I didn't get any further than the second question:
Would you consider your club to be Premier League regulars?
Yes, definitely – nope
No, but hopefully we'll get there – yes to the 'no' but 'hopefully we'll get there'? nah, can't imagine anything more boring
edit - if I change my first answer to we've won a couple of trophies (didn't realise they meant *any* trophy), I'm able to avoid that stumbling block and get Norwich. Pretty much every question after "who would you rather knock out of the FA cup? – Ipswich" is superfluous though.