Caption Contest

[FishyMackem]

Anyone up for a caption contest? I'll post a pic every week and the winning caption is the one with the most likes on it, and then I'll pick a runner up which is my favourite. 3 points for winner, 1 point for runner up.

Week One - Mourinho
I'll judge this next Monday (30th) at around lunchtime.

 

[Stagat]

Jose Mourinho lifts his arm up in a press conference

 

[Habbinalan]

The Cowleys are this far above everyone else in their potential to take Arsenal to the next level...........

 

[Johnnyt]

"I was this high on my ladder and i couldn't see a curve on the horizon.That Johnny fella is right.'

 

[Leo]

That Lukaku dude...he this big.....a big boy.

 

[Leo]

My ego ? Zis large.

 

[Habbinalan]

I'm the best leg spinner that Manchester has ever seen. Even Murali was impressed with my Special One.......

 

[FishyMackem]

Judging this tomorrow at around 1pm. Any more for any more?

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Not wishing to be outdone by one of his players and craving attention from the United fans, Jose Mourinho makes a desperate pitch for his very own penis song.

 

[Stevencc]

If the ball is below this height at any point during a game, either my players have failed to follow my instructions, or the opposition have successfully adopted them as their own.

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

"I was this high on my ladder and i couldn't see a curve on the horizon.That Johnny fella is right"​

- Lowryman
​

Runner up (1 point):
"If the ball is below this height at any point during a game, either my players have failed to follow my instructions, or the opposition have successfully adopted them as their own"
- Stevencc

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 3 points
2nd - stevencc - 1 point

NEXT:

Will judge sometime on Monday 7th May

 

[Leo]

See Arsene, ma watch is digitally connected to the ref's one and if I press a button or two...................Fergie time!

 

[Habbinalan]

Ars: I speak 6 languages now

Ferg: Dae Ye, Aye? My Ivorian laddie, Eric, tells me Hervé can pure blether the burds in 20 languages.

 

[Cornish Piskie]

And then Arsene, the board told Jose he can have as much as he wants for transfers this summer.

 

[Indian Dan]

Fergie: ‘I understand you are the very epitome of European class and culture’

Arsene: ‘Fuck off you red nosed bastard’

 

[Johnnyt]

and then she said ....' the other hole you dirty french c**t"

 

[FishyMackem]

Keep them coming! Judging sometime tomorrow.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Fancy another round of pizza, sir alex?
hahahahhahahaha. No, fuck off Arsene.

 

[Fompous Part]

There's a brain haemorrhage joke here that I'm morally depraved enough to make but not witty or clever enough to formulate. Very frustrating.

(NOT AN ENTRY).

 

[Indian Dan]

Not really a jokey situation

 

[Johnnyt]

Not really a jokey situation

Unless your Saltire on 1FF

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

"See Arsene, ma watch is digitally connected to the ref's one and if I press a button or two...................Fergie time!"
- Leo

Runner up (1 point):
"and then she said ....' the other hole you dirty french c**t""
- Lowryman

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 4 points
2nd - Leo - 3 points
3rd - stevencc - 1 point

NEXT:

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Will judge Sunday 13th May

 

[Stevencc]

"Ronaldo, it's only game, why you heff to be mad"?

 

[Fompous Part]

"Impuesto? Impuesto? Lo siento, no entiendo."

 

[Johnnyt]

" i paid my tax and now i'm skint, literally nothing left"

 

[Habbinalan]

Accrington Stanley?? Quienes son?

 

[Leo]

I no understand.....tax fraud ?

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

"Impuesto? Impuesto? Lo siento, no entiendo."
- Fompous Part​

Runner up (1 point):
"Accrington Stanley?? Quienes son?"
- Habbinalan

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 4 points
2nd - Leo - 3 points
3rd - Fompous Part - 3 points
4th - stevencc - 1 point
5th - Habbinalan - 1 point

NEXT:

Will judge Sunday or Monday

 

[Stevencc]

"Harry, my friend, you cannot claim this - no matter how many children's lives you swear upon".

 

[Habbinalan]

Gizza job. I can do dat.



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