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I've seen several threads over the years about pooing yourself but any 'ever pissed your pants' stories are always understandably about infant school incidents. This one below was on a Toon forum asking for folk's most embarrassing moments. Wow! Can anyone a) believe and b) top this one?

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I've been reading through this thread at various intervals in recent weeks. Blimey, what an amazing lot of dirty so-and-so's!! I'd have never admitted to browning a pair of underpants, even if it had happened, when I was younger.

Anyway, there was an early post about being embarrassed for someone else and I reckon I could probably make a good effort at that one. Years ago, and I am going back around 25 years, I was working in the legal system for the courts and every so often we used to get new coppers visit the courthouse to watch was going on. Long story short here, but one day a batch of these new policemen, they used to call them probationers back then, had endured about three hours sat in court and when the proceedings finally finished, they were just about to leave when someone came in and began to talk to them all. I can't for the life of me remember whether it was a senior police officer or a judge or a court official but it was obviously somebody deemed as important because this group of young coppers had to sit there and listen to the VIP going on ... and on ... and on ...

Unsurprisingly I'd imagine there were a few bursting bladders amongst them at the end of a long morning session but I was standing behind the benches they were all sitting on and other than their backs, I could only see the lower legs and feet of those sitting in the back row. All of a sudden, to my utmost astonishment, I could see liquid forming on the floor and it was pooling all round someone's shoe! It didn't stop running though, and within seconds I could see a tap-like trickle from the bottom of the trouser-leg, all down the side of the sock and over the top of the shoe.

The delay in getting out of the courtroom had proved too much for one of these poor lad's bladders and as he sat there, unable to excuse himself, he totally pissed his pants!

I felt so embarrassed on his behalf I couldn't have felt worse if it had been me! Daft I know, but that's how it was. Never ever will I outdo the embarrassment of being asked a dozen times over "did you really see him wet himself?"
 

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I heard one about a certain Gloucester City fan who went to Corby one day. Sat there watching the game and taking photographs, then shat himself about an hour in. Stayed put, motionless, hoping no-one would be able to smell it, and stuck it out for the entire game. Waited for everybody to leave the ground and then shuffled off to finally dispose of it in the semi-correct manner.
 

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Uncle Alberts episode on Only Fools and horses where he wets himself is one of my favourite moments from that programme. Can't find the scene anywhere on YouTube though!
 

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Uncle Alberts episode on Only Fools and horses where he wets himself is one of my favourite moments from that programme. Can't find the scene anywhere on YouTube though!

It's on YouTube, all the episodes are.

Just search on there for Only Fools. The episode is called "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle". One of the best ever.
 

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