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FOOD WORLD CUP - QUARTER FINAL 4 - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
We will follow the keema over lamb (madras) and sea. We will follow the keema onto victory altogether now...

You trans fats bastards! You trans fats bastards!

Everywhere we go, people want to know, who we are who we are, shall we tell em. We're the keemas we're the keemas and we come from takeaways.

You're not fit to be on bread , you're not fit to be on bread.

One naan and his dog went to mow a meadow one naan and his dog called buna went to mow a meadow.


We are top of menu we are top of the menu.

Better than marge?You're havin a laugh, better than marge? You're havin a laugh.


You are my keemas my only keemas, you mop my curries when rice has gone, you'll never know how much I love you...

You're going home in a fucking asda bag!
 
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We will follow the keema over lamb (madras) and sea. We will follow the keema onto victory altogether now...

You trans fats bastards! You trans fats bastards!

Everywhere we go, people want to know, who we are who we are, shall we tell em. We're the keemas we're the keemas and we come from takeaways.

You're not fit to be on bread , you're not fit to be on bread.

One naan and his dog went to mow a meadow one naan and his dog called buna went to mow a meadow.


We are top of menu we are top of the menu.

Better than marge?You're havin a laugh, better than marge? You're havin a laugh.


You are my keemas my only keema, you mop my curries when rice has gone, you'll never know how much I locw

Convinced me to vote for butter. GJ.
 
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The Keema Naan's i've tried all tend to be gash. I prefer a peshwari naan :)
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
I can't believe that butter is going to win this. Half of them who voted for it probably use it as lube anyway.
BASTARDS!

If Keema would have won someone could have made a 'i can't believe it's not butter' joke, but oh no.
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
Unbelievable. I can't believe it's not keema (see, it just doesn't work).
 

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Spread in a brothel, you couldn't spread in a brothel.
 
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