More than anything I think I'm just gonna be really bummed for whoever loses this.
"at least four players ... held down a teammate and masturbated him, sources told Yahoo Sports."
Dombrowski don't feck about does he? Wonder what changed between July and now for this deal, mind you.
I like it. Just gotta pray that Sale's elbow don't come flying off. His build and mechanics don't exactly scream durability, in my admittedly half-arsed opinion.
Hadn't realized that this had started already. Has the regular season started? Because I see MLB matches but everyone is apparently 0-0 according to Google.