Flying insects of death and honey vs Creepy Crawleys

[DoorBuzzer]

Worker bees are lacing the Hive pitch with insecticide as we speak in preparation for an invasion of Dung Beetles from Crawley. The critters' quite literal brand of shit football has seen them plummet from League 1 and now sit firmly in no man's land at the bottom end of the Football League. Can they be exterminated once and for all?

The very capable Bees meanwhile are suffering a crisis of confidence after it was revealed their queen bee is infact a mad dog. This explains the Bees' current fondness of throwing and kicking balls really really far and running after it. The dog likes this. He has a little bark and wags his tail. Meanwhile the Bees boo and buzz off to the exits to get their sugar fix elsewhere on a Saturday.

Which way will it go? Will the winged lot win the aerial battle or the Crawley lot keep their shit firmly on the ground?

 

[Urban]

We'll lose.

Next.

 

[George Reilly's Hairpiece]

We'll be fine now as the manager has worked out the problem. We have too many players apparently.

This issue came to light last Saturday, following a lengthy argument with the officials, about why we couldn't put 15 men behind the ball whilst desperately hanging onto the lead against the bottom team in the league.

 

[Casey]

Murphey' s last game on Saturday. Fox in the box type player but his goals in a pretty crap side means we will not be able to sign him permanently. Hopefully he can sign off with a wonderous, perfect hat-trick....Duck sir. Flying pink things!

Hoping to get along to this game. Wifey going Xmas shopping so I may be able to sneak away.

Casey

 

[BeesKnees]

Very happy with the result. Nearly blew it but it was nice of Crawley to self destruct and give us back the points our performance had deserved prior to the fluke goal