1FF Wars

[SUTSS]

After the start we had I'm really surprised that we're not the first team to go. Thanks for that 3CC!

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

GNC
Gain 150k!

3CC
ARE ELIMINATED!

3DD
Pikachu takes 1HP damage!
Lose Wonderland!
Gain 3CC HQ as a trophy!
Snow White gains 1BR!
Snow White has used up 3 dwarves!
Gain 200k!
Liquid Snake gains 1BR!
The Bride gains 1BR!
Gain Hogwarts!
Gain 800k!

SBF
Mewtwo loses 1HP!
Lost Mount Doom!
Gain 150k!
Bowser loses 1HP!
Dragon Maleficent loses 1HP!
Lose Hogwarts!

STAG
Captain America gains 1BR!
Gain Wonderland!
Gain 100k!

T6
Dutch gains 1BR!
Gain Mount Doom!
Gain 250k!
Lara Croft loses 1HP!

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

but we just won winterfell so surely we have a territory

 

[Leewilson]

That is an excellent week.

 

[Oaf]

but we just won winterfell so surely we have a territory

Unfortunately you lost your HQ before that though, and once you lose the HQ you're gone regardless. Even if you'd won Winterfell prior to losing your team HQ, you'd have been eliminated as once that's gone, that's it, game over.

 

[Oaf]

Oh yeah, deadline. Uh.

1PM tomorrow.

 

[Spirederman]

Hahaha ffs.

Glad I didn't read that before the edit!!

I take it they used the poison on Jugg or summat??


Bye Joes!!!

 

[HarvSFC]

Surprised to see Moe's team out first.

 

[Leewilson]

but we just won winterfell so surely we have a territory

Unfortunately the curse you place on forum games deems this wrong

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

 

[Magic]

but we just won winterfell so surely we have a territory

Nah you have to fight at Sixfields now.

 

[last request]

 

[Spirederman]

1 minute until the deadline, and Oaf is around!!!

 

[Oaf]

EPIC RAP BATTLE TIME!

Indiana Jones first to step up to the mic...

The name's Indiana Jones, a real action hero guy,
You're a skinless cartoon c*** with a plaster near your eye.

Super Fuckin Meat Boy, what a horrible little git,
It tells us all we need to know, when your friends with a piece of shit.

Then there's Bandage Girl, the little slut, she WILL need a plaster,
When I WHIP her with a real cock, and stick her with the meaty bastard.

Filthy little red thing, I've heard you like The Kid in speedos,
Just like Adam Johnson, you're a rapey little paedo.

I survived against all the odds, in the cavernous Temple of Doom,
You only have to brush a saw and it's squish, splat or boom.

And when you've got the Little Horn, and quite fancy a bugger,
You get a Goo Ball up your ass, thanks to Lil' Slugger.

So come on Meat Boy, spit words at us, you can never beat us,
We're GNC, we're bad-ass, we're more deadly than Dr Fetus.

I overcame the perils in my quest for the holy grail,
You die countless times in one scene, you're an....


EPIC FUCKIN' FAIL!!!!

 

[Don Tonberry]

They should lose points for saying "your" instead of "you're" in the second verse.

 

[Oaf]

Next up is Super Meat Boy!

Well fuck me, it's the GNC,
I've heard better rapping on the BBC,
BBC4 to be precise,
I think it was a documentary on Vanilla Ice,
Whatever it was it was fucking shit,
But still better than this bunch of tits,
I'll tell y'all about the fools in this crew,
In a world full of c*** it's like a who's who,
First up it's that turd Spirederman,
Never had a bird but he did ride a man,
PaulHaddock's next and it's hard to diss him,
Coz we don't know who he is, if he quit who'd miss him?
MagpieBee's the same, could be a binman or banker,
All we know for sure is he's a two-club wanker,
And no crew's getting wonga with that mug Harv in,
Y'all are going hungry like starvin' Marvin',
And with this Jones chump rapping you ain't getting paid,
Coz this is Indiana's last crusade.

 

[Spirederman]

I bloody checked as well. So pissed off with myself there, a mistake I don't often make.

Grrrrr

 

[Spirederman]

I thought it was about dissing the character??

 

[last request]

I guess the big question is....who will Oaf judge as the winner of this rap battle?

 

[Oaf]

God damn rap battles are hard to judge. This is something I never considered when putting them in the game

Both pretty strong entries and I really like the endings of them both (a killer rap attack MUST end on a savage blow, as both of these did)... it's a close one.

But a winner must be chosen... and I'm going just about go for...

Spoiler

Indiana Jones and the GNC!

It was close and I went back on forth a bit. But I basically read through both of them in the end awarding a "point" whenever I thought there was a particularly good line... and GNC won it by a point.

 

[Oaf]

Right, updated the OP in the aftermath of that epic rap battle. Indy gains a BR, GNC gain 400k for the win and Meat Boy was so SHREDDED that he took 1HP of damage.

 

[Spirederman]

Thought the Vanilla Ice line, and the bits about Mags and Haddock were tremendous tbf to Stags.

Well rapped lads, a close battle.

 

[last request]

I have a great line to use against Beast should we ever face him in a rap battle.

 

[Magic]

We'll just continue beating your asses rather than singing about it tbh.

 

[Spirederman]

No.

one paragraph consisting of no more than 150 words, dissing the fuck out of their opponent and their team.

Yeah, I know now Dave.

Thanks mate.

 

[Leewilson]

Thought Indiana owned that to be honest. Had much more flow and rap battle feel to it. SMB's was more like a poetry competition entry (for 18+s)

 

[Magic]

And if anyone knows anything about rapping, it's a white bloke from Dagenham called Lee Wilson :hesk:

 

[Spirederman]

@Stagnificent....

Who was responsible for penning your lyrics??

Team effort??

Ours was a combination of good ideas from all 4.

 

[Spirederman]

Meshed together and added to expertly by me

 

[Spirederman]

Stagat and Natch put together some. The end product was Stagats.

We struggled to keep to the 150 word limit though, how did you find that?

Dave,

You've obviously counted. We weren't aware and I ended up going over.

You'll also notice it wasn't one paragraph either, as again I was unaware it was supposed to be.

If you wanna flag it with Oaf, then go ahead, no qualms with that.

Stop being a dick and dropping hints.