- Joined
- Jan 19, 2015
- Messages
- 3,557
- Reaction score
- 2,132
- Points
- 113
- Location
- Hampshire and Ethiopia
- Supports
- Wolves
For sale: one football club.
Bought for £10 from previous owner in August 2007.
One deceptively spacious stadium, decorated mainly in old gold and black. Partially completed upgrade, complete with toaster banner.
One interesting squad.
One manager. Does hamster impersonations and states obvious.
One dedicated, noisy and irritating fanbase.
Parking for 34 Range Rovers, black and 40 fast cars, assorted.
One Jez Moxey. There's only one.
Two large-screen TV's, non-working but decorative.
One locked, unused trophy room. Possible Japanese prisoners-of-war inside. (Planning permission agreed for conversion to multi-faith prayer room).
One training complex.
Offers invited. Will P/X for Merseyside club that plays in red and rhymes with "Eh? Eh?" or small van. Send photo of van.
The Wisdom of Steve Morgan
Steve Morgan, August 4th 2015. “Sir Jack said when he was alive that I’d had a heart transplant to Wolverhampton and I think it’s a bit more than a heart transplant – it’s a whole body transplant. So that’s what Wolverhampton’s become to mean to me. ... And Morgan has reiterated his desire to complete the £40million redevelopment of Molineux."
September 28th 2015. "...after much thought, owner and Chairman Steve Morgan has decided to put his 100% shareholding in the Club up for sale."
Bought for £10 from previous owner in August 2007.
One deceptively spacious stadium, decorated mainly in old gold and black. Partially completed upgrade, complete with toaster banner.
One interesting squad.
One manager. Does hamster impersonations and states obvious.
One dedicated, noisy and irritating fanbase.
Parking for 34 Range Rovers, black and 40 fast cars, assorted.
One Jez Moxey. There's only one.
Two large-screen TV's, non-working but decorative.
One locked, unused trophy room. Possible Japanese prisoners-of-war inside. (Planning permission agreed for conversion to multi-faith prayer room).
One training complex.
Offers invited. Will P/X for Merseyside club that plays in red and rhymes with "Eh? Eh?" or small van. Send photo of van.
The Wisdom of Steve Morgan
Steve Morgan, August 4th 2015. “Sir Jack said when he was alive that I’d had a heart transplant to Wolverhampton and I think it’s a bit more than a heart transplant – it’s a whole body transplant. So that’s what Wolverhampton’s become to mean to me. ... And Morgan has reiterated his desire to complete the £40million redevelopment of Molineux."
September 28th 2015. "...after much thought, owner and Chairman Steve Morgan has decided to put his 100% shareholding in the Club up for sale."
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