Clubs in this league in size order

[Hedonist Puncture]

Drug use?

No. Neither hard or soft. It has nothing to do with the players (clue), eg fathering bastards or hurling racial insults or mean size of the named squad's dick length.

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

Can't be by population. Can't be age either. Not home nor away attendance either. Can't be value of team. Has to be something for which there can be exact numbers and a 1 in 8 chance of two clubs having the same 'score'. Can't be points or cumulative points because Sheff Utd are high on that and Orient are comparatively low.

Thinking HertsWolf. Great elimination.

The clue must be something to do with Fleetwood being mid-table because they've only been in the division one season.

Time is not a measure. Exact numbers giving the same "score" means that it is directly measurable though. Stay with that.

And it has to be something to do with whatever has already happened otherwise it should have been easy to compile this list for the coming season.....

Time is not a measure. I can easily compile an upcoming season list if you would like. Clue - Shrewsbury would replace Orient.

In response to you and Walkley Owl, I can tell you that you are both ranked very similar, one on par with and one below Bristol City. Wednesday are slightly bigger than you .

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

HertsWolf, please "Click to expand" your quote in my message above. There are some replies with clues in there.

 

[HertsWolf]

What would the top three be in each of the PL and Championship?

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

What would the top three be in each of the PL and Championship?

1. Man City
2. Man Utd
3. Everton

1. Nottm Forest
2. Hull
3. Leeds

ps you are bigger than WBA, but you knew the answer to that anyway

 

[Cardsfan]

The amount of foreign players in the squad?

 

[UTS]

Weight of the players

 

[Jamo]

How much the place stinks of piss

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

The amount of foreign players in the squad?

Weight of the players

Height.

How much the place stinks of piss

As mentioned earlier, nothing to do with the players. Or indeed body waste. However, I can see where you were going with that Jamo once the PL and Championship teams were listed.

 

[TomPNE94]

Height/Weight of the manager?

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

Height/Weight of the manager?

No. It is not a human measurement or associated with humans, eg big dick attendance numbers.

Focus on other aspects of the Clubs.

 

[Jonny12]

I think this should all be decided on the amount of gingers that are in the squad and staff of the team.

For us it's 3. (Jordan Cook, Reece Flanagan and Dean Smith.)

 

[JJH]

Height/Weight of the manager?

Steve Evans would have that bastard tied up.

 

[PUSBCCFC]

Steve Evans would have that bastard tied up.

Andy Thorn would give him a run for his money.

 

[Dion'sHead]

These are the all time averages up until 2012:

 

[City169]

These are the all time averages up until 2012:

I'm not having that, there is no way bootle are bigger than Northwich Victoria. Also it doesn't take into account our potential

 

[LongEatonPie]

Can we be removed from this convo

 

[F!RTHY]

That list is from Circa 2008 - as per a Wendy forum!

http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic/173108-all-time-average-attendances/

I should imagine ours will be slightly higher than 10,100 - given we've had 8-9 successive years with attendances higher than that.

 

[Dion'sHead]

That list is from Circa 2008 - as per a Wendy forum!

http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic/173108-all-time-average-attendances/

I should imagine ours will be slightly higher than 10,100 - given we've had 8-9 successive years with attendances higher than that.

Well done. You have just moved past Bradford Park Avenue.

 

[Scumarmy.]

Our average attendance has gone up by over 1,000 since then, it is now 8,299

Therefore based on the table, the following clubs in League One can all now officially be classed as tinpot:

Bury
Port Vale
Doncaster Rovers
Southend United
Gillingham
Chesterfield
Walsall
Peterborough United
Wigan Athletic
Shrewsbury Town
Scunthorpe United
Colchester United
Crewe Alexandra
Rochdale
Burton Albion
Fleetwood Town

Notable mentions to Rotherham United and AFC Bournemouth also.

 

[HertsWolf]

No. It is not a human measurement or associated with humans, eg big dick attendance numbers.

Focus on other aspects of the Clubs.

Think you've lost everyone's interest now. I can actively see quite a few forum members actively not giving a fuck.

 

[blade1889]

Percentage of ground filled?

 

[blade1889]

Coventry City (28.6%) and Notts County (26.4%) dislike this.

Ah well, worth a guess.

Cant be league position due Fleetwood
Many teams are joint means it cant be attendance (although I guessed such earlier) or potential population size
Not individual factors
Possibly to do with individual results but again too many teams are joint
Something to do with cups? Number of cups won with each cup being given an equal rating?

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

Think you've lost everyone's interest now. I can actively see quite a few forum members actively not giving a fuck.

Indeed.

"Clubs in this league in size order" is the original title. The table I posted shows the order of the clubs in Pitch size. Very important part of the pre match prep is to be aware of this and train accordingly.. Example - even though they are not too far from each other, there is a big difference in going to Port Vale than Crewe. It can alter the game plan, team selection and style of play.

 

[Jamo]

 

[Hurrikeen]

http://www.openplay.co.uk/blog/premiership-football-pitch-sizes-2014-to-2015/

This article is completely different to that list you posted.

Well done.

 

[Hedonist Puncture]

http://www.openplay.co.uk/blog/premiership-football-pitch-sizes-2014-to-2015/

This article is completely different to that list you posted.

Well done.

If this is addressed to me, please explain where there is a complete difference.

 

[TomPNE94]

http://www.openplay.co.uk/blog/premiership-football-pitch-sizes-2014-to-2015/

This article is completely different to that list you posted.

Well done.

Well yeah, because it's a different league...

 

[Hurrikeen]

Well yeah, because it's a different league...

Tbf I was looking at Dion's Head's post above with the PL teams near the top.

However, when Hedonist Puncture responded to the Wolves fan's question on what the top 3 would be in the PL, he had Everton in the top 3, yet the link I posted had Everton in the bottom 4...

 

[TomPNE94]

Tbf I was looking at Dion's Head's post above with the PL teams near the top.

However, when Hedonist Puncture responded to the Wolves fan's question on what the top 3 would be in the PL, he had Everton in the top 3, yet the link I posted had Everton in the bottom 4...

Oh I see