FOOD WORLD CUP - QUARTER FINAL 4 - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

[Martino Knockavelli]

LIKE TO VOTE

KEEMA NAAN

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

VERSUS

BUTTER

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Lurpak is the daddy when it comes to butter

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

One of these is going further than scotch eggs... Wow. Just wow.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Keema Naan is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security.

 

[Red]

We will follow the keema over lamb (madras) and sea. We will follow the keema onto victory altogether now...

You trans fats bastards! You trans fats bastards!

Everywhere we go, people want to know, who we are who we are, shall we tell em. We're the keemas we're the keemas and we come from takeaways.

You're not fit to be on bread , you're not fit to be on bread.

One naan and his dog went to mow a meadow one naan and his dog called buna went to mow a meadow.


We are top of menu we are top of the menu.

Better than marge?You're havin a laugh, better than marge? You're havin a laugh.


You are my keemas my only keemas, you mop my curries when rice has gone, you'll never know how much I love you...

You're going home in a fucking asda bag!

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

We will follow the keema over lamb (madras) and sea. We will follow the keema onto victory altogether now...

You trans fats bastards! You trans fats bastards!

Everywhere we go, people want to know, who we are who we are, shall we tell em. We're the keemas we're the keemas and we come from takeaways.

You're not fit to be on bread , you're not fit to be on bread.

One naan and his dog went to mow a meadow one naan and his dog called buna went to mow a meadow.


We are top of menu we are top of the menu.

Better than marge?You're havin a laugh, better than marge? You're havin a laugh.


You are my keemas my only keema, you mop my curries when rice has gone, you'll never know how much I locw

Convinced me to vote for butter. GJ.

 

[Red]

Convinced me to vote for butter. GJ.

Yeah that was a bit poorly contrived

 

[Blitzballer]

The Keema Naan's i've tried all tend to be gash. I prefer a peshwari naan

 

[Red]

I can't believe that butter is going to win this. Half of them who voted for it probably use it as lube anyway.
BASTARDS!

If Keema would have won someone could have made a 'i can't believe it's not butter' joke, but oh no.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

VOTING IS CLOSED

KEEMA NAAN - 10
BUTTER - 13

 

[Red]

Unbelievable. I can't believe it's not keema (see, it just doesn't work).

 

[Magic]

Spread in a brothel, you couldn't spread in a brothel.