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Much to my surprise Argyle’s shop is selling club aftershave. If your club was selling aftershave what would it smell of? I would say Argyle’s bouquet would be hope, disappointment and only be good for a half.
 

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It would smell of shame tinged with a hint of regret.
 

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Just did a quick Google for 'stag aftershave'. There are a few out there, surprisingly. None with a better name than CHISELED FACE though.
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As the aerosol was released it would be full of promise but by the time it hit the skin it wouldn’t be arsed to smell
 

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Flattering to deceive by going close and then falling away.
 

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Hopefully scorching rubber as Power exits stage left with a giant boot up his arse.
 

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Fantastic thread. If Mansfield are getting involved then so are we. Ours would be 'Original Menthol and Eucalyptus', aka Fishermen's Friend flavour. If we could somehow bottle a faint waft of hope that diminishes as the day draws to a close then we'd have really nailed it.
 

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Fantastic thread. If Mansfield are getting involved then so are we. Ours would be 'Original Menthol and Eucalyptus', aka Fishermen's Friend flavour. If we could somehow bottle a faint waft of hope that diminishes as the day draws to a close then we'd have really nailed it.
I think that you might have to arm-wrestle Fleetwood for that pungent odour :)
 

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Fantastic thread. If Mansfield are getting involved then so are we. Ours would be 'Original Menthol and Eucalyptus', aka Fishermen's Friend flavour. If we could somehow bottle a faint waft of hope that diminishes as the day draws to a close then we'd have really nailed it.
All are welcome, I only posted here because we are just about hanging by our fish smelling fingers in league 1.
 

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