1FF Wars

[Munkiki]

T6 buy Rare Candy and give it to Donatello.

 

[Munkiki]

STAG give Big Daddy the ADAM Vial to give him a +1BR boost, he gains a further +1BR through Xavier's School.

 

[last request]

 

[Oaf]

SBF HQ is quiet tonight. Barry Scott is shouting at Liquid Snow White about Cillit Bang, but other than that, there is no noise. This plays on the mind of Mewtwo, who is sure that something is missing... when it suddenly dawns on him that he hasn't heard the sound of a pot being smashed all night. He goes to look for Link... and finds him in his room, laying in a pool of blood with the window open. A hitman has snuck in and assassinated Link!

Link is dead!

 

[Oaf]

Week whatever week we're on now's fight card:

Wonderland
Battle of the Minds!
Lightweight
T6 vs 1

Xaviers School
Faction Battle:
Lightweight
STAG vs GNC

Tardis
Middleweight
STAG vs 3DD

Winterfell
Dice Only
Middleweight
2 (T6) vs 2

Vice City
Faction Battle
Heavyweight
3DD vs SBF

Jurassic Park
Heavyweight
SBF vs GNC

Hogwarts
ALL OR NOTHING (£1,000,000 to the winner, plus a bonus offer of a character worth at least £1,000,000. All losers must pay £100,000 and a random character on their roster will lose 1HP!)
BONUS:
3DD vs GNC vs 1 vs 1

AW SHIT, both of the best territories show up in one week! Who's gonna nab them spots?

2 regular spots plus the bonus.

Deadline: 3pm Friday

 

[PaulHaddock]

GNC to Xavier's school

 

[last request]

Vice city bold

 

[PaulHaddock]

GNC to Vice City

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO VICE CITY
GNC TO XAVS

 

[last request]

Wonderland bold

 

[Spirederman]

FUCK YOU LRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


I'm fucking glad Link is dead,

whoever did it!

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO JURASSIC BOLD

 

[Magic]

3DD to Tardis
3DD to Winterfell

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO TARDIS BOLD

 

[last request]

Munkiki was doing 3 spots Oaf, more fun that way

 

[Spirederman]

OKAY THEN GNC TO FUCKING BONUS BOLD

 

[Veggie Legs]

3DD to Jurassic Park

 

[Oaf]

BANG, AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

ALL CHARACTERS IN ALL HQ'S APART FROM SBF HQ ARE SAT AROUND WATCHING TV, BUT IT KEEPS ON CUTTING TO CONSTANT ADVERT BREAKS WITH EVERY SINGLE ADVERT BEING BARRY SCOTT SHOUTING ABOUT CILLIT BANG. AFTER A WHILE, THE CHARACTERS CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL THE NEED TO BUY SOME CILLIT BANG TO TRY TO STOP BARRY FROM SHOUTING AT THEM. THEY ALL INSIST THAT THEY EACH RECIEVE £20,000 WORTH OF CILLIT BANG EACH, THAT OUGHT TO BE ABOUT ENOUGH.

EACH TEAM BESIDES SBF LOSES £20,000 FOR EACH CHARACTER THEY HAVE ON THEIR ROSTER.

 

[Spirederman]

OUCH!!!!!

 

[Oaf]

Total expenditure on Cillit Bang:

GNC: 240,000
3DD: 220,000
STAG: 200,000
T6: 180,000

 

[Spirederman]

Fuck me, wish we'd have bought the bastard now!

 

[PaulHaddock]

Game runners still against GNC I see

 

[Spirederman]

Oh my, just checked the OP.

We're in dreadful trouble now

 

[Oaf]

My bad, realised that I put 3DD down for Winterfell, but at that point they were already in their two spots. The second Winterfell spot is free again.

 

[Oaf]

Ah, I also did the same with SBF. Taken them out of Wonderland.

 

[Spirederman]

Can't you take em out of VIce City instead Oaf???

 

[last request]

Total expenditure on Cillit Bang:

GNC: 240,000
3DD: 220,000
STAG: 200,000
T6: 180,000

 

[IanH]

I'd be interested to see Munkiki do some stats on how often teams have had to defend territories (especially compared to how many we have). I feel like we're constantly defending ours, but might just feel that way.

 

[IanH]

T6 to Hogwarts

 

[Munkiki]

I'd be interested to see Munkiki do some stats on how often teams have had to defend territories (especially compared to how many we have). I feel like we're constantly defending ours, but might just feel that way.

