Pagnell admitted that he does actually support United after all and that he is sorry for sitting on the fence so often but his botty cheeks have developed a protective layer so thick that he doesn't even realise he is doing it anymore.
Can we just claim that anything we want to happened on the great missing day?
Also does this only affect the forum or does it affect football as a whole? Because there was a game between Newport and Cheltenham this evening that didn't go as I'd wanted it to. Fingers crossed they have to replay.
I'd appreciate an answer on that last one as it's kind of important.