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It's faked to a degree, in the top 3 for Spurs (Yes I'm that sad) Is an offensive racist slur, and also "why are Tottenham so bad"

Top 4 with Chelsea is "Why are Chelsea so hated"

And the 4th choice for Arsenal is "why are arsenal so good" (Obviously)
 

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I'll answer Liverpool's top three:

1.Why did Xabi Alonso leave Liverpool?

Because Benitez marginalised him because he thought Gareth Barry was a better player. Alonso subsequently proved Rafa spectacularly wrong and promptly fucked off to Madrid. Meanwhile, Gareth Barry decided to snub Liverpool in favour for Man City and would later play for Everton.

2.Why are Liverpool wearing black armbands?

Depends which week you're referring to. For example, last week the armband was worn in respect to a spilt chicken fetus in the club cafeteria. Next week will commemorate the lack of something to grieve for the first time in a couple of months.

3.Why are Liverpool so bad?

Sir Alex Ferguson's quarter century of bribes and bullying.
 

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Fairly longstanding questions for us!
 

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I'll answer Liverpool's top three:

1.Why did Xabi Alonso leave Liverpool?

Because Benitez marginalised him because he thought Gareth Barry was a better player. Alonso subsequently proved Rafa spectacularly wrong and promptly fucked off to Madrid. Meanwhile, Gareth Barry decided to snub Liverpool in favour for Man City and would later play for Everton.

2.Why are Liverpool wearing black armbands?

Depends which week you're referring to. For example, last week the armband was worn in respect to a spilt chicken fetus in the club cafeteria. Next week will commemorate the lack of something to grieve for the first time in a couple of months.

3.Why are Liverpool so bad?

Sir Alex Ferguson's quarter century of bribes and bullying.
It is incredible how so many of you on this forum are so obsessed with Liverpool; you GB, Steven, Toddles and Spear speak more about them than you do of your own clubs.

 

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It is incredible how so many of you on this forum are so obsessed with Liverpool; you GB, Steven, Toddles and Spear speak more about them than you do of your own clubs.


That one week Liverpool did really well after beating Chelsea and we drew at Palace this forum became a hotbed for Scouse chest thumping and United pisstaking. Your lot are just as bad, it's just that they're fairweather fans. You hang around because a few of the other teams you support are doing well.
 
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It is incredible how so many of you on this forum are so obsessed with Liverpool; you GB, Steven, Toddles and Spear speak more about them than you do of your own clubs.


I have to respect your opinion on the matter. Seeing as it comes from Dundee fan who only ever talks about Dundee and shows absolutely no signs of obsession with any other clubs whatsoever.
 
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That one week Liverpool did really well after beating Chelsea and we drew at Palace this forum became a hotbed for Scouse chest thumping and United pisstaking. Your lot are just as bad, it's just that they're fairweather fans. You hang around because a few of the other teams you support are doing well.
I'm not saying Liverpool fans give it back when Man Utd lose as well, but its nowhere near to the same level as when Liverpool lose a game. I don't know what you mean about me as well hanging around also. I'm here come what may and have been since I signed up to TFF three or four years back.
 

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I have to respect your opinion on the matter. Seeing as it comes from Dundee fan who only ever talks about Dundee and shows absolutely no signs of obsession with any other clubs whatsoever.
I have other teams I follow which you know about, does that make anything I say about either of those irrelevent, or when I give comments about other sides in the Premier League as well? I mean its not like fans of other clubs don't talk about other teams beside the ones they support, but it does seem to be more prevalent amongst Man Utd fans for some reason. :sl:
 

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Not sure any of the United fans on here can really criticise others on who they support and why...
 

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I have other teams I follow which you know about, does that make anything I say about either of those irrelevent, or when I give comments about other sides in the Premier League as well? I mean its not like fans of other clubs don't talk about other teams beside the ones they support, but it does seem to be more prevalent amongst Man Utd fans for some reason. :sl:

Johnnytodd has the entire set of Liverpool fans* on here foaming at the mouth each and every match day thread - take some tips from the master if you want to elevate your trolling game mate. Your routine is just not up to scratch anymore.

*Gilly is the exception I've found - the one sane fellow amongst the lot of you!
 

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Johnnytodd has the entire set of Liverpool fans* on here foaming at the mouth each and every match day thread - take some tips from the master if you want to elevate your trolling game mate. Your routine is just to up to scratch.

*Gilly is the exception I've found - the one sane fellow amongst the lot of you!
I don't come on here to troll, and what Johnnytodd does is the mark of someone with an inferiority complex tbh. Sure I'll lower the tone occasionally, but I'm nowhere near as bad as yourself Stevie or some of the others and frankly I don't care for it much either.
 

