worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Coventry game (played them away 18 times since '86; W3 D7 L8) is Mark Heywood, 50, an NHS Communications Manager from West Yorkshire. 6th season as a FL ref. Has the biggest card count of any ref so far this season, in 9 games he's given a huge 42 yellows - absolutely crazy. I swear on Alanis Morissettes' throbbing cock, there's more chance of Disney releasing 'Minnie Mouse, the Anal Crackwhore Years Movie' than there is of this prick getting through 90 minutes without giving a fucking yellow.
Reffed Wombles 3 times; 1-1 away draw with Fleetwood in the Conference in Jan '11; the 2-0 away win v Pilgrims in L2 in Aug '11 (1Y) and the 1-0 away loss to Millers in March '13 (2Y). Reffed Cov 3 times (W2 L1), most recently the 1-0 away win v Fleetwood in Oct '15 (1Y). Hates the scum. Reffed them 3 times at home & they've lost each one. Top man. Hates them.
AnagramWatch; Mark Heywood = Homo Drew Yak. Ooh Warm Dyke. My Dark Ho Woe.
KettleWatch; Reach for the whiskey, JoeTheGill, cos our Trevor is coming to the Proact for the Spireites v Gills game on Tuesday. He gave just 6Y & 1pen in the Gas match yesterday - quiet by his standards - but Calamity Kettle reffing Ched Evans under the silvery light of a full moon means you boys are in for a truly terrifying Tuesday.
Reffed Wombles 3 times; 1-1 away draw with Fleetwood in the Conference in Jan '11; the 2-0 away win v Pilgrims in L2 in Aug '11 (1Y) and the 1-0 away loss to Millers in March '13 (2Y). Reffed Cov 3 times (W2 L1), most recently the 1-0 away win v Fleetwood in Oct '15 (1Y). Hates the scum. Reffed them 3 times at home & they've lost each one. Top man. Hates them.
AnagramWatch; Mark Heywood = Homo Drew Yak. Ooh Warm Dyke. My Dark Ho Woe.
KettleWatch; Reach for the whiskey, JoeTheGill, cos our Trevor is coming to the Proact for the Spireites v Gills game on Tuesday. He gave just 6Y & 1pen in the Gas match yesterday - quiet by his standards - but Calamity Kettle reffing Ched Evans under the silvery light of a full moon means you boys are in for a truly terrifying Tuesday.