Stickied Confirmed Signings 2023/24

[Raymondo316]

We've signed Alex Finney on loan from QPR till January

 

[E10rifle]

We've signed Alex Finney on loan from QPR till January

Good player. Left us far too early in his career and has never pushed on as a result. Think he'll be excellent for you once he gets some games under his belt, though.

 

[Darlo On Tour]

Ah 'Bonkers' Brian Little.

I wouldn't listen to a thing that man says about players.

Fair enough, but by heck he was a decent manager in the early 90s, he brought two successive titles to our club in 1990 & 1991. By this time, bigger clubs were taking an interest in him Leicester City ended up approaching him.

 

[Darlo On Tour]

Stevenage bring in Stones centre back

Stevenage have signed Maidstone United centre-back Kevin Lokko for an undisclosed fee.
An offer made for the 21-year-old by the League Two side was enough to trigger a release clause in his contract with the National League club.

 

[DarkSithLord]

A real statement of intent from us as we announce the signing of Billy Whitehouse.

Former Doncaster and Leeds. Was part of the Leeds XI who lost to Sutton in the FA Cup last season

Has spent pre season on trial at Port Vale who decided to not offer him a deal.

Must say I am over the the moon with this. More and more confident about our chances. I spoke to him on Tuesday and he said he was still hoping for an offer from a FL club. Didnt expect this.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Kevin Foley is the latest to join Billericay.... This is beyond crazy.

Just had a look at the Billericay squad, I reckon they could probably push for the National League play offs. Didn't realise Matt Paine and Rob Swaine were there either.

Is there any way they can fuck up promotion? I mean, they could fuck up and play a shocker and still see the win. It's absurd the (on paper) squad strength.

Robinson
Pennant Deering Modeste
Evans O'Hara
Konchesky Paine Swaine Foley
Julian
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That ignores players like Louie Theophanous... This is a Ryman League team folks.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

A real statement of intent from us as we announce the signing of Billy Whitehouse.

Former Doncaster and Leeds. Was part of the Leeds XI who lost to Sutton in the FA Cup last season

Has spent pre season on trial at Port Vale who decided to not offer him a deal.

Must say I am over the the moon with this. More and more confident about our chances. I spoke to him on Tuesday and he said he was still hoping for an offer from a FL club. Didnt expect this.

He spent a short spell with us last season, sadly way too lightweight.

 

[Master D]

A real statement of intent from us as we announce the signing of Billy Whitehouse.

Who?

 

[E10rifle]

Who?

The cheesy peas guy.

 

[Raymondo316]

Kevin Foley is the latest to join Billericay.... This is beyond crazy.

Just had a look at the Billericay squad, I reckon they could probably push for the National League play offs. Didn't realise Matt Paine and Rob Swaine were there either.

Is there any way they can fuck up promotion? I mean, they could fuck up and play a shocker and still see the win. It's absurd the (on paper) squad strength.

Robinson
Pennant Deering Modeste
Evans O'Hara
Konchesky Paine Swaine Foley
Julian
​

That ignores players like Louie Theophanous... This is a Ryman League team folks.

That still leaves Theophanous, Bricknell & Cunnington on the bench who could each score over 30 goals....Its ridiculous the team they've put together.

 

[The Terminator]

We've signed Alex Finney on loan from QPR till January

He left us far too early as already mentioned, everytime I've watched him since he hasn't been very good. Saw him play a few friendlies for us 3 years ago, did ok apart from against the Arsenal U21's who tore him to shreds, but he was only kid.

The game time with you lot is something he desperately needs. Will be a bit odd seeing him next week!

 

[DarkSithLord]

Who?

Haha. True. Not much non league experience. But looks an excellent signing for Conference North.

 

[DarkSithLord]

He spent a short spell with us last season, sadly way too lightweight.

Ok. Thanks. He really stood out for us in his two appearances. But neither where against decent opposition.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

Ok. Thanks. He really stood out for us in his two appearances. But neither where against decent opposition.