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I don't come on here to troll, and what Johnnytodd does is the mark of someone with an inferiority complex tbh. Sure I'll lower the tone occasionally, but I'm nowhere near as bad as yourself Stevie or some of the others and frankly I don't care for it much either.

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i don't remember steven ever describing his bowel movements in great detail tbh. having flashbacks of bilo's 'episode' here salty, are you ok mate?
 

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6. billigste flyturen fra Oslo til Liverpool?
 

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It is incredible how so many of you on this forum are so obsessed with Liverpool; you GB, Steven, Toddles and Spear speak more about them than you do of your own clubs.

Keep replying to EVERY anti-Liverpool comment. Then they'll stop.
 

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I'm not saying Liverpool fans give it back when Man Utd lose as well, but its nowhere near to the same level as when Liverpool lose a game. I don't know what you mean about me as well hanging around also. I'm here come what may and have been since I signed up to TFF three or four years back.

They're trying to make up for not being Mancs. They hear that 'Mancs' hate 'scousers' so they think posting about how much they hate Liverpool on a forum will compensate and cover the fact they are just more flotsam with no association to a club they embarrassingly profess to support.
 

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They're trying to make up for not being Mancs. They hear that 'Mancs' hate 'scousers' so they think posting about how much they hate Liverpool on a forum will compensate and cover the fact they are just more flotsam with no association to a club they embarrassingly profess to support.

When are you going to come clean about supporting Liverpool and voting Tory?
 

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They're trying to make up for not being Mancs. They hear that 'Mancs' hate 'scousers' so they think posting about how much they hate Liverpool on a forum will compensate and cover the fact they are just more flotsam with no association to a club they embarrassingly profess to support.

He pontificates to the Scottish Liverpool/Barcelona fan.
 

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What happened to this thread :lol:

The only reason why people get the impression that United fans are worse than Pool's, is cos Pool have been shite. The moment Liverpool put in a performance or two (especially if it coincides with a bad United one) they come out in their masses from under their rocks and give it. I personally have to deal with a lot of these mugs from within my own extended family. Disgraceful the lot of em imvho.

Fortunately I've never had to suffer for long in recent years, and slippy G has been a brilliant servant in my arsenal.:hesk:
 

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What happened to this thread :lol:

The only reason why people get the impression that United fans are worse than Pool's, is cos Pool have been shite. The moment Liverpool put in a performance or two (especially if it coincides with a bad United one) they come out in their masses from under their rocks and give it. I personally have to deal with a lot of these mugs from within my own extended family. Disgraceful the lot of em imvho.

Fortunately I've never had to suffer for long in recent years, and slippy G has been a brilliant servant in my arsenal.:hesk:
Both teams are absolutely shit this season, but even if you get Mourinho in your trajectory is only going to be relatively the same, stagnant or on a slight incline. Once Klopp gets his boys in the only way is up for Liverpool, this is the nadir for them currently, it can only get better silks.
 

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Both teams are absolutely shit this season, but even if you get Mourinho in your trajectory is only going to be relatively the same, stagnant or on a slight incline. Once Klopp gets his boys in the only way is up for Liverpool, this is the nadir for them currently, it can only get better silks.

Forgot to take your kop tinted glasses off before typing that up Salty mate :bg1:

Imo, we've already got a squad that's capable and should've been challenging for the title this season if not for LVG's emphasis avoiding defeat rather than playing our football with his damned philosophy. We also paid the price for going into the season with a paper thin squad and the senior players we were deperately depending on to get us through massively underperformed for various reasons.

Mou would reinvigorate this team, instil a winning mentality and bring his tactical nous. He'd have all the funds to complete the first team and would be more than motivated as this could very well be his last shot at building something long term and a top top club.

Klopp on the other hand has confirmed that he's not the miracle worker many liverpudlians made him out to be, he has a lot to learn about the PL - it's not a copy and paste dortmund job scenario. He'll have to adjust and evolve his philosophy in a league a hell of a lot more competitive with a hectic winter period. It'll be a 'process' as our Louis loves to say and hopefully it'll be just as long as whatever the fuck he thought he masterminded.

Whatever the case with either teams, it's gonna be fascinating and bloody exciting to have mou, klopp, pep + chelsea, arsenal, a tottenham on the rise etc that's for sure!
 
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Klopp on the other hand has confirmed that he's not the miracle worker many liverpudlians made him out to be, he has a lot to learn about the PL - it's not a copy and paste dortmund job scenario. He'll have to adjust and evolve his philosophy in a league a hell of a lot more competitive with a hectic winter period.

Agree with that, he's acclimatising now and I'm sure he realises what he needs in the team in order to succeed in the PL (pace would help for example!). Next season is going to be another exciting story with all these great names managing the bigger clubs, looking forward to seeing how it pans out.
 

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