1FF Wars

[MagpieBee]

GNC trade Nostromo for £70k with 3DD

 

[Oaf]

OH GOD DAMN I FORGOT ABOUT THE INCREMENTS THING AND NOW THIS HAS HAPPENED.

You see?! This is why I do these things. Otherwise this kind stuff happens.

I can't believe there is a tactical incentive for a team to not evolve Charmander into CHARIZARD. Oaf -

Yeah, I know. It's the same ability he had in TFF Wars and back then there were no weight classes so reason to not want to evolve him... didn't really think about how the whole weight class thing may change things for him.

Anyway, interesting trade

 

[Oaf]

Also, no bidding on your own character GNC

Stags have the highest bid at £2.

 

[Oaf]

3DD Sign:

Mew [Pokémon] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £600,000/£30,000 – Cloning Tech

 

[IanH]

T6 bid 10€

 

[Oaf]

10 Euros?!

I'm taking that as a tenner. In pounds. T6 lead. Deadline moved to 10pm.

 

[Oaf]

Oh and also, let's get rid of these silly small bids.

Increments of at least £100 must be made now for a bid to be valid.

 

[Spirederman]

Our egg should be 2HP Oaf.

Shafting GNC even when we're on our arse.

 

[Oaf]

Fight card should be up at about 1pm. Probably a little bit after. Not quite as much warning as I wanted to give, but I've not exactly got a massive amount of time here.

 

[Oaf]

Deadline for the auction moved to 5pm if anybody wants to counter bid.

T6 sign:

Jigsaw – 2BR 3HP 1D6 – £300,000/£5,000 – Want to play a game?

Xaviers School boosts Ash Ketchum +1BR.

GNC sign:

Tyreese Williams [Walking Dead] – 7BR 2HP 1D6 – £90,000/£25,000 – Frenzy

Stag sign:

Bub and Bob – 5BR 2HP 1D6 – £150,000/£5,000 – Bubble Bobble!

Right, fight card will not be up as soon as I thought... I didn't account for everyone and their mums signing somebody this week, so I've not even started on the thing yet...

 

[Oaf]

Vice City
Lightweight
3DD vs OAF vs STAG vs 1

Wonderland
Lightweight
STAG vs 3DD vs 1 vs 1

TEAM GNC HQ
Middleweight
GNC vs STAG vs T6 vs 1

Jakku
Double Dice
Middleweight
T6 vs STAG vs 1 vs 1

South Park
Heavyweight
STAG vs OAF vs 1 vs 1

Oblivion
Heavyweight
STAG vs 3DD vs 1 vs 1

Mount Doom
Bonus:
Winner receives £800,000
Death Match

STAG vs 3DD vs 1 vs 1

Wow… it’s like the second time an HQ has ever been up for grabs, and once again it’s on the line! Can Tyreese defend GNC HQ against potentially 3 other middleweights? This could well be the end of GNC…

Also, because I’m a cheat:

Oaf to Vice City (god damn it)
Oaf to South Park (more like it!)

You can pick as many spots as you want.

Deadline: mid day tomorrow.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Lovely stuff.

 

[SUTSS]

Stags to GNC HQ

 

[SUTSS]

Stags to Jakku

 

[Magic]

3DD to Wonderland.

 

[IanH]

T6 to GNC HQ

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Mount Doom

 

[Spirederman]

Bub and Bob is a fucking Tremendous Signing for Stags!!

Amazing last time.

 

[SUTSS]

Stags to Vice City

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Oblivion

 

[Munkiki]

Stags won the auction for Facehugger. £110, the winning bid.

Donald Duck uses his wizard abilities to heal Captain America, he gains 1HP.

Can't do it myself and not sure when/if Oaf will be about but here's the card.

Vice City
Lightweight
Charmander w/Ash Ketchum – 19BR 2HP 2D6 (3DD) vs OAF vs Facehugger – 1BR 1HP 1D4 (STAG)

Wonderland
Lightweight
Bub and Bob w/Combat MG – 8BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Mew w/Portal Gun + Ash Ketchum – 20BR 3HP 2D6 (3DD)

TEAM GNC HQ
Middleweight
Tyreese Williams – 7BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC) vs The Flash – 15BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG) vs Kylo Ren – 12BR 2HP 1D6 (T6)

Jakku
Double Dice
Middleweight
Sterling Archer – 11BR 1HP 2D6 (T6) vs The Flash – 15BR 2HP 2D8 (STAG)

South Park
Heavyweight
The Undertaker – 16BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Werewolf Wolverine – 20BR 2HP 1D12+1D10 (OAF)

Oblivion
Heavyweight
Captain America – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D10 (STAG) vs The Bride – 20BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD)

Mount Doom
Bonus
Winner receives £800,000
Death Match

Professor Xavier w/Valyrian Steel – 19BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Rorschach w/the Golden Axe – 16BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD)

 

[Oaf]

Oaf got OAF'D

 

[Munkiki]

Seen Oaf has just come online... too slow motherfucker, not OAFing me today...

