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[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

People are cottoning on to the fact that you are effectively a shit stain in a sewer when it comes to forum games.

I'm not even sure what that means but it'll do.

Good luck by the way.

Don't you have some tennis to be playing?

 

[Veggie Legs]

Not surprising, you went out pretty early IIRC. None of your team were particularly active - Relentless and Cas(?)

Yeah, it was those two. I think we were active enough, just incredibly unlucky in some of the fights. Our hopes were pinned on Link who was good on paper but lost to all sorts of crap.

 

[Spirederman]

Both very strong options. I do fear if I make a slight error of judgement then Spidey will make my life hell :hesk: despite being one of the best forum gamers out there. If they have more members as well I will join the Wilson Legs brigade. No offence to the others...strong contenders indeed.

Magic the post was open, as I said first come first served. Magpiebee has yet to confirm, the offer is still there if you want it mate?

 

[Magic]

Magic the post was open, as I said first come first served. Magpiebee has yet to confirm, the offer is still there if you want it mate?

I will not go back on my word with Wilson's lot I'm afraid. Thanks though. Magpie will be equally good if not better though. Strong guy.

 

[HarvSFC]

JonBCFC

 

[Spirederman]

JonBCFC

Shout Harv!!

 

[Spirederman]

You fucking what?!

We open our arms to you and this is what you do?

Not surprising you filthy LIAR.

Totally agree Joes. All that bullshit about Psycho Mantis' power........LIES!!

Oh shit, I almost forgot me Harvs and VB had you all running scared with our tall tales of The Reapers power. 'We'll abduct you once a week'

 

[Spirederman]

I will not go back on my word with Wilson's lot I'm afraid. Thanks though. Magpie will be equally good if not better though. Strong guy.

I appreciate your honesty mate and loyalty, just as I did with LR and Rammy recreating SBF with Don Ton. I fear any team of Wilson's after last time round, and you've strengthened massively with the return of THoD and yourself replacing Posh. He was a useless c***.

The tactics in this game are fucking amazing. It's so much fun.

 

[JJH]

Yeah, go for it.

Cards, weren't you supposed to be on our team?!

So it's just me, Tom and Joe then? Bottega Don, care to join us?

 

[HarvSFC]

Hey Spired, remember how Portsmouth steal everything from Chesterfield. Well it's already leaked into this game.

 

[JJH]

Hey Spired, remember how Portsmouth steal everything from Chesterfield. Well it's already leaked into this game.

A Bristol City fan has already had someone turn his team down as well, strange that eh?

 

[HarvSFC]

A Bristol City fan has already had someone turn his team down as well, strange that eh?

Jimmy's team are going to bottle it then. #Karma

 

[JJH]

Anyone knocking about without a team? We're in desperate need...

 

[hodge]

A Bristol City fan has already had someone turn his team down as well, strange that eh?

all you guys need to do now is sack the manager and get some guys in on loan

 

[hodge]

Anyone knocking about without a team? We're in desperate need...

 

[JJH]

Welcome.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Guys? I'm new to this game and have NO friends.

 

[MagpieBee]

Magic the post was open, as I said first come first served. Magpiebee has yet to confirm, the offer is still there if you want it mate?

Definitely in. Nice to be reunited with someone from the Grandstand team.

 

[Oaf]

Jesus Christ Spired, the way you're going on there is no way that this is going to live up to the hype Do love the enthusiasm though.

Nice to see the teams all getting sorted though.

Fuck it, want some new details of the game and how it's different this time around?

I fancy letting loose some details about the game while we wait for sign ups. Punctuated with

• BIG
• FUCKING
• BULLET POINTS!

