1FF Wars

[Veggie Legs]

Rapture
Middleweight
Jafar w/Combat MG – 17BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Sterling Archer – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (T6)

Fucking take a guess again? Although actually… you’d be surprised. I don’t know what the actual odds of this would have been but… this did not go as expected. Jafar scored a 1 with his BR role… and Archer didn’t just win this, he won it by several points. Shock result of the game so far?

About 20%. Didn't account for the dice but as they're the same it shouldn't make much difference.

 

[Munkiki]

GNC
Ok. I feel like I've missed something there as I had a big break midway through updating that. I'm gonna double check it, but it anybody sees something wrong point it out

Or maybe I just got it all right. Let's see...

Charmander gains 2BR (potential) and Andrew Ryan gets 2 wins but otherwise spot on as far as I can tell.

 

[last request]

Team Oaf is fined £200K and therefore Trevor goes to auction.

 

[Munkiki]

haha, Team Oaf is loaded. Remember at the very beginning when he gave you all £1,000,000 each without a second thought.

 

[Oaf]

Sorry for the bit of a delay chaps, but I'm gonna look to update the OP and send out offers soon.

First thing of note, though... with the extra character coming in but losing a whole bunch of territories, GNC will now be on 9 characters with a limit of 8. Release must come soon!

 

[Spirederman]

So we need to release when??

Have we fell short of the criteria to wait until after next week??

We of course don't get this character until wages have been paid, so should get a grace period??

I'm usually wrong so feel free to call me whatever.

 

[Spirederman]

Scrap that ^^ Bye Bye Milky Milky

 

[Oaf]

Professor Chaos may as well have a door pass into 3DD HQ the amount he's in and out of there.

But he gets in again one night and this time takes the lid off of the biscuit tin in the staff room. The 3DD characters the next morning go to have a couple of biscuits with their morning tea/coffee and are disappointed to see that all of the biscuits have gone soft. They throw them away and this morning, they must go without.

 

[Oaf]

GNC's free character for winning the bonus match is...

Xenomorph Queen – 15BR 1HP 1D6 – £FREE/£N/A – The Circle of Life

 

[Oaf]

Xenomorph Queen lays:

Egg 0BR 1HP 0D0 – £N/A/£N/A – None

 

[Oaf]

Deadline for signings: 3PM tomorrow.

Hopefully that should be ok. But bare in mind the fact that I'm off to the circus tomorrow evening, and then I'm going to be watching some clowns on the TV against Portsmouth in a play off afterwards, so if the fight card isn't up on or around 3 it'll be up at some point that night I'd say.

Edit: actually, turns out that I'm forgetting about the entirety of Wednesday. So yeah I am completely free tomorrow, so no reason the card should not be up on or around 3 o'clock!

 

[Spirederman]

FEAR THE EGGS

 

[Leewilson]

Meanwhile at SBF headquarters......

 

[Munkiki]

GNC release Dancing Milk Carton

STAG buy Dice Upgrade and Rare Candy

3DD buy Med-Pack and Kevin gains 1BR though Xavier's School

 

[MagpieBee]

I did ask permission first in the PM tbf.

Very surprised GNC went after the free character rather than the £1m.

Also, what do ya think T6? :cole

We did go for the £1m. #farce

Shit happens though. Now we have lots of tasty eggs!

 

[Munkiki]

3DD sign

Rorschach – 13BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£35,000 – Never Compromise, Not Even in the Face of Armageddon

 

[last request]

We did go for the £1m. #farce

Eh?

 

[HarvSFC]

Eh?

We changed Wolverine and Milk Carton over after it was revealed there wasn't some super £750m character that could only be obtained as a prize in a bonus. We had the teams set before Oaf then extended the deadline, but we weren't allowed to change.

 

[Leewilson]

We changed Wolverine and Milk Carton over after it was revealed there wasn't some super £750m character that could only be obtained as a prize in a bonus. We had the teams set before Oaf then extended the deadline, but we weren't allowed to change.

You actually thought there was a 750 million character?

 

[HarvSFC]

You actually thought there was a 750 million character?

If Oaf types there's a £750m character on offer, what am I meant to believe? As said...... The character could only be obtained from winning a bonus fight and this was a pretty big bonus.

 

[HarvSFC]

In fact Oaf typed "£750 million+ character" rather than just an 'm'. That's a pretty big typo, even from Oaf.

 

[Leewilson]

If Oaf types there's a £750m character on offer, what am I meant to believe? As said...... The character could only be obtained from winning a bonus fight and this was a pretty big bonus.

It's Oaf.....

 

[last request]

imo that's harsh if true. We hadn't specified before the extended deadline which fighter to send to which team and then got the chance to choose. Don't want to criticise Oaf/Munks and appreciate all your massive efforts with this, just want to make it clear to Spire and the crew that I think GNC's gripes are justified this time. The fact that it lessened our chances of winning the million also probably contributes to this viewpoint though :hesk:

 

[SUTSS]

Are you aware who Oaf is?

 

[MagpieBee]

imo that's harsh if true. We hadn't specified before the extended deadline which fighter to send to which team and then got the chance to choose. Don't want to criticise Oaf/Munks and appreciate all your massive efforts with this, just want to make it clear to Spire and the crew that I think GNC's gripes are justified this time. The fact that it lessened our chances of winning the million also probably contributes to this viewpoint though :hesk:

Considering all of the changes with that territory, not surprised they missed it. Don't blame them at all, and we still won a territory. Could have done with the money though...

 

[Munkiki]

SBF sign:

Zapp Brannigan – 3BR 3HP 1D6 – £50,000/£8,000 – Leader: Pyrrhic Victory

Captain America is given a med-pack and heals 1HP.

 

[Rammy]

Scrap that ^^ Bye Bye Milky Milky

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[last request]

SBF give T6 £150k in exchange for a magic broom.

 

[IanH]

T6 exchange one magic broom for 150k with SBF

 

[Oaf]

Oh yeah, I kept meaning to address that 750million character thing

It's because it was originally going to be either £1m or a free £1m character. But I wanted to make it a bit more of a gamble, so I decided to put it down to a free £750k character instead, so you had a chance of getting a character that cost less than 1m. I made that decision after writing all of the stuff up... so went back to change it all after, and I guess I just replaced the number 1 with a 750, forgetting to replace the m for a k... twice

But yes, a 750m character would have been ridiculous anyway. The most expensive character is 2m, from what I remember.