 

[Oaf]

Vice City
Lightweight
Charmander w/Ash Ketchum – 19BR 2HP 2D6 (3DD) vs Nobody OAF vs Facehugger – 1BR 1HP 1D4 (STAG)

The facehugger jumps at Charmanders face... but gets burned to a crisp as soon as it leaves the ground. It fails to impregnate Charmander and dies very quickly. 3DD Easily retain Vice City.

Wonderland
Lightweight
Bub and Bob w/Combat MG – 8BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Mew w/Portal Gun + Ash Ketchum – 20BR 3HP 2D6 (3DD)

3DD's Pokemon contingent is looking unstoppable here with Ash in tow, and it kept going strong here with a comfortable win for Mew. 3DD are looking unbeatable in lightweight fights right now. This is the first time that a team has really taken advantage of a faction ability and it's certainly doing very well for them.

TEAM GNC HQ
Middleweight
Tyreese Williams – 7BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC) vs The Flash – 15BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG) vs Kylo Ren – 12BR 2HP 1D6 (T6)

I'm going to do the results of this one last because it's got the most riding on it...

Jakku
Double Dice
Middleweight
Sterling Archer – 11BR 1HP 2D6 (T6) vs The Flash – 15BR 2HP 2D8 (STAG)

This was very close, but that small boost in BR and dice worked to The Flashes advantage in the end. The Flash is too quick for Archer, who gets killed off.

South Park
Heavyweight
The Undertaker – 16BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Werewolf Wolverine – 20BR 2HP 1D12+1D10 (OAF)

The Undertaker's unbeaten streak faces its toughest challenge yet in Wolverine... but he doesn't even look to try to step up to the challenge. A poor showing from Taker see's him easily dismantled... the streak is over!

The Undertaker suffers 3HP of damage and is killed!

REST... IN... PEACE...?

Oblivion
Heavyweight
Captain America – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D10 (STAG) vs The Bride – 20BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD)

The Bride has been a brilliant servant to 3DD in 1FF Wars, but she's finally met her match here in Captain America. She put up a very good fight, as she always does, but Captain is able to match her note for note and in the end she can't quite compete. The Bride is killed.

Mount Doom
Bonus
Winner receives £800,000
Death Match

Professor Xavier w/Valyrian Steel – 19BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Rorschach w/the Golden Axe – 16BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD)

Rorschach isn't above beating up a cripple. He beats Xaviers skull to a bloody pulp and smashes his wheelchair over his back. Xavier tries to fight back with some psychic stuff, but can't even focus such is the ferocity of Rorschachs attack. It isn't long before the golden axe is lodged into Xaviers brain, putting an end to all of his psychic bullshit once and for all.

Back to that other match...

TEAM GNC HQ
Middleweight
Tyreese Williams – 7BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC) vs The Flash – 15BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG) vs Kylo Ren – 12BR 2HP 1D6 (T6)

The Flashes speed see's him seemingly able to be in two places at once, and it appears that he can kick ass in both of those places at once as well. Kylo Ren put up a good fight... but unfortunately for GNC, Tyreese did not. He was their last hope, and he was out of his depth here. He is the first killed off, and with that, GNC lose their HQ...

It is claimed as a trophy by Stagnificent, as The Flash is able to overcome Kylo Ren... who, after this defeat, looks ready to lash out...

GNC are eliminated from 1FF Wars!

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

GNC:
Are eliminated!

3DD
Gain 20k
Ash gains 1BR
Gain 20k
Mew gains 1BR
Ash gains another 1BR
Gain Wonderland
The Bride is killed
Rorschach gains 1BR
Gain 800k
Gain Mount Doom

STAG
Facehugger is killed
Bub and Bob take 1HP of damage
Lose Wonderland
Gain GNC HQ as a trophy!
Gain 50k
Gain 50k
Lose South Park
The Undertaker loses his streak and is killed... for now
Gain 80k
Lose Mount Doom
Professor Xavier is killed
Gain Jakku

T6
Kylo Ren loses 1HP
Sterling Archer is killed
Lose Jakku

 

[Magic]

Charmander can't go past 10BR Sir.

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[Oaf]

Damn you Magic... thought I'd edited that before anybody realised

Right, OP is (sort of) updated. Wage amounts aren't quite right yet and I've not paid wages ect as I didn't get around to that and I have to go now. Same with character offers. But yes, farewell to GNC. And Team 6 aren't looking all too healthy right now, either, with only the Tardis protecting their HQ and a very small roster.

 

[Oaf]

Oh yeah, and finally...

The Undertaker returns! He's back down on 8BR though and needs to get another streak going...

 

[Veggie Legs]

I bloody love Pokemon.

 

[Magic]

Bad luck GNC. Sometimes luck just isn't enough, and you need some tactical nous too