He has some talent for sure but was easily bullied off the ball in this league. Men against boys, probably only played in a development team where there is not much physicality. It was the biggest challenge Alex Purver faced when he came to us - by his own admission. He's doing well now though.

 

[SamScfc]

Kevin Foley is the latest to join Billericay.... This is beyond crazy.

Just had a look at the Billericay squad, I reckon they could probably push for the National League play offs. Didn't realise Matt Paine and Rob Swaine were there either.

Is there any way they can fuck up promotion? I mean, they could fuck up and play a shocker and still see the win. It's absurd the (on paper) squad strength.

Robinson
Pennant Deering Modeste
Evans O'Hara
Konchesky Paine Swaine Foley
Julian
​

That ignores players like Louie Theophanous... This is a Ryman League team folks.

They haven't signed Pennant...yet

 

[Moss Rose Silkmen]

They haven't signed Pennant...yet

He has now: http://www.echo-news.co.uk/sport/15449140.Billericay_finally_complete_Pennant_signing/

 

[Leewilson]

So a day after Kevin Lokko signed for Stevenage, we've signed him on a season long loan. Quite happy with that. Needed depth at the back.

 

[David Curries Mullet]

We appear to have signed Scott Fenwick and Brad Fewster. 6 forwards now.

 

[Bendubz]

We better finish above Dagenham now, that is disgusting

 

[Leewilson]

We better finish above Dagenham now, that is disgusting

I don't really know the situation. I'd be annoyed in your position if we lost a good player to a higher league and then he went back on loan to a team in the same division. Did he fall out with your management?

On another note, what's he like as a player?

 

[Spiral Stairs]

I don't really know the situation. I'd be annoyed in your position if we lost a good player to a higher league and then he went back on loan to a team in the same division. Did he fall out with your management?

On another note, what's he like as a player?

Not as far as any of us know... played all the pre-season games and then Stevenage met his release clause.
Cracking defender for this level, quick, authoritative but has the odd mistake in him.
Can't help but think you've royally mugged us off on this one.

 

[Leewilson]

Not as far as any of us know... played all the pre-season games and then Stevenage met his release clause.
Cracking defender for this level, quick, authoritative but has the odd mistake in him.
Can't help but think you've royally mugged us off on this one.

We've been on the wrong end of a fair few of these so I feel your pain.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Much Travelled Brodie signs for Skem

Evo-Stik North club Skelmersdale United have pulled off something of a coup with the signing of prolific striker Richard Brodie.

 

[bigtimecharlie_]

We've signed Chris Arthur, the former Woking left back. God help us.

 

[DarkSithLord]

We've signed Chris Arthur, the former Woking left back. God help us.

Welcome to the forum.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

Gotta f

Much Travelled Brodie signs for Skem

Evo-Stik North club Skelmersdale United have pulled off something of a coup with the signing of prolific striker Richard Brodie.

Gotta feel for the Wrexham fans when Brodie palms them off for Skem

 

[Prodigal]

Matt Urwin has put pen to paper on a season long loan signing from Fleetwood. He impressed in pre-season particularly against Wrexham with a very good penalty save. Welcome to the club, Matt.

 

[Luke Imp]

Much Travelled Brodie signs for Skem

Evo-Stik North club Skelmersdale United have pulled off something of a coup with the signing of prolific striker Richard Brodie.

The only thing prolific about Brodie is his card count.

He probably had more clubs than goals last season.

 

[wilsontown]

Much Travelled Brodie signs for Skem

Evo-Stik North club Skelmersdale United have pulled off something of a coup with the signing of prolific striker Richard Brodie.

Heh, here's what I wrote about Brodie back in June:

I think he's surely done at any remotely serious level, he doesn't give enough of a shit to stay in even approximately acceptable shape. Coming soon to an Evo Stik div 1 outfit near you.

 

[Raymondo316]

Alex Wynter from Colchester United is our latest signing