Here we go:

• There are 259 characters this time around. Every single one of these people has an ability... most of them unique to just that character.
• There are also 70 "item" characters. These are not quite characters, but will give handy little assists.
• Dice are now done all nerdy D&D style. D6s, D8s, D10s and what not. To the non nerds, those are dice with 6, 8 or 10 sides. And if you ain't a nerd, what the fuck are you doing here, bro?
• Leaders are different and do a lot more shit this time around. They can completely transform your team.
• Factions are a thing this time around. Sign lots of, say, X-Men, and they'll be able to benefit off of each other.
• 20 all new territories! And this time, a couple of them actually have unique attributes of their own...
• New fight types! Including Rap Battles. You fuckin' heard.
• Also, for whoever was asking, yes, this guy is finally in:

Spoiler

 

[Oaf]

Fuck it, I like character reveals.

So what I'm going to do is every day until 1FF Wars gets started, try to do a "mock" character offer test. Which basically means I'll just let random.org pick 5 random characters from my character list and post them in here. Let's see who we get:

It is...

Stringer Bell - Is you takin' notes on a mother fuckin' criminal conspiricy? Because you'd better not with this guy around. He was in it last time, but I'm not sure that anybody actually bought him.

Wonder Woman - Pretty sure she's a newcomer to the game, with a fair few other DC characters.

James T Kirk - Another who was around last time but failed to make an impact. As a LEADER this time around though, will things be different?

Jafar - AW SHIT SON, this mother fuckin' sorcerer is making his wars debut as well. Will anybody be able to match his unparalleled levels of sheer badass?

Yoda - He was in it last time, but I don't even remember offering the dude, let alone seeing him do anything. Again, will he be able to make an impact this time around?

 

[hodge]

 

[HarvSFC]

We'll take Yoda.

 

[MSB92]

Can I play? I'll be a shit teammate though.

 

[Spirederman]

Jesus Christ Spired, the way you're going on there is no way that this is going to live up to the hype Do love the enthusiasm though.

Nice to see the teams all getting sorted though.

Fuck it, want some new details of the game and how it's different this time around?

I fancy letting loose some details about the game while we wait for sign ups. Punctuated with

• BIG
• FUCKING
• BULLET POINTS!

Here we go:

• There are 259 characters this time around. Every single one of these people has an ability... most of them unique to just that character.
• There are also 70 "item" characters. These are not quite characters, but will give handy little assists.
• Dice are now done all nerdy D&D style. D6s, D8s, D10s and what not. To the non nerds, those are dice with 6, 8 or 10 sides. And if you ain't a nerd, what the fuck are you doing here, bro?
• Leaders are different and do a lot more shit this time around. They can completely transform your team.
• Factions are a thing this time around. Sign lots of, say, X-Men, and they'll be able to benefit off of each other.
• 20 all new territories! And this time, a couple of them actually have unique attributes of their own...
• New fight types! Including Rap Battles. You fuckin' heard.
• Also, for whoever was asking, yes, this guy is finally in:

Spoiler

OMFG!!!!

YES THANKYOU OAF!!!

I presume his special power is called what I wanted it to be??????


NIP FROM THE ZIP??

 

[Oaf]

I can confirm that he can indeed perform the nip from the zip.

 

[Leewilson]

Totally agree Joes. All that bullshit about Psycho Mantis' power........LIES!!

Oh shit, I almost forgot me Harvs and VB had you all running scared with our tall tales of The Reapers power. 'We'll abduct you once a week'

I strung you all along for rounds and rounds with the Psycho Mantis stuff. It saved us for a while.

 

[Don Tonberry]

Shao Kahn better be in it, Oaf!

 

[IanH]

Team Stagnificent.

Techno Natch, Stagat, room in your team for one more?

I remember playing in a god awful team of non-participants last time, receiving shit character after shit character and finally spunking our entire budget on the Independence Day UFO and going out first.

I can't possibly do any worse this time.

 

[Leewilson]

Techno Natch, Stagat, room in your team for one more?

I remember playing in a god awful team of non-participants last time, receiving shit character after shit character and finally spunking our entire budget on the Independence Day UFO and going out first.

I can't possibly do any worse this time.

That was JoeJoeJoeJoe's team wasn't it.

 

[Rammy]

Basically don't get put in a team with Joe...