Team – times you've had to defend (average percentage of territories you've had to defend per week) / Record: W/D/L = duh, U = uncontested by opponent, X = uncontested by you, ? = defences this week (ie no result yet) / successful defence percentage

Spoiler: GNC – 17 (28.3%) / Record: W7 D0 L5 U3 X2 / Def%: 64.7

2. 0/0
3. 0/1
4. 0/2
5. 1/2 – Winterfell W
6. 1/3 – Orgrimmar L (defended because Squall Leonhart won)
7. 2/4 – Winterfell U, Jakku W
8. 3/4 – Orgrimmar L, Vice City W, Jakku W
9. 1/3 – Jakku U
10. 2/5 – Metropolis W, Pokémon Stadium W
11. 2/5 – Goldenrod City L, Metropolis L
12. 0/3
13. 1/3 – Jakku U
14. 0/4
15. 2/5 – Vice City X, Rapture X
16. 1/3 – Orgrimmar W
17. 1/4 – Pokémon Stadium L
18. 0/5

Spoiler: 3CC – 2 (50.0%) / Record: W0 D0 L2 U0 X0 / Def%: 0.0

2. 0/0
3. 0/0
4. 0/0
5. 0/1
6. 1/1 – Quahog L
7. Team 3CC HQ L

Spoiler: 3DD – 19 (26.4%) / W5 D1 L7 U4 X0 ?2 / Def%: 58.8

2. 0/1
3. 1/2 – Nostromo W
4. 1/3 – Quahog L
5. 0/3
6. 0/4
7. 1/4 – Wonderland L
8. 2/4 – Hogwarts U, Nostromo U
9. 0/4
10. 3/5 – WWE Arena W, Nostromo L, Hogwarts W
11. 1/4 – WWE Arena L
12. 0/4
13. 0/4
14. 3/6 – Wonderland L, Xavier's School D, Rapture L
15. 1/4 – Quahog U
16. 2/5 – Metropolis W, Hogwarts U
17. 2/5 – Hogwarts W, Xavier's School L
18. 2/4 – Vice City ?, Hogwarts ?

Spoiler: STG – 13 (39.8%) / W2 D0 L7 U2 X0 ?2 / Def%: 36.4

2. 1/1 – Mount Doom L
3. 0/0
4. 1/1 – Normandy Beach L
5. 0/0
6. 0/0
7. 0/1
8. 0/2
9. 1/3 – Quahog L
10. 1/3 – Orgrimmar U
11. 1/3 – Oblivion W
12. 0/4
13. 2/4 – Orgrimmar L, Wonderland L
14. 1/2 – Oblivion L
15. 0/1
16. 2/3 – WWE Arena U, Goldenrod City L
17. 1/2 – Rapture W
18. 2/5 – Xavier's School ?, TARDIS ?

Spoiler: SBF – 23 (22.1%) / W6 D2 L8 U5 X1 ?1 / Def%: 59.1

2. 0/1
3. 0/2
4. 0/3
5. 2/6 – South Park U, Jurassic Park D
6. 2/7 – Jurassic Park W, Jakku L
7. 3/6 – Mount Doom L, Jurassic Park U, Hogwarts L
8. 0/4
9. 1/6 – Pokémon Stadium L
10. 1/6 – Jurassic Park U
11. 3/7 – South Park W, Mt Olympus L, Winterfell U
12. 0/6
13. 3/6 – Jurassic Park W, Nostromo W, Mt Doom D
14. 2/6 – TARDIS U, South Park W
15. 2/7 – South Park W, Winterfell X
16. 1/6 – Oblivion L
17. 2/6 – TARDIS L, Nostromo L
18. 1/4 – Jurassic Park ?

Spoiler: TSX – 18 (29.8%) / W4 D0 L2 U6 X4 ?2 / Def%: 62.5

2. 0/1
3. 0/2
4. 1/3 – Metropolis W
5. 1/4 – TARDIS U
6. 3/4 – TARDIS W, Normandy Beach U, Pokémon Stadium U
7. 0/4
8. 2/5 – Mount Doom X, Pokémon Stadium X
9. 3/3 – Normandy Beach U, TARDIS X, Metropolis L
10. 0/1
11. 0/1
12. 0/3
13. 1/3 – Normandy Beach U
14. 1/3 – Mt Olympus U
15. 2/4 – Mt Olympus W, WWE Arena X
16. 1/4 – Wonderland W
17. 1/4 – Normandy Beach L
18. 2/3 – Wonderland ?, Winterfell ?