Best and worst football chants you've heard?

[KetIron]

The best ever was when Rangers keeper Andy Goram got diagnosed with Schizophrenia & the Celtic fans sang "2 Andy Gorams, there's only 2 Andy Gorams, 2 Andy Gorams...."

 

[K-Win]

When we dropped to League Two, we were continuously hit with:

Premier League and you f*cked it up
Championship and you f*cked it up
League One and you f*cked it up

by most opposition fans over and over again to the pigbag song. Was OK for a season but got irritating after the 2nd....3rd.....4th.....(which I guess is the whole point).

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

"Who needs Mourinho, We've got our physio" in respect to our physio Nigel Adkins becoming manager.

 

[Gator]

Wet Ham fans to Jonjo Shelvey:

"He's coming for you
He's coming for youuuuu,
Harry Potter
is coming for youuu"

 

[THE LAST WALTZ]

Can't remember who sang it (probably West Brom)but one of my favourites was to Peter Odemwinge when his move to QPR broke down after he drove all the way to London.
"Odemwinge oohooohhohh
Odemwinge oohooohhohh
He drove to QPR
He never hit out of the car
Odemwinge oohooohhohh

 

[Marked Ox]

The "garden shed" song was rubbish as was the "easy" chant that sprang from Soccer AM.

The "Porn Star'' chant for our Swedish keeper Pal Lundin back in the day was very apt considering how he looked.