Official Silkyman Translation™ - Shit, you've shown me up as the hypocrite I am. I will now deflect onto the refs and pundits who are undoubtedly part of a massive global conspiracy against Manchester City.
Really hard to tell if the foul on Ledley above is a dive or not. Watched it like 15 times and I'm still not sure if there was or wasn't contact. But yeah, every team dives, don't be silly. When I watched the game I thought Benteke had dived, but after a few replays it was a penalty, he definitely gets clipped.