40,000 – Replenishing Numbers/The Hunger
Bowser – 14BR 3HP 1D6 – £300,000/£30,000 – Leader: King of the Koopas
Galactus – 20BR 3HP 1D10 – £1,500,000/£100,000 – Heavy Hitter/World Eater

Order:
3CC (can't go as they can't afford any!)
Stag (Mid day Wednesday)
SBF (3pm)
GNC (6pm)
T6 (9pm)
3DD (midnight)

Only 3DD could afford Galactus... but it'd leave them severely under budget. Worth the risk?

 

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[Oaf]

3CC make a signing... that's right, they could afford somebody. And it's a TFF Wars legend...!

Howard from Halifax – 1BR 1HP 1D4 – £50,000/NA – Money Maker (£20k)

GOD GAWD! He's sold out his SBF roots and has jumped ship to 3CC!

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Elsa is a fucking G.

 

[SUTSS]

Crash Bandicoot please Oaf

 

[last request]

THE HOWARD

Why such shit stats though Oaf? The poster boy of the last Wars, 100% win record and this is what you give him in the sequel?! Farce of Oafic proportions. He doesn’t even have his 3 dice from last time! You’ve actually made him worse than last time when he started as a joke! In fact he has a shittier dice compared to any other character in this offered so far!

He still defies this farce though using the only thing he can – timing. Just when it seemed impossible for 3CC to sign anyone, let alone anyone who would actually IMPROVE their chances Howard shows up like the hero and miracle worker he is. Still working miracles despite the farce induced on him by OafOaf Binks.

 

[Oaf]

THE HOWARD

Why such shit stats though Oaf? The poster boy of the last Wars, 100% win record and this is what you give him in the sequel?! Farce of Oafic proportions. He doesn’t even have his 3 dice from last time! You’ve actually made him worse than last time when he started as a joke! In fact he has a shittier dice compared to any other character in this offered so far!

He still defies this farce though using the only thing he can – timing. Just when it seemed impossible for 3CC to sign anyone, let alone anyone who would actually IMPROVE their chances Howard shows up like the hero and miracle worker he is. Still working miracles despite the farce induced on him by OafOaf Binks.

Well, Howard didn't need stats last time to suceed... so let's see if he can do it again.

On another note, damn, I should have added Jar Jar Binks to this game. And offered him to you. EVERY WEEK.

Anyway, moving on:

Stagnificent sign:

Crash Bandicoot – 12BR 3HP 1D6 – £350,000/£25,000 – Aku Aku

 

[last request]

Would any team be interested in signing a disney character? we've been offered one.

 

[last request]

Bowser

 

[Spirederman]

SBF, you pigs.

Called It!

 

[HarvSFC]

Utter pigs.

 

[last request]

Yup, Bowser is coming home.

Well, Howard didn't need stats last time to suceed... so let's see if he can do it again.

I see what you're doing with the underdog thing. Have to apologise for my ranting, obviously Howard jumping ship is a bit emotional for me. :howard:

 

[PaulHaddock]

Fire mushroom mushroom

 

[Oaf]

GNC buy:
Fire Mushroom – £140,000

SBF sign:
Bowser – 14BR 3HP 1D6 – £300,000/£30,000 – Leader: King of the Koopas

 

[Spirederman]

GNC buy:
Fire Mushroom – £140,000

SBF sign:
Bowser – 14BR 3HP 1D6 – £300,000/£30,000 – Leader: King of the Koopas

Where's our other big money buy Oaf??

 

[Oaf]

Also...

GNC sign:

Indiana Jones – 6BR 3HP 1D6 – £100,000/£10,000 – Whip

SBF sign:

Mufasa [Disney] – 10BR 1HP 1D6 – £230,000/£25,000 – Everything the Sun Touches Will Be Yours

Also, as Bowser is their leader, they gain a henchman!

Goomba – 2BR 3HP 1D4

Team 6 buy:
Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)